How can anyone be a Catholic or this modern "all religions are true" bullshit?If your religion and sacraments are literally like me choosing to eat at KFC or McDonald’s and KFC has the Zinger while McDonald’s has the Big Mac... Why the fuck should people not chose KFC over your shit restaurant?That 90s shit is so retarded.>All religions are true idiotOK lets seeFor right wingers>>>My religion says that you need to castrate yourself and be homosexual or you go to hell>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA REEEE YOU CAN NOT SAY THAT!For leftists>>>My religion says that only white people go to heaven while non whites all burn in hell, actually exterminating them all is good since it prevents more of them burning in hell>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA REEEE YOU CAN NOT SAY THAT!And 90s religious pluralism is debunked!You seriously need to embrace reality and become atheists thinking old decrepit perverts are god(Pope, Pastor, Patriarch) on earth and you need to obey them is peak retarded!>Noo you do not understand I must literally be a slave and spend my time listening to some guy who says he has magic powers and do whatever he says!>Unless I disagree with him then I look for a new magic old man to be my master!Ex-Catholic here that religion is a shit show and I realized it and quit(Atheism). The catholic church is full of 80+ old's only.
>have a difference opinion from an atheist AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA REEEE YOU CAN NOT SAY THAT!
>>544609974Death to all blacks and jews!
"OrthoBros" will literally lie like Kikes to avoid to criticism.
>>544611771The lie
And then on the other end of the spectrum: Luther.
I'm hermetic. "All religions are true" is horse shit. Many religions contradict each other. More accurate is to say many religions have a portion of the truth. But they're weighted down by lies.
>>544610195What did you mean by this retard?
>>544609974Vatican II literally destroyed the church. Even fully schizo'd out boomers know that shit was wrong.
>>544612037>"All religions are true" is horse shitOK.>More accurate is to say many religions have a portion of the truth.The absolute cope!There is only 1 solution! Every other religion other then yours is literally wrong. If you do not embrace this truth you are doomed to fail!
>>544612501>Vatican II literally destroyed the church.WRONG!Vatican II has proven that catholicism is a lie!Catholicism>The pope is magic(he has jesus up his ass or something)>We must do whatever the pope says>The pope can never be wrong muh papal succession>The pope can never have alzheimer's or dementia etc (because gods spirit is in his ass)>The pope does Vatican IIThis disproves Catholicism!There is no way to argue this!
>>544612501>>544612746Continued:>Even fully schizo'd out boomers know that shit was wrong.No they do not most of them (99% that is) are old dementia people who have nostalgia for the things of their youth so they go to their stupid cult house and sing their stupid songs this is all.This is all and 99.99999% of the bitching about Vatican II is literally ridiculous>Oh no it was better before they changed the song in the anime>The old pokemon designs where betterVS>Oh no it was better before they changed the song from latting in the church!>The old church designs where better>Muh table not alter distinctionAnother fact is that before Vatican II the Catholics actually traumatized the kids for life>Eat this magic cracker or you will go to hell!>Confess your sins! Feel bad!>You will go to hell!>Go to church or you will burn in hell!After they stopped that(or minimized it) no new people did stick around only the old traumatized 80+ crowd. Now the pope thinks he can get the kids into church by being more of a leftist 90s cückold who says all religions are OK or something! Remember when they made the catholic anime character? LOL!
>>544613290>using pokemon as your cudgel for your schizo nonsenseNever, EEEEVER, mess with the Pokemon! YOU'RE GOING TO GET THE BEATING OF A LIFETIME FOR THIS!!! I AM COMING FOR YOU!!!
>>544613429>pokemonWhy you prefer me talking how the old sitcom Married... with Children was better when they used the old theme song and the re-released DVD ruined it all with the new idiotic song they replaced?Because this is literally what the trad-cat trash is bitching about!>Noo it was better when we did sing in latin!>Muh Latin reading of the bible!And all of it is irrelevant trash>[Pokemon schizo]WTF?!
