Can I now go into the local synagogue and ask for stock tips? Do I get waved through airport security?What do i get from wearing this
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>>544652069>What do i get from wearing thisSomebody post the video of the rabbi getting stabbed at the bus stop
>>544652069You can cover up the bald spot on your head.
>>544652069What mitzvah are you supposed to be fulfilling while wearing your kippah, OP? Do you have any idea when or how to explain yourself properly for wearing it? If you're wearing it because you think it will grant you special favors, it won't do that. We can spot a fake Jew from a mile away.t. Jew
>>544653871So if I dressed like an orthodox jew for shits and giggles you guys would see through it?,
>>544652069Go to the capital and they'll give you a high paying/low work job in ZOG
>>544652069No, dummy. The whole reason kippahs exist is because jews steal them from infants in strollers when they're in cold climates. Why the hell do you think they're so small?Buying them off Amazon is a scam, kikes just take them from infants, for whom they're a full-sized hat.
>>544653927Yes! Absolutely! We know a faker because you usually recognize a fellow Jew from having been in your community for years if not for your whole life. If some random person you've never seen before starts dressing like you and if you ask about where they're from and where their family originates and they can't respond with anything that males sense, then we see right through that. Chud McChudson saying that his name is Judah Steinbergovitz and that he's from New York (or tel aviv) would look very suspicious. That's especially the case if they can't answer the question about when they had their bar (bat) mitzvah.
>>544653871>What mitzvah are you supposed to be fulfilling while wearing your kippah, OP? Do you have any idea when or how to explain yourself properly for wearing it?This makes perfect sense. Kikes needing to announce to other kikes that they're kiking in order to gain kike approval points. The jewish version of virtue signalling, telling other jews you're doing something horrendous to the goyim and want recognition for it.
>>544654173Kek, what if I casually explain im doing in experiment to see how many dirty looks I get from shitskins and share the results?,Do I get chutzpah points or are you guys gonna call it in and have like 200 orthodox jews show up and follow me around and steal my pencils?
>>544652069It's an interesting thought experiment...pretending to be a jew...among JewsI don't recall ever seeing this idea. Might want to learn yiddish or hebrewSomeone should do a documentary
Speak to G-d in your own language, anon. G-d will answer you in some way.
It should be noted that part of the reason jews feel a need to cover their heads is that it helps them repress their congenital impulse to steal, if only temporarily and just enough to help them function in society. They're constantly worried that God is above them, watching, so they cover their heads out of shame as explained in this passage from the Talmud.
>>544654969Kek
>>544652069Mic up under your kippah
>>544655226Wtf lol
True.
Nice
Crazy
>>544655226>>544655684Apparently what's meant by "There is no constellation for the jewish people" is that while gentile lives are predetermined by astrology (yes, jews are retarded), kikes can avoid astrological fate because "God governs jewish fates directly" or something and they can just put something over their heads to hide from whatever governs the universe and escape their fate. And you thought it was all just chicken-swinging and eruvs.So fucking jewish it's unreal.
I see it
>>544652069they can detect your foreskin and will not be fooled.
>>544652069reminds me of the banker anon who boosted his career by wearing a small star of david and pretended to be part of the tribe
>>544656230That story was about how self disciplined routines like daily prayer can help keep yourself in control of your niggerish animal urges, which is 100% correct. The kippah was an extension of that practice that reminded him that he's supposed to be a righteous person but it falling off wouldn't immediately make him revert back to immoral behavior. I suppose it's meant as a metaphor that if you lose the protection of your faith, you can easily slip back into ego driven sinful actions.
>>544652069Search for a "Chabad" near you for free dinner every Friday night
>>544654173I feel the same way about jews pretending to be white and infiltrating western society.
>>544656526And they also give you a free kippah.
>>544652069> What do i get from wearing thisSoon it will be “shot by a roving gang” But we’re not quite there yet….but sooner than schlomo thinks with the demographic shift that has their own imported golem biting them in the ass.
>>544652069not funny and not how this works, retard.
>>544652069Is this the new meta?https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6iaR3WO71j4
>>544656461>>544656526This is more Jewish than being Jewish, a testament to our superior Aryan intellects
>>544654209Already a thing, my fellow whites
>>544652069I tried it. I went inside the synagogue and some old grandma kept asking me every single detail about my jewish family and lineage. I had no idea what to lie.
>>544658944She sniffed you out immediately lmao.
>>544654173Just say they're from ukraine or russia. Takes like 0.4 seconds to think of
>BuyingJust make 1 out of 1 of the tit cups of 1 of your bras.Now you're jewing it right.
>>544652069Yes you can but they will question you so studdy up as a none Jew myself
>>544652069>Can I now go into the local synagogue and ask for stock tips?Wear these with it and you're good to go!
>>544656461Got the screencap? It's funny because one of my professors told me to do the same thing when I startet work at his (he was a partner) law firm while still at Uni 20 years ago.
>>544652069>What do i getI'd like to think you would get shot.
>>544652069>What do i get from wearing thisYou get beat up by your localostly peaceful muslims
>>544656867And hiw this works?
>>544652069they are probably going to kill you inside the synagoge. Dont forget their armed security.
