It's a sign
>>544609509>A wicked and acdulterous generation seeketh after a sign; and there shall no sign be given unto it, but the sign of the prophet Jonas.-Jesus
>>544609509it's funny because he was saying just before he got crushed that you never know when God will take youand then he got taken
>>544609509This wasn't a coincidence and anyone believing so is just dumb
>>544609509I'm looking forward to this winter.
>>544609710>BTFOs your thread
>atheists The universe is random and there's no happenings only coincidences >Atheist now THIS IS A SIGN!
>>544609509Christ hates Christians All they care about is being saved Which is purely selfish
>>544609833What are the odds this happened on a known livestream
>>544610157Apparently 91% of churches live stream. Sooo pretty good that something would be caught on camera
>>544610157a demon killing someone is no different than a nigger stabbing someone.its not divine signal.
>>544609833All I can say for sure is > that cross was fucking heavy, I imagine the Jesus statue was made of solid metal> despite that, the cross was attached to that wall with a flimsy string> something holding the cross rips or is loosened, so that it is no longer fastened to that wall> the forward-leaning centre of mass of the cross immediately causes it to move forward, gaining momentum and speed as the angle growsI wouldn't say it's impossible that this was made to happen, but I also wouldn't say it's impossible that this was just the result of third world retards being third world retatrds.
Someone post it here please
>>544609509Well done, 47!The target has been eliminated, and you even managed to make it look like an Act of God. The client is thrilled, but the local parish is having a massive theological crisis.Head to the extraction point.
>>544610602>but the local parish is having a massive theological crisis.you wish jewdemon
>>544609509honestly, I would legit check what he was doing on the side
>>544610602most likely something like that
>>544610701you will never be a woman
>>544610768i know
>>544609937Why?You getting a new dildo for Christmas faggot?
>>544610848you can stop dilating that wound then
Is there any info if he was a woke priest? If he was woke then you have your answer
>>544609509Revelation 18:4-8And I heard another voice from heaven, saying, Come out of her, my people, that ye be not partakers of her sins, and that ye receive not of her plagues. For her sins have reached unto heaven, and God hath remembered her iniquities. Reward her even as she rewarded you, and double unto her double according to her works: in the cup which she hath filled fill to her double. How much she hath glorified herself, and lived deliciously, so much torment and sorrow give her: for she saith in her heart, I sit a queen, and am no widow, and shall see no sorrow. Therefore shall her plagues come in one day, death, and mourning, and famine; and she shall be utterly burned with fire: for strong is the Lord God who judgeth her.
I wonder what God knows about that priest that we don't.. he definitely did some shady shit for God to kill him like that.
>just world abrahamic garbageyour demiurge blesses evil people beyond their wildest dreams lmao
>>544611519>Gnosticism memeImagine unironically believing in a debunked shit ideology, kek.
>>544610303>Supposedly all powerful, all knowing, all benevolent God lets demon run around and kill his priests in his churches with sorcery and shit.Lmao.
>>544610602KEK
>>544611763>little nigger babies first philosophical thoughtkeep going little nigger, you might eventually get to the point where you realize you are a nigger
>>544612008Damn, and you don't even have an argument against little nigger babies first philosophical thought. The Jew god certainly isn't sending his best. You should watch out for falling crosses, cause if I was Yahweh I would fucking off you like the priest, before you embarrass Christianity further.
>>544609509God's wrath is outpoured on the catlicks
>>544612451the argument is you are the nigger demon>You should watch out for falling crosses>I would fucking off you like the priestthe demon is speaking through you. literally.
>>544612556Well thank God for demons. They truly are doing gods work by killing schizophrenic Jew worshippers like you.
>>544609509one less schizo Christian in the world
>>544611763ya. priests are inherently anti-christian. so are pastors/etc. Matthew 23.
>>544610895All the oil shortages, combine with the lowest cold. It's gonna be fun.
>>544613438Well if you read Matthew and actually believe it, all Christians basically shit on Jesus, since they just ignore the fact they are supposed to follow the old testament laws and teach others to do the same. Instead they follow Paul who basically just made up his own head canon directly contradicting Jesus.
>>544609509>livestreamedI bet a bunch of viewers thought about or wanted the cross to fall so it became so much so in the feedback loop it manifested in the real world.
>>544611030The local luther nigger woke up
>>544613644kind of correct. you're right that they immediately messed it up and Christ was clear the overwhelming majority of people weren't going to make it. but Christ also did not say to continue following the old testament law and contradicts aspects of it.
>>544611580You never debunked shit you worthless retarded christcattle
>>544614205Well he does. He says that not one letter or stroke will pass away from the law and the prophets untill heaven and earth pass away. This includes having a part of your dick cut off like it or not. The interpretation that "fulfilling" a law, means it goes away like completing some sort of quest in an rpg, is complete cope. He fulfills by upholding it and the prior sentence he just said he is not abolishing it and in the following verse he expects you to follow it and teach others to follow it.
>>544614486Bro, you're in Norway. Every single women in your country has had miles more MENA dick than any 12th century prostitute.
>>544610303demons dont run around with scissors.>>544611763>>544613644>>544614796>non christian wants to teach me what the Word of God says
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>>544609509We are getting a remake?
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>>544615682Apparently he calls himself a king because he has a lot of sex and money while we’re poor and incel. Just imagine it’s true, those women you liked actually had tons of anal sex with Jesus. Thats why he isn’t more honest about the situation, his real body isn’t here. People get pretty upset when you rig the game so your male children are forced into servitude and your female children are forced into anal sex.
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>>544615823I like to headcannon as a gay faggot pedophil groomer personally
>>544610701This all priest are diddlers these guys always say "jews rape kids" but the catholic church all over the world has had daily child molestation cases for the past 10 years
the Catholic Church is full of idolatry and ritual, two things Jesus said would NOT get you into heaven.
>>544615914Jesus made all the Jewish memes to bully you for being poor. If he just called you poor you wouldn’t care as much as being tricked into coming to the conclusion on your own. This process of “coming to the conclusion on your own” is used a lot, because it has a greater effect. It’s hidden, inside other types of writing. To trick you into being bullied. For some reason Jesus made a lot of bullying memes for poor people. And he plays it off like their peers are the ones making the memes.
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>>544615256We are the only ones who can't, since Christians are allergic to reading the Bible.
>>544616155So it’s all a hidden trap? Almost reminds me of reverse psychology
>>544616786Yeah they made it look like bullying poor people helped increase the overall evolutionary success of animals. They often bring up dog training methods involving injuring the dog until it’s crying, and show off the result of a trained dog. The problem is they aren’t asking anyone for their consent. The internet isn’t what it appears, it’s primarily a brainwashing tool. They take their jobs pretty seriously, and never break character. The writers seem to actually be this Jesus/lucifer person. Which really makes it even more insulting.
>>544616523the Word of God is food. if you are a christian and not in the Word you die.
