The older I get, tue more I realize that my favorite Stupid Alcoholic MILF is the one that bore me children.Don't get me wrong, I have no respect for her at all. But of all the blind, dull, day drinking foids I know, she's my favorite.She's the one I consider when I wake up, with a high hard one. That dumb bitch, that had my kids. I cqn't say anything good about her, except that she was paranoid about all manner of things I maybe wouldn't have considered, like childhood vaccines. She was against them, and she was otherwise a crazy combative liberal, and now a gin drinker. But she's my favorite one. These other whores, YOUR favorite whores, I'm not a fan, you can have them all i don't want YOUR stupid frivilous girlfriend, I don't really want my own, but I prefer her to yours. For that matter, let's play cards. Your dumb wife and you and me with my dumb wife. She'll probably bring wine. I think this arrangement is called respectable middle class living, and it carried the world for centuries. So let's have lunch or dinner, our stupid drunk wives can figure it out. Just so long as there's bourbon, it should be OK.
I appreciate this thread.