>>544614439I AM COMING FOR YOU, DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME? I KNOW WHO YOU ARE. PREPARE YOUR ANUS.
>>544614733what a retard!
>>544609974Catholicism is fucking vile child abuse bullshit
>>544609974why would you ever think religion would lead you to God when Jesus Christ is the door.
>>544615570I HAVE YOUR ADDRESS FROM THE ARCHIVES. SEE YOU SOON!
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>>544609974Did you go through catechumen and full sacraments? OCIA/RCIA? Who is your confirmation saint?
>>544617080Anon I take objection to your picture. Never post that again!USE THIS INSTEAD!
>>544617104OK I like this one and saved it!Why not read Acts 4 and Acts 5???https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1792428146270090.mp4
>>544617104>[le circumcision of the heart]This can be to subtle for 99% of people here!
>>544617425Hey that’s a great one! Thx!
>>544617891Yeah I like that one too
>>544618026Lmao that’s hilarious. Reminds me of the holy foreskin nonsense
>>544617067Me or the guy in the pic?
>>544609974I can't respect CatholicsIt's bad enough to pray to Mary... But to be cool with your priests playing with children is disgustingThey should have disbanded the Catholic church
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>>544609974I worship the Almighty God, and I have seen a literal God. The power of God is real. Look at all the anti-christ shitters.Nothing but garbage.
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>>544618483Nietzsche:"Has not Israel, by the circuitous paths of this 'Saviour,' this ostensible antagonist and dissolver of Israel, attained the final goal of its sublime revenge? Has not the real secret of a policy of revenge, of a far-seeing, subterranean, slowly advancing revenge, remained hidden beneath the seductive bait, the alluring and intoxicating bait of that symbol of the holy cross? ..."And a little later:"Did not Israel attain the final triumph of revenge over the aristocratic ideal and its values by means of the very Saviour, this apparent enemy of and dissolver of Israel? ... So that from the trunk of the tree of vengeance and hatred, Jewish hatred, the deepest and most sublime hatred, there grew something equally incomparable, a new love, the deepest and most sublime of all kinds of love."
>>544618213Only it is in the bible.https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Romans%202%3A25-29&version=NIVPS: Christian identity fagots will go>WE are the real jewsAlso.,...
>>544618705https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_PrepuceThx for info
>>544609974https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzR5jM9UeJA
>>544618393Sounds to me like what you call “hell” is actually the way to escape. Sounds like it’s the place for me! You OTOH will end up a goy slave of likes in goy heaven. You will be worked to the bone till you keel over dead! Then your soul will try to escape to a neutral zone like earth where kike demons will try to “hover” you back up like narcissists do in abusive relationships. Too bad for you you couldn’t resist the anglerfish lure of kike brainwashing. I’ll be visiting you in the afterlife visitor center of goy heaven to mock the fuck outta you as toil in agony for your kike slave masters.
>>544618384Jesus is the most repulsive bible character!
>>544618314Arguably the most stupid part of Christianity the only response >REEEE you can not say that!Or>Nooo that is BLASPHEMY!Or my favorite>You are a jew!
>>544618450Interesting what did he mean by that exactly and more?I pointed out that charity i a evil not a virtue for a long time!
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>>544609974Why does the pope wear a Yarmulke?
>>544618314To be fair she did not create a religion around this.It is even doubtful she told anyone this crap and everyone was thinking Joseph is hi father.And lots of other religions have gods or demigods created when zeus fucks some woman so.... Not that strange only stupid.
>>544618333Fun theological fact every Catholic priest is a homosexual. Canonically they can not have a wife because they literally got married to Jesus who is male so they are homosexual(gay marriage) men who are gay with Jesus. Another thing Christian can not process.Jesus saved them by committing suicide.If jesus sacrificed his life then he killed himself.If he did not kill himself and others killed him it was not a sacrifice.
