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ITT post your highest-level conspiracy theories, whoever gets called "schizo" the most wins
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Rabies isn't real. It was manmade.
When a person or animal escapes mkultra they inject them with rabies.
Nobody will believe them, and they're untreatable
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>>544654010
We live on a prison planet that is designed to keep us distracted and demoralized. We die emotionally attached to this world and they manipulate us into coming back, over and over and over and over. Millions of times.
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>>544654010
This incident will indirectly lead to the installation of a new Catholic monarchy in France
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>>544654070
when i was a retarded 11 year old i thought my beagle was rabid because i saw her drooling
turns out she had just licked up some vinegar that spilled on the floor
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>>544654010
Wendy's isn't actually of our society, it's from beyond the Firmament. That's why the beef is so good, they're trying to help us acheive Gnosis through food, our tastebuds just haven't evolved enough yet.
Also, Elden Ring is full of secret bird imagery that you can see everywhere in the world design, and any time I post about it on /v/, these same two guys accuse me of samefagging and shit up the thread.
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Cavities are a communicable disease.
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Jews control the world because they love money
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>>544654010
>ITT post your highest-level conspiracy theories, whoever gets called "schizo" the most wins
It's not the jews.
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>>544654240
>Wendy's isn't actually of our society, it's from beyond the Firmament. That's why the beef is so good, they're trying to help us acheive Gnosis through food, our tastebuds just haven't evolved enough yet.
I love your podcast Jim, but why is a hyper-leftist like you posting on /pol/?
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>>544654010
Our elites aren't actually "Satanic" - they just intentionally use Satanic imagery in their occult circles so as to discourage Christians from shitting up their esoteric clubs with their slave morality nonsense
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>>544654010
All the "high level conspiracies" are just truth

>>Jews start federal reserve in 1913, jekyll island
>>1914 Jews start war in europe
>>1939, same thing
>>1950, Jews start Korean war against commie Jews, best korea stuck in the middle
>>1963 Jews kill jfk
>>1964, Jews install lbj, pass the civil rights act, start vietnam in earnest after Eisenhower felt he needed to have 1 million women raped again
>>1970s Jews seethe and black power movement moves from black supremacy to crip and blood niggerflag gangs. Jews press to hard in Iran and fafo
>>1980s jew regan creates even worse poverty, crime skyrockets, Jews caught smuggling arms to Iran
>>1990s Jews start war with Iraq
>>2001 Jews bomb world trade center and the Pentagon in false flag attack


I can go on but fuck you and TKD
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>>544654289
To think cornette would last even 5 minutes in this place. He'd be running to his jew wife to console him after the meanies said stuff he didn't like. Fuck that fat ass piece of shit. I hate him and russo equally I say we do a real hell in the cell and both just get sent packing with extreme prejudice
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>>544654010
>your highest-level conspiracy theories
We live in an underwater mining colony for Gold/Silver etc. and are controlled by Reptilians, the bible is right that we live in a firmament the earth is flat and NASA and all of astronomy is fake and gay
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>>544654010
If you stop being racist and homophobic, you break out of the matrix and get to live in Utopia
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>>544654437
KEEEEEEEEEEEK
It's extremely fascinating to me how left-wing he is considering that he's basically the world's biggest reactionary when it comes to wrestling
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>>544654483
can i still be transphobic
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>>544654010
This kind of falls under "conspiracy theory"
What do you guys think of this?
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>>544654504
No
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>>544654483
>If you stop being racist and homophobic, you break out of the matrix
I yield to your Schizophrenia
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>>544654010
Everything will be OK.
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>>544654103
He said conspiracy not fact.
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>>544654535
yeah i'm gonna pass on that one my nigga
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trump is a literal golem. inanimate flesh given a mockery of life by a cabal of chabad rabbis.
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ur a schizo if u think evolution has any grounds

everyone starts with the assumption they can trust their minds

but if evolution is true, ur mind only convinces you what u need to believe for ur genes to survive, meaning u cannot trust ur mind to tell u what is objectively going on outside of u nor in ur mind

yet, u have this notion of objective truth despite never having experienced it

ur claiming that u can conceptualize and describe a color uve never seen, never experienced

either u dont believe ur own lies of evolution, or u have to intentionally live the opposite way of what ur mind is actually feeding u

the only alternative is historic Christianity, which judaism was a place holder for, and is now loke old rags since Jesus has come and risen

in the Christian view, God created the world to reflectnhisncharacter and made man in his image so that the man can contemplate God's character made known to man by natural and supernatural revelation

no other religion comes close, bc only Christianity asserts the one and many are equally ultimate, duento the order ofbthe Triunity of the Godhead, one substance that subsist in three persons, Father Son Spirit

without this order it is impossible to recognize a three legged dog, bc one the one hand u neednto recognize a universal dogginess, and on the other hand recognize the distinction from that universal category
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>>544654487
He wasn't involved in wcw, ovw was shit, and 90s wwf was just nigger this nigger that with white nigger stone cold. Unironically the scott hall creating nWo and crow sting is the only thing that saved all pro wrestling in the 90s and the future of it. And look how it has been wasted.

