>mens magazine GQ 17 best sex toys for men of 2026>most of them are things which go up your arsethis a sign of the times
>>544635804non faggots are antiwormitic
>>544635804it's a sign that women write for mens magazine or faggotsboth probablythis is why we need to go old testamentkill faggots, remove women's rights entirely so they're property
>>544635804>best cock ring for beginnersWhat exactly is an advanced cock ring?
>>544635804>people wonder why turbo ass cancer is on the rise
>>544635912Jesus would have wanted it this way
>>544635804ok but is the fleshlight flight pilot actually that good
Genny Zee's being the first generation of men to make fucking inanimate objects socially acceptable is kinda sad. You alright, lads? Do you want to talk about things?
>>544635804Do you read such magazines? Who are the men who do? These magazines are made by gay men for impressionable boys (who don't understand the world yet), gays, and "metrosexuals" or whatever you call them. No self-respecting man buys or reads them.
>>544635912Well only faggots reads magazines anyway so they're right on then.Regular guys are either watching tele or doomscrolling some shit on the phone.
>>544635947it's a starter cock ringnot for new userscould snap your cock right off
>>544636174>a real man's cock ring!
>>544635804>best begginers butt plug training setthats dad's christmas present sorted
>>544635947That’s something for amateurs. I’m waiting for professional cockring turbowank, absolute next level
>>544636111>Who are the men who doThe GQ from LGBTQIA+
>>544636128yeah but we should still kill faggots
>>544635947It’s called a hyperdimensional sonic shlong torus, sweetie, and you’re obviously not ready for it. It could send your dick bottom up into the nth dimension but you can also fuck bitches back in time with it
>>544636261>forgot to change his IP when samefaggingFucking retard, back to brit/pol/ you go.
>>544635947Yeah I never understood these things? Is this supposed to help keep your dick hard? They have pills for that now. How is this even a thing?
For me it's that last weird metal thing. If I saw that lying on the sidewalk I'd have no idea it was supposed to go up my ass because it's a weird metal thing.
>>544639552I think a cock ring is supposed to keep you from coooming which is the entire poitn of sex. I used to try and make it last 20+ minutes but bitches seemed to just want me to coom faster>inb4 I paid themProstitutes aren't even good at the one thing they're supposed to be good at.I remember trying to get my dick sucked by a bitch and her lady pimp is just right there in the hotel room probably queuing up more dates.
>>544635804It could be my finger but you’re playing
>>544635804The fact that they punished an article about sex toys at all is a sign of the times.
>>544639787You're a retard
>>544635804I've never tried it but apparently orgasms through prostate are crazy and will leave you on the floor drooling. Personally I'm very grossed out by anything feces related so I haven't tried
>>544635804>touching or stimulating what makes you cum is gayWhy miggers are like this? In fact, you are more gay stroking your dick than your prostate since one is a enjoying a hard shaft (what you do to a man) while the other is fingering (what you do to a girl)
>>544636087it isnt my favorite
>>544635804>take a woman concept and use it to convince men that the only way to have "earth-shattering" orgasms is to put stuff up their shitter and be gay>turns out it isn't even there
>>544640361>tp>tf
Most of you would benefit from playing with your asshole. You won't because you're scared. All your manly might is meaningless. You're gayer than the gayest fags. The fags can be comfortable with themselves. Meanwhile you sperg out over everything like a delicate little Nancy flower.
>>544635804i have two buttplugs and one dildyit feels sooooo good when you cum from stimulating your g-spot>b-but that's gay!!so what
>>544635804Sex toys for men (chads) already e ist. They are called women.
>>544635804Buttplugs and fleshlights require too much prep and clean up to justify the slightly better orgasm in my opinion.
>>544636259Nigga, I use a twist tie from a loaf of bread.
>>544640731It's because the male G-Spot is ablated by circumcision yet we can't hang the people responsible for some reason.
>>544642744And yet someone explain to me why uncut frogs like assplay so much? Don't fucking tell me how I know, it's the primary source of all these homo shape sorting cube ass pieces
>>544635804Not really. GQ and Mens Health were Fag-Mags, over twenty years ago.
>>544635804Only faggots with aids and incels buy sex toys. A woman is a male sex toy.
