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>>544667115damn, and that's my goto sandwich there. granted i haven't been in a few years, maybe once or twice, but still. literally everything is fake and gay. last i checked a '5 dollar footlong' is like 12 bucks
>>544667115They must be putting in the scraping from pajeet busses instead.
>>544667207It's some kind of fucking paste the employees have to hand mix with fucking seed oils...I'm amazed they I'll this shit after there was rubber in the fucking breadI'm starting to think fast food is subsidized euthanasia
>>544667319Pull this shit*
>>544667115>>544667207Maybe the DNA was destroyed during the preparation and storage? Tuna is very cheap when canned immediately after catch. Faking it would cost you more than using the real fish.
>>544667359its ground up children
>>544667207RIP
>>544667359It's using a cheaper fish.
Hey, chat, is this real?
>>544667515the extra mercury reminds them of india's heavy metal poisoning
>>544667184this video is literally fucking fake news
>>544667359Seriously, what the fuck else would it even be?Developing and mass producing fake Tuna would be more expensive than just using cheap shit tuna.As you said It's probably just processed to an absurd degree, to both disguise the quality and make it last forever on a shelf in a truck/warehouse at 90°, and has been rendered unrecognizable by the test used.
>>544667439The people who think fastfood is made with human meat need to understand that if thats true... We are fucking tasty and ill have zero problem resorting to being a cannibal if SHTF. Id just bury the heart and brain though, as thats where the soul lives... Im a cannibal, not a monster.
>>544667694Also the <90iq clods that belive this shit don't understand every major food corpo has exhaustive supply chain records showing where everything came from for both regulatory compliance and legal protection from frivolous suits.
It's sö̀y, add olive oil and lots of salt. Hey presto, here's your tuna, chud, better than the real thang. They already did this 30 years ago.
>>544667694>As you said It's probably just processed to an absurd degree, to both disguise the quality and make it last forever on a shelf in a truck/warehouse at 90°, and has been rendered unrecognizable by the test used.Oh, I feel so much better about it now.
>>544667899Too many famous people, Trump included eat this same slop as we all do, that alone tells me while its low quality food, its not the poison people try to make it out to be. Plenty of people eat it daily and have no adverse affects, but then again there are people who run everyday and drop dead at 45 with a heart attack while there lives some 300lbs person turned 90 today, and used cigarettes as the candles on the cake.
>>544667694It could be some other fish like tilapia with some additives to make it taste more tuna like.
>>544667115There is not that much tuna left.
>>544667115Everyone knows "tuna" is just a turn of phrase.
>>544667207Same, but the last time I ate there the $5 foot long still existed
>>544667115GOYLENT GREEN IS MADE OF INDIANS!
>>544668306True but it CAN be farmedWe're not even getting farmed shit - this is mystery paste...bugs for all we know
>>544667280That's under "natural flavorings"
cheap tuna is like $1 per can, what the fuck are they using that's even cheaper
>>544667628>Muh synthetic amerimutt cheese is not synthetic Cry harder, circumcised golem
Tuna expensive. Maybe they're saving us because fukushuma disaster fucked up the entire pacific ocean.
>>544667115You actually still eat that goy slop?
>>544669173Kys retard
>>544667115What did subway do to the Jews? Maybe subway refuses to use their isreal bioreactor slop. That slop is in like 1/2 the shit in grocery stores
>>544667359Idiotic take. Most tuna being fake has been known for a long time. It's often a butter fish (illegal in many countries and worthless fish) or other much cheaper kinds of fish.
>>544667694>>544667899A retard who doesn't understand most of tuna, olive and avocado oil is fake, proven many times.You can set a company for fish processing. Buy a ton of butter fish for almost nothing and sell it as a tuna fish cans. In worst case scenarion you will have to pay a fine. So just declaring bankrupcy and setting up another fish processing company. You can even buy your old equipment. Rinse and repeat.Same way you can sell sugar as honey, horse meat as a steak, etc.
>>544668017Just don't eat the goyslop. Make your own tuna subs. At least that way you have a better idea of what's going into it, but you also get into the realm of what sort of crap are they selling at our grocery stores.
>>544667115So is it just another random fish that nobody can taste anyway because it's covered in sugar and mayonnaise?
retards
>>544669169spic monkey newfag for not recognizing the webm in question
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>>544669169Never saw such a thing. American cheese isn’t real cheese obviously but it’s not trying to be, it’s a solidified cheese sauce made of cheddar and citric salt. It’s used for its melting qualities and I’ve never seen it catch on fire, it just melts. That’s probably vegan cheese slices
>>544667115this is fakenews and the lawsuite was dropped because it literally was tuna
>>544667115..do retards understand what happens to dna when it's cooked?
>>544667359Ding dingIt's basically a mixture of herring/pollack/onions emulsifiers seasoned to taste like tuna. It's still fairly healthyIt comes in a big plastic bag. We just superheat the bag and add some water
>>544667359Our Jewish masters use ground up Palestinian children and discarded foreskins to fake it.
>>544667564Unfortunately, yes
>>544667115fake news its real tuna
>>544669107Probably ground chicken, goysloppers probably prefer the taste with less of a fish flavor But please someone answer, I am guessing here
>>544667319Ive quit all fast food. We don't know what disgusting things are in there.
>>544669004How do you farm a fish that has to swim constantly in order not to die?
>>544667115At Subwaythe 'bread' is sugarcakethe 'bacon' is turkeythe 'tuna' is a mystery substance.the 'cheese' is processed fat.Stop buying that chemical waste.
>>544667803Has anyone seen Oprah lately?
>>544672452>Dismissed the lawsuit with prejudice For anyone who isnt a legal scholar this means they were so fed up with the accusers shit that they banned her from bringing up the case again.
>>544669004Explain how to farm tuna.They are giant preditory fish that roam all the deep ocean.Sounds like the exact type of fish that would be hard to farm.
>>544668265Like someone else said, that would be work than its worth since you can already buy dogshit tuna for cheap.
>>544673411>if you are not a jewish owned fisherman, its not farmed.>if you are a jewish owned fisherman, its certified farmed and eco safe.Are you twelve? How do you not know this?
i put Subway's tuna up inside my asshole.
>>544667359>Faking it would cost you moreNot if it's some byproduct from another process. Preferably something that they have to pay to dispose of otherwise. The line must go up!
>>544673955Probably healthier
>>544673550FUCK knows wall off an fjord somewhere and throw in dead jeets
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>>544667803>he doesnt know about sinomexPretty good xpol thread on /wsg/ for newfags like (((you)))
>>544671801>Butter fish A cute!
>>544667115Who in the fuck still eats at subway?
>>544677156It will fuck you up if you eat to much, as instead of fish oil it stores energy in wax. Depends on the species tho. Not all othe them are with waxxy esters
>>544667115it tuna enough for goyim
>>544668950Barf, there is a good chance it is
