Listen up 4chan faggot incels, you are probably browsing this imageboard 18 hours a day, so we have decided to gift you a chance.All you need is to be skilled at something computer related and not be a giant FAGGOT or TRANNY (WE SECRETLY HATE THEM HERE)!>muhhh globohomo zogARE YOU INTERESTED? APPLY NOW FOR A POSITION!https://www.nsa.gov/careers/WE DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE ON THE WATCH LIST ALREADY, THAT WILL ACTUALLY HELP YOU!
>>544619012>report to your brown female team leader at once anon!no?
>>544619012I can kill leftists for you, if you need it
Bring a pistol to work and shoot your director in the face. Only YOU can save America!
if the job doesnt involve actively killing leftards, then I am not interested
>>544619012No pussy no work
>>544619012I own a shredder and charge you guys over market rate to shred computers.Is that a computer skill?I think you probably have to go hire indians.
>>544619157what if we shred leftards?
>>544619012yea right give me a mundane desk job so you dont have to send gangstalkers and stasi to watch me
>>544619012Nah
Apologize to Bill for me to even consider it.
The NSA serves Israel.I did apply to join ICE but didn't even get anything but "We have put you on file" ai ahh email. The goverment is woke and jewed just like anything else.
>>544619012Every job listed but one requires that you are a student at a university program.The exception is a job which requires a PhD in psychology.
>>544619462>PhD in psychology Dr. Chud here, where do I apply?
>>544619442This Ice - jews
Dear NSA, if you're reading this, and I know you are, give me a job please. I'm available 24/7. I'm an expert in memes and JAV.
>>544619012We need a dedicated containment and deconfliction thread for all the glowies here shitting up the board. They are the worst users on here.
>>544619012The NSA and the public sector is full of rust-trannies. Go look at any DoD contract for the required skill set. They hate C with a passion which tells me everything I need to know.Nice try though.
>>544619012>https://www.nsa.gov/careers>roles:>Fluffer>boypussy>nigger baitStruggling to resist memekike
You need to open positions for friendly foreigners like me.
>>544619012
>>544619012If I am the head of NSA, I will replace all of you faggots with AI.
>>544619012fuck no. and reported (buy an ad) inb4 banned for calling out glowies AGAIN fuck you.
>>544619064/threads
>>544620478If you are the head of the NSA, you will outsource every penny of your budget that you can to the businesses of those who have purchased our politicians so our senators can get kick backs and keep your budget growing, or you will be destroyed.
>>544619872Why is she so cute >>544619012Gen. RuddYour teams will need the experience I bring, demystifying the social zeitgeist for aged and the illinformed. As I'm sure you've realized by now situations can develop in mere hours that require thorough and exhaustive understanding of this so that one may place them in correct context, because only through correct context came and begin to ameliorate that their issues. You need me. You already know what will keep me loyal and how much I need. I look forward to my new beginning.
Hi my name is anon and I would like to work for John Palintir and the walleyed streetshitter guy with the bogged mossad yenta wife. I love niggers and faggots and kikes. I will never leak a list of all of the names and addresses of your glowniggers. I promise.
>>544619012Thanks mossad agent.
>>544620455noice slop you got there
>>544619064Yes, ma'am
>>544619012I just smoked a bowl but I don't drink, am I fucked?
>>544619012there are like 7 job postings..
>>544619064women in the workplace destroyed any "cool" factor these glownigger agencies ever had. now its just HR roastie office nightmare like everywhere else. look up cybercommand suicides, they literally hate their lives working there.
>>544620884
>>544619064idchecksout
>>544621284They're just hoarding 0-days, though psychoanalysis might be neat>What are they thinking?
>>544619012Do you guys take people who are fluent in paranoid cybersecurity? I am a daily driver of Qubes OS and GrapheneOS, have OpenWRT flashed home routers (root router sends LAN gateway traffic over VPN or doesn't send anything at all), VPN my computation devices (VPN_A-over-VPN_B), and use darknet everywhere I can! I have no social media in my name, only under pseudonyms (both plausible and obvious). Even here I am posting over Tor through a third party service.(gif unrelated)
>>544622871you are a faggot ass glownigger namefaggot bumping the thread on page 9 shut the fuck up
I will pass on your offer Mr. Zog. Give it to an indian or nigger instead. Those are the hard workers the government needs
>>544623077Unlike most of the other faggots here, I at least have an actual [stolen] tripcode (C !Odemonkey.'s tripcode). Why don't you put the salt shaker down and git gud, you're already a salty enough faggot! :^)
>>544622871>Do you guys take people who are fluent in paranoid cybersecurity?>are you a Ghidra chad?>I am a daily driver of Qubes OS and GrapheneOS, have OpenWRT flashed home routersNo Kali purple box?>LAN gateway traffic over VPNThat's normal>and use darknet everywhere I can!That keeps you *on* the interesting list, not off it, anon. Learn to be uninteresting>Even here I am posting over Tor through a third party serviceGross, anybody serious uses Garlic routing and proxychains>>544623077KEK he is fat and unimportant for sureI, on the other hand, am ripped and sweet
>>544619012Just applied can't wait for my comfy job thanks anon
>>544619012Good luck finding someone to pass the drug test.