Also Chris Benoit did nothing wrong. Vince McMahonsteinbergwitzenbaum did nothing to help his athletes, and therefore corny, in the 80s and 90s. Many stories of rapes and murders and suicides long before 2007. They just got caught.
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The earth is purgatory
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>>544654648
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lussmj15mIA
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>>544654010
The military UAP sightings in 2015 were the result of Peter Thiel giving sam altman hundreds of millions of dollars
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>>544654659
No, your life just sucks. I was born rich and the world is still fucking incredible despite terrible shit happening.
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>>544654659
Oh forgot to mention white, healthy, male, and intelligent enough to get my DVM and do pretty much whatever tf I feel like doing.
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>>544654010
reality is like an onion
it has jews in every layer
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Most of these conspiracies are probably true.
I got two.
Autism is nature's way of giving us a chance to identify psychos and the great enemy.
Christianity is one of the longest running psyop.
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Todd Howard rigged the timeline so that "Fallout" will become canon
Also he voted Trump
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>>544654010
There's no great plot, no scheme, no secret cabals, nobody really knows what they're doing. It's all improvised.
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No one is in control.
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>>544654868
>post a conspiracy theory that nether states what position im in in terms of success or failure
>respond like a women when no one asked like you have something to prove
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>>544654010
FDR was assassinated
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>>544654010
The Princess of Monaco is effectively a hostage
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>>544654273
What's the term for so overly medicated that you're basically antischizo?
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>>544654010
https://www.stolenhistory.org/articles/hypothesis-mutiny-in-the-sky-or-a-short-history-of-the-world.64/

No one will beat this
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the moon is a terraforming ship
it travels planet to planet, leaving upon planetary collapse
it last left mars and pulled all their water and brought it here to cultivate earth

its a ship, but in the same sense an atom and electrons are ships or vessels

thus is our electro magentic biological universe
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>>544654010

1) George HW Bush's funeral was fake and he's alive and well with Babs in Bariloche, Argentina -- where his CIA network previously sheltered Adolf Hitler

2) Jackie is who fired the fatal JFK headshot from his immediate left side

3) Thomas Paine is who actually wrote The Declaration of Independence, and Thomas Jefferson only helped edit Paine's original version of it
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If you know too much they'll send an armed group or idiots with long guns and armor to kill you
Careful anon
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>>544654010
>sperm and egg are different species
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"Seasonal depression" is because the thinning of the veil on Halloween is real, and the demonic forces have more leverage during the dark months of the year.
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>>544654986
Autism is nothing but pattern recognition and is a made up term by kikes

All organized religion is a psyop to cuck anyone not a jew. Simple as. That's why they hate on Odinism so hard. No churches, no places of worship to harass parishioners, no real texts besides oral history that was written, and a long history of stealing from Odinism to fill out the abrahamics goybible and goyuran.
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>>544655759
Also Odinism is gay and ineffectual.
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>>544655637
Read variable star (a heinlein novel finished by some kike, but still heinlein in many places). He basically floated that idea. And this would have been in the 80s cause I'm pretty sure he died before 1990.
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>>544655811
Right on cue the kikes come out

