Yes/no
>>544663546Yes
>>544663546I only shit at your mom's
Boss makes a dollar
>>544663546I shit my pants.
>>544663546Sir, this is a Wendy's
>>544663546My office bathroom is really nice.
>>544663546I leave the biggest, smelly turds you've ever seen and fart so loudly I want the customers to hear me. What are they gonna do? "Saar you can't shit here"
>>544664047And I make a dime.
>>544663546Only when I know it's going to be stinky and doughy
>>544663546Yes, we have the fancy toilet paper for a reason.
>>544663546If you work you always need to poo at work, because you are paid for, meanwhile at home nobody pay you for
we germans called this concept of shitting exclusivly at the work place "bezahlte wurst" - "paid for sausage"
>>544663546No. I’m a masseur and I can’t stink up the salon
>>544666741Based Germans milking the clock
>>544663546>workwhat?
>>544663546>workwut?
>>544663546yes but only during breaks and I bring my own toilet paper in order to save the company money.
>>544663546There’s no toilet at my workplace only an outhouse and it’s been full for years, so no
>>544663546Only psychopaths shit anywhere else but home. You will never be human.
>>544663546It’s free to shit at work. You crazy big money boi?
>>544663546I only shit at work
>>544663546Does the hawk ask the dove how it soars?
