>Bribe attorney to politically persecute your internet shitposting>Claim asylum for political persecutionlmao they're really going all in
>>544660673all you have to do is be brown and say "nahla dahla ahlah mah asylum rakamaka" to the border officers
Ich hasse alles
>>544661241wasn glück bin ich weg
>>544660673God I really hope we'll see a regime change in our lifetime, get a government that kicks these invaders out, and then they have to deal with the prosecution collecting them when they have to go back to Turkey.Alas, it's more likely that they'll have fully functioning robowaifus before I reach the age of erectile dysfunction, and even that chance is already low.
that sucks and all but having leaks seems like a small price for being able to help people actually in need if you think the answer to people taking advantage of you id to never help anyone ever you're just a bad/corrupt person twisted by evil into becoming evil evil is a disease, a corruption that spreads from person to person. you immunize yourself from it by having actual concrete principles that you stand by instead of becoming twisted and currupted by other people
>>544660673Most Turks in Germany vote for Erdogan. This makes that an even bigger joke.
>>544661990kameradensau
>>544660673In the UK they are advised by lawyers to just claim to be gay Muslims and our governments are too retarded to see the obvious contradiction.