MODS PLZ STICKY. KIM JONG UN HAS DIED
>>544620716He'll be fine
>>544620716vaxx status?
My unverified claims say that Kim is stable.God please.
>>544620716NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Again?
>>544620716Remember when you were claiming Xi Jinping died after eating Indian food?
>>544620716CALL OF DUTY 4 UNIRONICALLY JUST PREDICTED THIS
>>544620716HE DOES HAVE A GOOD POINTHE'S RIGHT YOU KNOWNOW THAT THE DUST HAS SETTLEDSAY SOMETHING NICEPOWERFULREALLY MAKES YOU THINKWHAT ARE THE POLITICAL IMPLICATIONSHOW DO YOU RESPOND WITHOUT SOUNDING MADWHAT RADICALIZED YOUIS COFFEE GOOD FOR YOUARE NUKES REALINSIDER HEREFEMANON HERENAME MY BANDHAPPENINGWW3 INCOMINGRUSSIA IS ATTACKINGI CANT AFFORD RENTHOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SURVIVEBASED OR CRINGESEE WHAT YOU'VE DONEAPOLOGIZEKNEELDISCUSSWHAT DOLET ME GUESS YOU NEED MOREI DON'T UNDERSTANDEXPLAIN IT TO ME POL__BROS, I DONT FEEL SO GOOD__SISTERS, OUR RESPONSE?___IS DYING AND YOU'RE LAUGHINGNOT LIKE THISPUBLIC TRANSPORTATIONIS DENTISTRY A SCAMWHY DID MALLS DIEWHAT HAPPENS HEREWHAT GOES ON HEREWHAT CAUSES THISREDPILL ME ONWHAT DOES POL THINK OF THIS GUYWHAT DID HE MEAN BY THISWHY DID HE DO ITWHY DO AMERICANSWHO WAS IN THE WRONGPOLITICALLY SPEAKINGDAILY REMINDERCHINA IS COLLAPSING*BLOCKS YOUR PATH**DOES NOTHING, WINS**MIC DROP*GOODNIGHT SWEET PRINCEI AM FORGOTTENSAY HIS NAMEJORDAN PETERSON IS DYINGANDREW TATE IS DYINGPUTIN IS DEADTRUMP IS DEADBIBI IS DEADMCCONNELL IS DEADKIM JONG UN IS DEADEPSTEIN IS ALIVEWHAT'S YOUR EXCUSEGIVE ME ONE GOOD REASONWELL /POL/YOUR RESPONSEIT'S OVERPOL CAN'T REFUTE THISTHIS IS THE POST THAT KILLED /POL/POL BTFOTHOUGHTS?
>>544620716AJUMMA ANNYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAJUMMA SOJU JUSEYO BALI BALI..... meanwhile somewhere on the Seoul subway system...
>>544620887Kek
>>544620887Are you dismissing the possibility that he did die?
>>544620961kek
>>544620716RONG RIVE GRORIOUS READER
>>544620998If he did die he was way Young, & that's the youngest so far.
>>544621026LMFAO
>>544620716what part of unverified did you not understand Op
Sources tell me Kim is stablePlease God
>>544620716Most of the stuff you hear about North Korea is made up by South Korea
>>544620716All that fwy rice huh
>>544620716Sex with the purpose of procreation with his sister
>>544620971>>544620996>>544620998>>544621010>>544621026>>544621054>>544621084good morning saar>>544621467keep on simpin', mutt
I killed him myself.
>>544621194My family is close to the Kim family thanks to my family having been sentenced to the labor camps many times. No hard feelings, though. I understand that Kim choked on a sausage, and lacked oxygen for up to twenty minutes. He was flown to China where they could do nothing, but gut him, stuff him with old newspapers and send him back for entombment.True story.
>>544620716>alleged a severe cerebral hemorrhage, coma, transfer to Peking Union Medical College Hospital in Beijing, death, a secret return of the body to North Korea, and China sending ~9,000 troops to Pyongyang to support succession by daughter Kim Ju Ae. Other circulating versions mention heart issues or similar. These have been amplified on X and picked up by some outlets reporting the rumors, but none have independent evidence.
>>544620716>shitter>rumors
>>544621194Dafuq Timmy gon do
>>544621699>Wanjun Xie has a track record of dramatic, previously inaccurate claims. In a highly secretive system like North Korea’s, absences can fuel speculation, but the recent documented appearances and ongoing state-media activity contradict the death narrative for now. No credible confirmation exists.
