That $5000 is so close I can smell it
You must be retarded
>>544634641ROFLMAO Make American braps great again... all you smell are Donnie braps
>>544634641Your $1000 is guaranteed and a done deal.Glad!
>>544634775>shit in my mouth please donaldt. all miggers, especially OP
>>544634878$500? Who said you were getting $50?
$5000? Why do you need $1000 for?
>>544634641$5000 you owe in taxes you mean, goyim.
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>>544634995>>544635776"You'll be hearing from my lawyer about about those student loans you still owe me!"
The only way you're getting $5000 is if they decide hyperinflation is the best way to zero out the national debt. Though honestly if you're a broke bitch with negative net worth you should be hoping for a couple years of hyperinflation as you have nothing to lose.
>>544636183Your poor mother would probably suck my dick for the check cause your family so poor.
>Fed hiking interest rate to the noon to stop the inflation >uhhh, we gonna print 1.9 trillion dollars to give to random retards because uhh republicans won :)
>>544634641Which $5,000 is this? The DOGE check? The tariff check?
>>544636789iirc trump says this one would be from tariffs which were totally not refunded to companies after passing costs off to consumers
>>544636789DOGE was Elon's thingThis $5000 is coming out of tarrifs and budget cuts according to Vance
>cash card issued on third-party 'bank'
You're never gonna see your stupid 5k goy bucks you dumb migger, but please do vote red, I want to see you cope and seethe when you don't get a single shekel from Zion Don.
>>544636183I could see a deal similar to life insurance policies.>Yeah so you have a Trump account with 5000$ on it at the Trump bank coincidentally managed by one of my kids or some dude I like>You COULD get the money now but after taxes that's like 1500 bucks>OR you leave it there for eight years, we invest it in whatever and you get whatever's left in there.That way it doesn't cost that much, he has trillions he can spend on whatever he wants without anyone voting a budget and every election he can go "anon, the communists will cancel the Trump account and steal your 13,000 dollars, vote for me again and there'll be 20,000 when I leave office but if you don't they'll buy fentanyl, oooo"
>tfw trump wins and all the pro-trump people either pretend they always knew it was a prank or they blame the dem minority on voting it down
>>544634641Please don't tell me you fell for that !
>>544634641What excuse will you conjure up when you'll eventually receive nothing? How long will it take you to realise it isn't coming?
>>544634641You'll get it right after Mexico pays the last instalment for the MEGAWALL construction.>I can smell itIt must be your unwashed ass.
hehretard
>>544637083If we dont get our 5k Americans will make France look like a music festival
>>544634641CASHNADO CASHNADO CASHNADO CASHNADO CASHNADO
>>544634641fedslop
>>544638855americans will never do anything. the current admin has been lying about jobs for the last 20 months, revising down 800k jobs. this smug faggot is on the news saying the economy is actually great and americans are staying at nice hotels. we are hogs and we deserve what we get
>>544638855I sure hope we do
>>544634641Im getting paid. Democrats keep losing
>>544634641Reminder that banks can NOT deny you the $5000. The cash is coming right from the POTUS himself and no bank has any power to deny it. On Nov 4th go to any branch, does not need to be yours, and demand they give you the Trumpbux. Do no leave till you have $5000 in cash.
5000? what do you need 500 for? i can't believe you are demanding 50 dollars while we are so deep in debt!help police arrest this man trying to defraud to government for 5 dollars
>>544634995Hope America is treating you well on your work trip leaf anon
>>544634980You're trying to rob me for $5? You'll be hearing from my lawyers about that $50,000 God promised me three thousand years ago.
i should buy a tuff shed for the yard and convert it into a small house. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiJJ1ih7cTk
