I’ve been thinking about outsourcing the annoying parts of my life to a 3rd world assistant. Ideally they would be Indian but I could work with others. Real life jam boy is appealingAnyway I would need them to be available on the phone or video chat basically 24/7 but I do not actually have 24 hours of work per day to provide. That means the employee would have plenty of free time but would need to come after tasks with urgency when they actually do occur.I primarily need the assistant to take all my phone calls and decide whether or not those calls are important enough to actually make it to me. You have to be nice to my family when they call but I’d like you to be annoying as FUCK to any political survey groups who might call, for example. I’d also like them to help monitor my 4chan posts for high standard replies so I can get back to good anons promptly.I will buy my assistant and iPhone and I guess maybe some nice Polo’s with my name embroidered on there. That’s probably a huge amount of status for the third world alone.Do you think this is something somebody from the 3rd world would actually be willing to do for me? What kind of pay would somebody over there be wanting for such a gig?How would I find them?This is political for several reasons, janitor friends.
>>544667318>Ideally they would be Indianideally they WOULDN'T be so they don't sell you information to their cousins in "call centers">I would need them to be available on the phone or video chat basically 24/7sorry, indians are already on call with their relatives back in the US 24/7>You have to be nice to my familythey will sext your mother
>>544667318Find a dandie it sounds like their kind of thing
>>544667428Fucking KEK those are all legitimate weaknesses in my planIndians provide the cheapest labor, though, and I’m really not looking to spend an arm and a leg for excellent service. If we have some fuckups here and there it’s fine. I’m the one hiring cheap ass assistantsWho would I want instead? I don’t think Africans would be much better.
>>544667535House nigger is your answer, an arab will stab you in the back
>>544667318The traditional punishment for any insubordination, loafishness, or general laziness is a whipping (a real whipping that leaves permanent scars) Personally I would hire a jamboy just for that.
>>544667925This is a good point. Maybe i could look into getting a dude from Ghana or something who at least thinks family is important from a traditional value sense. Maybe he’d say some charming African shit to people that doesn’t really mean anything but kinda sounds nice.>>544668180“You know what, Rajeev? Just for that I’m booking a ticket to Gujarat to beat the fuck out of you”sonic kek