>>544620939>predictedIt's all, part of the plan.
>>544621675>insider here>source: trust me bro>coffee is good for u lul
>>544620716Doesn't he do this every few years to weed out dissenters?
>>544621520Bloody fucking saar... I am Kerpal.
>>544620716“The man who dies every day”
>>544621781>weed out dissenters?What? Overseas? Nigger they don't have internet, they don't even have electricity outside of the capital.
That man is Japanese.
>>544620716Kinda is is his sister isnt it?
>MODS PLZ STICKYwho this newfag
>>54462071642, a fuckin kid
Time for Mommy to step up to the table.
>>544620716Kinda is his daughter hopefully.
>>544621905>Time for Mommy to step up to the table>mommy i want muh tendies n milk plzzzshut up mutt
>>544621958Only a North Korea woman can looks 25 and 75 at the same time.
>>544620716I bet he had sex with his sister and she poisoned him during the act.
>>544620716Nothing can happen to Kim he’s eternal until the end. This is fake and gay without proofs
>>544621905Death sucking on a cracker.
>>544621905Yuck
>>544620716Just in time for COD4.
>>544621801how can he slap?
>>544620716It doesn't matter if [insert Korean psychopath dictator here] dies, another one will replace him instantly until the earth fucking explodes. The only solution to North Korea is total nuclear annihilation.
KIM JU-AE IS CUTECUTE
>>544620716What? Again?
>>544622072>544622072They dont like big tits in north korea.
>>544621520>kikejeet projecting Am israel chai ja hind saar
>>544620716Sticky your ass you stupid cum slurping fucking bastard
>>544620716supreme leader is immortal you fool
>>544620716How is this bitch so skinny yet her face is that of a landwhale?
>>544620716Elite BWC has been sent to the location, stand by
>>544620716give him trump medicine!
>>544620716what does tim pool think?
>>544620961Put those in your filter and this board will be completely empty.
>>544621234Should be pretty fucking easy for Kim to debunk if it's not true.He just needs to appear, any living person should be easily capable of this.
I'm glad he's dead you commie faggots. Death to trantifa. Death to your nigger pets. Black lives don't matter at all
>>544622947>Dictator on other side of the world, completely disconnected from America in a country where gay marriage and transition is illegal dies.>Amerimutt still finds way to make the conversation about trannies and niggers.fascinating.
>>544623090no one died retard
>>544623160your mother died in her sleep tonight because you read this.
>>544620772>He'll be fine
Do normalniggers have the memory of a goldfish? This is like the fourth time this rumor has spread over the last decade
>>544623192you're dying in your sleep tonight because you read this
>>544620716Imagine North Korea attacking South Korea and clapping all the 4B feminists out of existence.
This is the third time Kim has died in the last ten years
Good soapy desinectant bathAnd I would
>>544620716fake
Will his daugther become supreme leader now? Thats like giving nuclear bombs to a 12 year old. Cool.
>>544622845>Just let yourself get manipulated into revealing you location and activities by an enemy country bro, it's easy
>>544620971knife to the head.
>>544623761That would be fucking dope
is this the guy that sang gangnam style
>>544623761Do you think Ju Ae posts here?I hope she nukes Israel.
>>544623689Nah. that funk must be one of a kind. Sample it as the chef intended.
everyone who falls for this story is mentally retarded
so the "kim is dead" 2026 version pushed by retarded falun gong accounts are:>he fell into a coma>he was secrely transported to china>died in the hospital there>secretly transported back to north korea>not a single trace of a north korean train entering china>not a single trace of a plane flying to chinaall in the span of 4 daysa story made by retards for gullible retards, pic related
>>544624050Its very rare to see North Korean flags here but it happens.https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/country/KP
>>544620716there is hope! call trump asap!>>544618479
>>544621801SHE COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND SHE KICK MY DOG
>>544622233calm down there mr less intelligent man
Americans need to hold a funeral for him and pay reparations for all the damage and pain they have inflicted on the NK population with their sanctions.
>>544620716we lost a real1#restinpower
I've kept an eye in Dum Tzu appearance and couldn't help but notice tone of his facial fecal mutt resemblance to KimJong Un...Coincidence?Prayers and condolences to all muttburgerlandians, it's over!
>>544620716>wake up babe time for the monthly DPRK palace intrigue why do western media do this fucking constantly? Who does the think they're fooling? What is the true puroose of this bullshit?