>>544623419>are you a Ghidra chad?Baby, pay me enough and I'll be whatever you need me to be!
>>544619012>Memeflaggot 1pbtid NSA honeypotAdvertising/begging, read the rules, glownigger.
>>544619012Actually . . . If you're posing as an NSA employee, what you've done here violates US law. Pretty sure it's a felony.
>>544623618I'll task you with securing the public urinal cakes. Seems counter intuitive, but it's a rather shitty job>>544623727Wishful thinking at best, anon. Haven't you read Red October?
Everyone in this thread is going to jail.
>>544619012No no pussy no work glowie.
do you guys offer dental
>>544624658they give you a free horse so you can do bestiality
>>544619012>WE DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE ON THE WATCH LIST ALREADY, THAT WILL ACTUALLY HELP YOU!What happens if we can't memorize and recite the Israeli National Anthem within the first 90 days of our employment? Will you force us to go to Israel and kiss the wall?
>>544623962>I'll task you with securing the public urinal cakes.Ah, the secret urinal cake listening devices! Got it! :^D
>>544619012lol a LOTTTTT of white people will sign up to fuck their countrymen in exchange for a few fake ass hyperinflated jewbuxx
>>544619012>be a glownigger.no
>>544624769KEK, this glowie took the bait
>>544624950>9dgBC0kS
>>544619012Reminder that the only reason this piece of shit org exists is because some FAGGOT after 9/11 got the greenlight to violate the fourth amendment.
>>544626230Actually that was Jeffrey and Ghislaine
>>544619012kek
>>544623962>read Red October?I read it recently. Awesome. I'm now reading through all the Clancy novels.
>>544619012There's a stenographic imprint somewhere in here. Something you do not want others to know. You know how to reach me.
>>544619012they had a recruiter here last month. i was thinking about it. we had to do some enerving test beforehand.i want cryptanalysis spot or research into higher dimensional hyperknots. this would interest me.cia is also recruiting.
>>544619101>Bring a pistol to work and shoot your director in the face. Only YOU can save America!>>544619106>if the job doesnt involve actively killing leftards, then I am not interested
>>544619012>giftyou spelled grift wrong>you must now explain Spurdo
>>544619012stop taking up space you spiteful little niggers, you lost, stop flailing and fucking take it
>>544619012fuck you, I will never work for you pedophile protecting faggots.
>>544619012I want>easy job, literally sit around and shitpost while watching YouTube>top tier medical and dental>minimum $85,000/year, starting>remote>government assigned 8/10 qt girlfriend, mandatory contractually obligated deep, unprotected, breeding sex 3 times a day
>>544629923Also I dont wanna pay anymore taxes at all, complete exempt status.
>>544619012I'm more of an OSINT guy. Less pressure, more flexibility, and I'm pretty sure I've been blacklisted for my last twenty years of shitposting.If you actually need me, I know a guy that knows your guys; have him to reach out.
>>544619012>WE DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE ON THE WATCH LIST ALREADY, THAT WILL ACTUALLY HELP YOU!thats correctNSA herebeing on one of our watchlists gives you credibility in what ever category we put you in
>>544619012We do it for free already
I need a shot of ICEhttps://files.catbox.moe/vfs9dc.mp3
>>544619012The NSA (and DARPA) is largely responsible for Havana Syndrome attacks on American civilians. The more notable and loudest voices come from former NSA. If you try to leave, you get harassed for life. Just expressing interest may be enough to get a brain scan.
>>544624058>everyone in this thread is getting Havana SyndromeThread Themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMy8W0j-Slw
nsa sounds like a great position. every government job was "ruined" long ago by lazy boomers not doing any work. once you get your foot in there you can relax for the rest of your life doing 1 hour of work per day while getting paid in full. it really is like that. the last time i held a public servant position they didnt even give me any work for the first 3 months at all. its actually insane how lazy boomers are while talking so much shit all the time, they have such an extreme superiority complex despite 0 to back that up other than "i have worked here for 20 years bro"
>>544619012I will skin and burn you all alive
>>544631529Per multiple friends that have worked for the government, what you gain in security, you lose in freedom.Working for private companies at the nexus of the public and private sectors is peak comfy though.
>>544619012fuck off nigger, you have no power
>>544630229for me its nutter ideas off course. problem being for higher dimensional topologies you need super high iq nutters and not normal people^^ this should be selfexplanatory.
>>544619012but do you have hot female glowies in the offices for good morale?
>>544619012>https://www.nsa.gov/careers/You have to be Freemason affiliated to get a job in Intel.Did you not fucking read a pale horse?
>>544631972Is that still there, i thought it was destroyed?
