https://youtube.com/shorts/4uq7hkGNg38>The japanese bullet train is the apex predator in its environment>they hunt alone, although they have been sighted in packs, mainly during hibernation>its prey? The humble p. jeetus, better known as the Lesser Stink Goblin>this species of rodent is considered invasive in many parts of the world... but there is one natural countermeasure to this stinky>through convergent evolution, similar rail-legged predators in various ecosystems around the planet have been able to capitalise on this rapid spread of the common jeet>*night vision footage at train crossing*>...and like a moth to a flame... hes swallowed up... whole.>... a daily intake of around 100 of these stinky shitmonkeys for the next 6 months is what is required if he is to survive the harsh conditions of the late stage capitalist winter and the looming threat of global browning.