>>544618245Malouf. But you could be I don't know
>>544622408>Why does the pope wear a Yarmulke?Good to see you noticed that one!START ASKING QUESTIONS!>Noo that is Vatican II!They do have that shit even during Hitler times! See Christians fail to answer that!
>>544622708It's a symbolic marriage you fucking retard, not a literal one.That's like saying people who partake in the eucharist are cannibals because they are eating the flesh and blood of Christ.Also, jews killed Jesus, end of story niggerfaggot
That's crazy.Christ is king.Death to Jews and Muslims.
>>544623293Is this the famous Christian love?
>>544623166>It's a symbolic marriage you fucking retard, not a literal one.So why can they not have a wife?>That's like saying people who partake in the eucharist are cannibals because they are eating the flesh and blood of Christ.Are they not???? (Whats wrong with canibalism?)>SymbolicThat denies lots of catholic doctrines!>Also, jews killed JesusOK. And? Why is that wrong?READ YOUR BIBLE! >Also, jews killed Jesus>WE are only saved by jews killing jesusTHINK!>Also, jews killed Jesus(and this is a bad thing)You are literally satan!
>>544623396>>544623166>end of storyFun bible sorry for Catholics!The first pope is literally satan!Every pope descends form satan the enemy of jesus!
>>544623166>That's like saying people who partake in the eucharist are cannibals because they are eating the flesh and blood of Christ.thats the correct catholic catechism tho. its is the literal flesh and blood of Jesus.check your own canon.
>>544619144You are never right about anything. It's a good thing that you oppose Christianity.
>>544623395It's returned in kind Doesn't the Quran preach similar?
>>544611771This was an attempt to make mudshits Christian.>>544611789This was to clearly state mudslimes must bow down or be destroyed.Just because you're a low IQ retard doesnt mean there is anything wrong with Orthodox chruches.We will lie, we will cheat and we will destroy all oposition before we let others be heretics in our nations.I bet you'd prefer the catholic ass bending towards you wouldnt you mudshit?Sorry not gonna happen goatboi, bend the knee or die heretic.
>>544611771>>544611789Why do orthodox always look like these goofy dwarfs? And that stupid hat. YIKES.>>544625543>we will lieLooks like your clergy is dick sucking the Muslims and you are coping!
>>544626304Lol cope and seethe faggot, pisslam will be erased from the planet.
>>544609974>>544610195>>544611002>>544611771>>544611789>>544611926muslims would likely still be our brothers in christ if not for the ridiculous trinity heresy being forced on them at swordpoint.
>>544626640>pisslam will be erased from the planet.I want this.>Lol cope and seethe faggotmore like you are projecting and are in the denial stage.
>>544626793>I want this.Then stop being a cuck and admit catholics have gone insane.We need catholics to go back to the old times when they sent crusades and publically beheaded heretics, the common enemy is at the gates of europe and even infiltrated it.I can tell you right now if you told serbs we go to war against pisslamists 90% would instantly accept and our Church would bless us before batttle.How many of you would, if any?
>>544627041>Then stop being a cuck and admit catholics have gone insane.?????See: >>544609974I already did that?>and admit catholics have gone insane.Ok I officially state the catholic church is insane!I think I called it wrong and a dead religion before.>We need catholics to go back to the old times That religion needs to die that what it needs.
>>544627603I didnt realize you are OP and I apologize.My main reaction was to the memefaggot mudslime who left snarky remarks.>That religion needs to die that what it needs.This is not a good idea lad, it motives people. For years it won us countless battles, the issue is it has become corrupted by globohomo.
>>544627984>I didnt realize you are OP and I apologize.Thanks.This is a 1 time on /pol/ that the other guy apologizes so thanks.>This is not a good idea ladCatholicism is based on the idea that magic is real and the pope is magic and can never be wrong. This is clearly false at this point and >Do whatever the pope saysis a retarded idea.