>>544619012The glowing red eyes of a good guy
>>544619012>memeflag is a glownigger recruitment shillIMAGINE MY SHOCK
>>544619012Anyone have a version of the photo without the watermark
>>544619012im seeing a bunch of niggers and women and also simultaneous niggerwomen in the photos on your website here, I don't think this is meant for me
>apply>get a bunch of glowniggers showing up to your house asking why you applied and trying to sell glowmerchyeah thanks
Sage
>>544619012kek>>>/x/43102013>>>/x/43102029>>>/x/43102454https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Security_Operations_Centerhttps://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1659https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/42772609/#q42782030https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/42659415/#q42663016>I suspect it's a network of highly educated people who are writing a sort of meta fiction with a purpose beyond mere artistic expression, who also have some inside sources in the military intelligence world from whom they get some inside info from that they incorporate into their narrative.
>>544619012The ASD (Australian NSA) is apparently a decent place to work, but I'm not going to take a $100k pay cut to go there. Sorry glowies.
>>544633691>Australian NSAbriefly met some of their Directorate K guys back in the day during hurricane Katrina. was visiting Perth and Freo on deployment. super laid back. there is all sorts of ayylmao shit going down in Aus all the time.
>>544619012they only accept u.s. citizens
>>544619064
>>544633993Thats just what they told you
>>544619012Not from ))))here(((( they're not. They're out of a job as well. The Enemies Within.
>>544619064First post and also the best. All the photos of the 3 letter agencies I've seen at pride and blm events were as follows. 1) spic women 2) black men 3) white gay women 5) 6)7) fat spic dudes , fat black women and last but not least White faggot men. No straight white males in the bunch, and that is what the jews who rule us wanted.In that order.
>>544619064>MANDATORY PRIDE MONTH, DEMOCRATS JUST GOT BACK IN OFFICE TIME TO PARTYYYYYYYYYYYYY>also look through these hundred thousand pages of anti-semitic post with your other 4 female colleagues to find the evil white terrorist
I have a vacated felony ;w; sorry guys. My.24 years kf shitposting experience gone to waste.
>>544619133Stop saying that, someone is going to call us out on this lie. I don't wanna work ,pussy or not.Let goyim deal in the real world
>>544636540yeah we need to up our standards, no women with reasoning, no civilization
>>544619012Sorry you're clearly looking for unqualified candidates and I'm actually capable of doing a good job in those fields, and then snowballing to become even better as I do it - especially as a polymath. I'm also a workaholic and over-achiever because it's piss easy for me to do.So I automatically am disqualified. It's a shame, I always take the minimum pay as well, but you don't deserve me anyways.Kick rocks, niggers.
They want retards with BA degrees. Not anyone with skill or experience
I dont even understand why you would post this here, no federal agency is going to hire a white male who doesnt believe he's a woman.
naw too much bullshit. good luck tho
>>544619012Why the fuck would I ever work for the enemy? America has denied me every opportunity based on my Whiteness. I have been so throughly discriminated against that I have no loyalty to the state. I am your worst enemy. I am the disenfranchised white male. Go fuck yourself. Oh btw you have tried to recruit me. Several times before. Through discord and video game chats. But I always turned you down. Because there is nothing you can give me to join your side. Money and power mean nothing to me. Especially if they come from you aka a source of evil. And even if I did go to work for you how can I trust you? You’ve already betrayed me. By stealing the country I was born in away from me and giving it to israel and the foreigners and traitors and every single anti white male group out there. You make me pay for my own oppression. No wonder white men are dropping out and getting angry. It’s funny how even I the lowest of the low among white guys someone who has no high school diploma can run circles around your paid shills and I do it for free. >>544619442Brother don’t join ice if you don’t have to. Remember eventually they will make you do something you really don’t wanna do all for a paycheck. If you put money above doing the right thing then that’s how they get you to compromise your morals. Remember if you can be bought you’re no better then a whore.
>>544622871why not just build a botnet at this point, at least then you would actually make money off that effort by reselling parts of it?
>>544619012we would have found the page without your help, retard.
No thanks...I'm anti asshole
>>544619064This
>>544619012NSA sounds too Boomer coded for me do you have something more up to my speed i need a fun and relaxing work emviroment.>>544631321Glowwaffen posting:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlKySGbYqAY
>>544619072You are the leftist
>>544619012NSANigger Sodomite Agenda
>>544619012I'm not going to work a second any longer than I have to. I refuse to pay more taxes, which just goes toward the slushfund genocide of my people in my own country, genocide people abroad, and general economic and political satanic-tyranny.I will never own anything, be able to afford kids. But you'll never see me picking up extra shifts, an extra job. I'm closer to going and fucking off in the woods than I am another job. ....THE NSA LOL....
There is only 7 jobs posted lol.Come on guys. They want more retards not people who can do anything or survived.>unvaxxed>uncut>Unemployed
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>>544627423My grandpa had an entire shelf of Clancy novels, I used to sneak read them in Grade 2
>>544619012Look, if you want me, simply come and meet me, like at work or Church, or maybe when I'm at the diner. You have easily 3-4 people you can send to me. They already know me, I know them.
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