This advice is Dirt Dog Approved.
>>544599985Holy cringe
>>544599985I always give women firm handshakes so they know that I can crush them on a whim. Thats the secret to getting them to go to the barnyard dance with you
>yoga classthis nigger can't be serious. Dating women in 2026 is literally impossible, and I say this as a sex haver.They're either taken, whores, or BPD. Sometimes all of the above.
>>544600354Its a non indian rule to not bother women when they go to yoga because thats meant to be a safe zone for ugly women and lesbians
>>544599985Yeah you definitely want to get a reputation as the guy that creeps on girls at their Yoga classes dude
>here's another sanctimonious lecture that frames it all as your faultHow about you fuck off and I play multiplayer games with the boys? Offer a better social contract or kick rocks.
Yeah man this guy is definitely surrounded by hot 20 year old girls. They're super excited when he talks to them at yoga class
>>544599985no thanks world of warcraft forever comes out in two weeks i'm good
>>544600354>they're either takenThere's no woman who's "taken". "Taken" just means you're inferior to the man currently fucking her. She's not his, it's just his turn.
>>544599985>approaching random women in 2026this buffoon is living in the past
>>544599985I'm surrounded by 20 year old girls in my life that are smart, capable, hard working and cuteAlready falls apart at this point because no cute 20yo hangs around obnoxious boomers like him, so there's no point in even reading the rest if he's starting with a blatant lie.
>>544600354It's probably just ragebait to farm engagements so his ad revenue payout increases.Women fucking hate men who go to yoga classes, because they know there is only one single reason a man would show up to a yoga class, and that's to try and fuck the girls there.And they also know that you aren't a great hit with women or else you wouldn't resort to stuff like signing up for Yoga classes, kek
>>544599985I'm not young. go fuck yourself.
>>544600631Lmao you must really run with the best crowds, really quality individuals
>>544599985No one is dating them, but people are sleeping with them. They are sleeping with them alot! I promise you: none of those girls are virgins!
>>544599985>Not sure what the deal is but I don't get it so here's a long list of gigaboomer tier bullshit you have to do for a crumb of pussy. It won't work and all the fault lies within you btwToo busy with Dragon Dogma 2 and 2D waifus
>>544599985They're not dating by choice. They want their five situationships instead. And I know this nigga aint serious about yoga class
>>544599985This faggot should an hero.
>>544601357he knows that none of it will work anyway, he's just mocking men
I met some girls by going to university-associated poetry readings and doing open-mic events. My poetry is awful, but reading anything with conviction gets attention. Also, my style is such that it's clearly not AI.
>>544599985>1pbtid Xitter ragebait >It's this thread again>It's this image againBump limit here we come!Jews are right about you morons.