>>544620716https://londonlovesbusiness.com/kim-jong-un-death-claims-escalate-online-potentially-plunging-north-korea-into-civil-war/But despite increasingly dramatic claims involving emergency medical treatment in China and the deployment of thousands of troops, there is no credible evidence that the North Korean leader is dead.The speculation gathered pace over the weekend after Wanjun Xie, chairman of the China Democracy Party, alleged on X that Kim had suffered a severe cerebral haemorrhage and fallen into a coma.“Although a team of medical experts from Peking Union Medical College Hospital was dispatched to North Korea to assist in his treatment,” Xie wrote, he claimed Kim had subsequently been transferred to Beijing for emergency care.“However, due to the severity of his condition and the fact that the optimal window for treatment had passed, Kim Jong-un succumbed to his injuries and died,” he added, alleging that his body had been secretly returned to North Korea.
>>544620716SOURCE TELLS ME KIM IS STABLEPLEASE GOD
>>544624309funniest clip ever. 'no, you stink' lmao
>>544620716so in the event of his death who rules north korea, isnt his daughter like 13
>>544624248We need to summon this anon btw. He could confirm.
>>544620716Kim Jong Un is still aliveplease god
>>544620716
>>544620844Juche will save him. Juche has already saved him. He's alive.
>>544624751Based and juchepilled
>>544624850the way he chainsmokes, one wonders how they manage his coughing fits. juche will just add another statue to worship. if he did have an aneurism, it'll take a while to get back. i hope he does.
Just got off the phone with my rabbi, Kim's fine.
>>544620716>Losing the War in Ukraine >France is on fire>Albanian protest>Germans continue to chuck themselves >Americans continue to embarrass themselves >UK is just... There>Baltics continue to bark expecting US backing (lol)All of the sudden best Korea is in crisis, lmao
>>544620844Kek>>544620840Would be funny if he took the "real" one brought by Pfizer while "his people" only got some bullshit and therefore be fine.
>>544624696I'm sure it's a dire emergency to get someone in to replace the pudgy hedonist.
>>544625357oh god I didnt know what thread I had open and thought you were making fun of me
>>544620716F.We finally get a battle loli as head of state. Maybe Best Korea and Spain can go to war in a few years? Hot girl on girl action.
Meanwhile picrel>>544625131What did you do, are you okay Shlomo?
Can I have North-Korea? I promise not to do anything cringe with the army or the nuke.
>>544620716Viral marketing for the new COD game.
>>544620840NK is probably 100% vaxxed
>>544620716all hail whatever the fuck his sexy sister is called
>>544622233North Korea is based and American is a faggot country
>>544623689Notice the weird growth on his face here?
>>544620716Test
False alarm, guys: It was one of his doubles. Already confirmed.
>>544625515>something rumoured to have happenedFREAKY AF
>>544625515I think that's a microphone
>>544625866>Never believe anything kike says, especially beanie oneGoing by reverse psychology, it's the truth then. KuKorean WW2 incoming?
>>544625439fr, let a few of us chuds work our magic there
>>544620844I hate this meme even more because it was the one that gave me false hope he would live.
>>544624751I've liked his posts, sent friend request, posted dead cats and dogs containerWaiting if he replies
Is Jarule available for comment?
>>544620716>received treatment in Beijing RIP
Vatniks on suicide watch.
China should sieze NK and trade it for Taiwan
There's not one hospital in his whole country that can treat him...
Next Putin and Trump plsss
>>544624111Do you mean trad bro-sister taboo fucking, just like in burgermuttlandia? Huh
My sources say that nothing ever happens.
They arr rook sameThat fatass has probably died 2 or 3 times already and they just find another fat chubby loser to replace him. Only chink that would be hard to replace is Xinnie because he's abnormally tall for a chink.
>>544620716I am rolling for Kim Jong Un's survival. 0-11 he is dead 12-99 he is alive
If double digits he dead and North Korea plunges into a bloody civil war.
>>544623777TRUTH AND TRIPS!!!
That'd be wastefulhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cy0zqk2w92lo
It is rising....
>>544620716He’s done this exact thing before and it was to make any dissenters reveal themselves.
BEST KIM NOOOO
IT KEEPS RISING
>>544620716Doubt.Kim Jong Un just bought a new yacht with Olympic sized swimming pool.The guy is in exceptional health and training to be a top swimmer.
>>544620971thats a chink train. you should be able to read your own language chang
>>544627646He's been disappeared.