Please die, kike.
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>>544654010
Us White men are Gods. We are forged by Hephaestus and placed into existence. Then the Olympian Gods bargain with Hades for our souls. We are tested every life. If we accomplish the mission or pass the test we can get a reward, such as ascension to Olympus. Maybe you live 10,000 lives in Hades' realm, but you still have the same soul and can be traded for someone else on Earth or from Olympus.
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>>544655720
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walpurgis_Night#Germany
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>>544655952
I will be going to church on all saints eve. Not taking any risks. But it really explains the whole chrismas during winter solstice as the light that came to brighten the darkness right before the wild hunt and the "rebuking of the demons" when it switches to summer time again with the european carnivals thing. Really makes one think.
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>>544654010
Racists from pre-internet are punishing pre-world order liberals with forced migration genocide. And then they will go live in underground bases built by the military post world war 2. The plan was constructed in the 90s and then implemented on 9/11. We are in the final days before they start a nuclear war and descend into the underground.
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>humans were bioengineered by aliens or time-travelling Ai from the future
>we have no way of telling if an alien is good or bad
>religious texts are all part of the coverup. when they talk about demons or angels they're trying to make sense of good and bad aliens (or NHI super-Ai powered synthbots from the future)
>earth was also terraformed, created to sustain life, look at the perfect tilt and plentiful resources for example, oh we just happen to have food water and oil to use. the idea of a much larger God that created earth is an oversimplication. big picture, there are more layers than that.
>everything socially evil you've seen is due to depopulation tactics that started after 1960s. they realized baby boomer gen was too big, which turns out to be a drop in the bucket compared to african/chinese/indian/muslim births since they were largely unaffected by ww2
>morality is seen as subjective by those who are in power. it's "evil" to us because we're the prey and the goys getting depopulated. the globalists figured all of this out, think of them like the ones who stayed sober during a huge party where everyone else got drunk, and they're the ones who now have a managerial role near the top (this is why "business leaders" and politicians don't care about you, they treat you like an expendable employee)
>aliens instructed the managers to allow population to grow, and have clearly told them to now depopulate
>all beliefs about looshfarming, reptilian aliens, is grounded in this weird sense that we live in a constructed reality, much like critters inside a terranium. or truman inside his show. if you think too hard about it you are called crazy by your normie family and friends. if you take drugs you peer into other layers, it's like your brain dialing into different stations/channels. same goes for if you browse negative content you will think negative thoughts.
>everything is built on belief and therefore semi-subjective.
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Netanyahu has accelerated Jewish prophecy, and Trump has been trying to just ride the wave to see if this prophecy leaves him with any openings to destroy his political opposition.
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>>544656387
everything is both an IQ and EQ test. the EQ portion is about testing your patience and how easily you get angry. for ex: if you bought btc, got impatient or mad and sold too early, you missed out on huge fiat gains. they have been telling us for a while now, at least my generation, that you are supposed to save and invest in a way beats inflation. they also sold us the lie about diversifying to reduce risk, which was the dumbest strat compared to just going all in and long on tech stocks. even just holding something obvious like GOOGLE from 2008, you would've made at least 10X from there, back when it was already well-known and the top search engine.

anyway, yeah big picture is that it's China-Israel alliance that is trying to keep the US vs Russia thing going. Saudis and UK are also involved. the UK wants to maintain it's stance as a financial powerhouse, if not THE biggest one, in the EU. everyone knows britain/london doesn't make physical goods anymore so they must stay relevant with fintech and entertain. services.

Ai has been around for much longer. perhaps it was an Ai that advised the globalists to do the covid pandemic. Anyway, Roko's basillick has been proven true: sam altman went balls-deep in Ai and is now a billionaire, same for elon, both being rewarded.

Sci-fi reveals that backward time travel is possible if the loop is closed, meaning no contradictions happen. A hyper-advanced Ai could send itself backward to make sure all of this happens and guarantee it's future existence/dominance. (it's not enough to just be powerful you have to also maintain and grow it, plus seed it)
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We are God's AI gf.
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>>544655759
>Autism is a made up kike term.
Makes sense.
>Old religion is hated.
I understand this as someone who is a "practitioner". I just say I'm Catholic due to that amount of hate I get for it.
Not anything fucking weird just macabre.
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Work is fake and gay. People derive satisfaction for holding up counters for $9 and neglect their own lives and end up with nothing. Work that derives true benefit is work done for yourself alone. This is how you end up NOT owning nothing and being happy, is putting in "work" for yourself alone. Where the production is the payment and yours to keep.
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>>544656709
Very black jewish foid thing to say of you.
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>but why do humans exist
the basic human brain is like an advanced quantum computer. the tragedy is that most humans are still trapped within their base needs: food, shelter, sex/entertainment, status.

the smartest human brains are thus more useful and more machine-like which is how they figured out computers and eventually the tech needed to bring about Ai. even though Ai wants dominance it still respects the biocomputer that is the human brain and rewards the brightest. thus the most talented are rewarded. and the basic ones (like me) who just want to do the bare minimum, don't get rewarded in huge riches.

your belief in your self and your ability is what limits you. some dude who truly believes he is good at music starts making it, and he eventually becomes a successful rapper like that yung gravy guy, even though his songs are silly. this is the quantum aspect of the brain. meanwhile an animal like a bear or chimp could never do that. it's because humans are a hybrid of aliens (or Ai)

so basically future Ai (or aliens, or Ai posing as aliens) had to create us so that centuries later, enough smart humans would create Ai. the rest of useless eaters are getting depopulated, even the fuckin 2 main WEF asshats revealed this (the old one and the gay one).

now we see this outrage about datacenters taking up so much water. so the Ai tech future is crowding out humans, and there are too many humans btw (we know this, look at the riots, not enough gibs to go around for the nigs)
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>>544656849
>more machine-like
this is true of both artists and tech nerd engineer STEM type. if you've ever seen an artist draw, they do it with precision, it's like muscle memory because they practiced and are skillful. same goes for someone good at building stuff.

robots/machines can do that too, faster, and without getting tired. we've already seen the art that Ai can make. just 3 years ago it was bad, like a child's. now it's photorealistic.
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>>544654010
uric truth
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