>gives you flying cars>gives your children free SpaceX stock >gives you Donald Trump>gives you $5000 checks >gives you Super Intelligence>gives you the Golden AgeWhy are people complaining about him? He seems super based.
>gives you infinite pajeets
>>544609781He's a knob.
>>544609781And he hiels hitler he is the perfect Nazi poster boy
>>544609781Why does he still look so ugly with all that money?
/pol/ was psyoped by redditors into thinking that elon was bad
>president trying to bribe you is 'golden age' material
>>544609781Thank you Mr. preside.... I mean Mr. Musk
>>544609781he cons Indians and Redditors and thats kinda basedhe should stop coping about lunar and martian bases hes simply not capable of delivering on that and its pretty embarrassing
>>544610241trolling da libs does not put food on my table.
>>544609781>gives your children free SpaceX stockWhat does it solve? Does it solve our political system being flooded by dark billionaire money? No. Does it solve access to healthcare? No. Does it solve wealth inequality or the housing crisis? No.What does this solve? Take any one systemic problem that Elon giving away one (diluted, heavily) share of SpaceX to every child in America solves and explain it.
>>544610292why is it some random morons job to get food on your table?
>>544609781He's a white nigger. An imposter
Lol hit the jackpot there, the rapes happen during the segregated riots
>>544610414Why is it our job to allow him to have hundreds of billions of dollars?
>>544610471it isnt and I dont give a fuck if a bunch of people wanna lynch him for being an indian loving scammer but until that happens im gonna laugh at retards who buy his snake oil
>>544609874fpbp
>>544609781>gives you flying carsNot true.
>>544609781>advertise product for specified price>take over one million preorders>release product for double the advertised price
>>544610357>What does this solve?It's supposed to stop the raping trump is about to get in midterms. It won't work.
>>544609781Elon should invent a car that releases the Epstein files.
>>544609781>Why are people complaining about him?Because he's rich and they are not.
>>544609781The only thing he gives me is the ick
>>544609781>schmelon gibs u drumpffantastic, the rest is even more useless. go make xitter postings you phaggot.
>>544609781uhm, he's a nazi?!
>>544611131No he isn't. He's a grifter. He will pretend to be whatever makes him the most money/power.
>>544611034anyone who thinks elyon isnt jewish is a complete retard, off course.
the simple fact that elyon is above the intelligence of all of you. this should be enough but its never enough for you, its like a retard that is also blind.
only indians still simp for this guy lmao
this expands to everything else, the endless greed. were not made for this, as humans.
>>544609781K-lon Musk white nigger.None of those things happened or will happen btw
>>544609781Elon musk looks like a walking estrogen filled water balloon that's ready to pop.
>>544611679I’d love to have him at my church to give a sermon on a Sunday, my mom would probably think that was like the coolest thing in the world, I’d even let him talk about flying cars and futuristic things yet to come to pass, might be the one time you hear such a sermon in a church from a man who could probably at one point in his career probably be considered an atheist. That would be powerful to me. Maybe I’ll even have like a helicopter pad on the roof and some sort of setup where he can display his flying car or whatever awesome latest and greatest thing he’s going to come up with next
>>544613622Thats cool I guess
>>544614287Would you show up to church that Sunday? I’ll give you a free entry for the front row pew if you pass an ocular security patdown, you can even stick around for snacks after and we’re all going to lift weights and have a putting contest on the outdoor putting green, I think there would even be live music
>>544609781>Why are people complaining about him?Because he didn't do anything you say he did.
i personally got approx. zero of that shit.where the fuck is it?So far it just seems like he's a rich asshole who can afford publicity stunts.
The worship of individuals is mega cucked
>>544609781He hasnt done a single one of the things you claim.
>>544610357He hasnt given out a single share of stock and he never will.
>>544611679Fag grow grow facial hair like a real man no wonder he is obsessed with scapegoating troons he looks like one AHAHAHAHAHA
>>544610799based