>>544628031Isny polymarket illegal in Germany? Also holy shit it was at 8% like an hour ago when i checked
>>544620716Multi/pol/ar world order BTFO
>>544620716r0ll and he ded
>>544628053Excuse me he already is a too swimmer and uses an extra length Olympic pool
>>544621801>kick mah dogShut up kerpal i dindu nuffin.
Goodnight, sweet prince.
>>544628031Is polymarket the only reliable metric of anything being true these days? Money never lies
>>544628391Nah, not this time. The cake got to him first.
>>544627165>not a single monkey with a scalpel to trust. Malnutrition, slangy eyes, desperation, no burgers, no money, no Diet-CokeIf I was the Kang of Ape empire, I'd go to chinklandia to have a shit, let alone anything that could blow the cover
>>544628391you motherfuckers did this didn't you?
>>544620716Yall said the same shit about the Queen many times. "The light above the 2nd window is blue and not yellow! The Queen has died!"Fucking idiots.
>>544624514Wow, is he ok
He loves his daughter so much. Too bad she'll be liquidated once Kim Yo Jong takes over ;_;
MW4 real?
>>544620844His handshake is firm
>>544620716Only the good die young. He loved his people and his nation. F
>>544628247I think it is but I dont want to bet there because everytime I would win someone else would lose what I won.>>544628446I guess it is a good metric and it is good to avoid social media without missing happenings. Checking on polymarket for happenings takes much less time than going to twitter or here and is less addictive.
>>544626366
>>544627186May Allah hear you
>>544620716A great loss for us all
>>544626366Anon how could you possibly have watched the Kirk shooting and thought he was alive? Guys esophagus got completely evaporated in 4k there was no possibility he wasn't dead instantly.
elaborated poly market scam.
>>544626366are you aware you're retarded
>>544622044That's all Koreans, southern Korean women get plastic surgery to get an interview for a job, so you'll only see them looking like K-Pop stars, who are also enhanced with plastic surgery.
>>544628053I bet he swims like a fishing bobber.
Happening canceled.
>>544620716Don’t think his sister will be better, maybe much worse knowing women desu
>>544620716He's fine. Quiet happy. I just checked and he is keking
>>544621026HERRRRROOOOOOOO >IMMMM BRRRAAAAAAAACKK
>>544620716Died from holding all that shit in his whole life.
>>544620716Hasn't he already died multiple times?
>in BeijingHuh?
>>544630073>died multiple timesNot enough>>544625014
>>544620840Kek
>>544621234Yes, they are literally lying cunts!
>>544630498Did he die for nothing?
>>544620716Oh well, so its a poison off between his sister and his daughter now for who takes control?
This is BS
Thread theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U672Jek81kEWhere are you, dear general?
>>544620716Social media in North Korea or China? Who would ever spread rumors in those networks and hope to get away with it?
Midterm distraction. Right on time.
NOOOOOOO
>>544631118Please no, my peepy can only get that hard
>>544631118>distractionIt is plausible TBFAQH, kikes won't do shit to save MIGA
>>544624189i wanna fucking suck her FUPA and fuck her so hardNay sayers are low-T quorn cucks and deserve death by castration.
>>544629779Some dickheads just tripled their money.
>>544620716rest in piss demon
>>544620716Anons! Give him your energy!
>>544631856>Cross eyed filthy slagHnhnh
>>544632218Keep. keep going... more of that. Im fucking close
>>544629475just a bit of bantah innit
>>544620716>yearly Kim death rumors nothing ever happens
>>544620716Why would he be dead? This must be some kind of loyalty test.
>>544624514>deployment of thousands of troopsneat
>>544620716GOOD RIDDANCE HE WAS NOT THE BEST KOREA
Are people just forgetting that he’s already pulled this stunt?
>>544622233The only psychopath here is you fags working for the US govt so do your duty and die in Iran or Ukraine or wherever your masters says to like a good goy.
Not a big loss for music.
>>544620716Sun is reporting this
>>544620716Some anon predicted this back in early 25, they also wrote that the sister was going to be taken out.
>>544620772THE ACE OF SPADESTHE ACE OF SPADES
>>544620716I HAVE THE ONLY LOGICAL REPLACEMENT
south korea likes to spin up rumors like this, just like other whackjob stuff like state-approved haircuts and such
>>544620716> KIM JONG UN HAS DIEDAgain??? The third time since 25.wow pinn it for sure. Must be real.
newtard... these news pop up every once in a while
>>544620716I'll wait until it's official. You'd be amazed how many "castro is dead" rumors there were before he finally died
>>544620971Curb stomp now
>>544620716Supreme leader does not poop nor die.
