What are you gonna spend your $5000 on?
>>544678836Why isn't he giving the $5000 now?
>>544678889Because Democrats will win and subsequently raise income taxes.
>>544678889He’s investing money in red states, instead of blue states
Same thing I spent my tariff dividend and doge reimbursement on… absolutely fucking nothing cause it’s never going to happen
>>544678922So, he's withholding the money in an attempt to buy votes?
>>544678922Maybe permanent tax cuts for billionaires and corporations wasn't a great idea...
>>544678836I'll donate it to Democrats. I want to see Trump and his whole Jewish family go to prison or be deported back to Israel at least.
>>544678836I'm going to buy some bottled farts from e-whores.
>>544678889Because he's lying.
Donate it to Israel.
>>544678836Outside of tapioca-brained boomers, does anyone actually believe this? Miggers can't be this dumb, right?
Donate it to palestine
>>544678836Gas
>>544678836>What are you gonna spend your imaginary monopoly bucks on?Voting blue because fuck you miggers
>>544678836
>>544678836>be me>order some food>jeet phones me>sounds like he's underwater>SAAR - *static*>*muffled speech*>"I cant understand what you're saying, at all, not a single word">he hangs up the phone>*order delivered*>but the order never arrived>refund and 1 starso what will you burgers be ordering with your $5000 gibsmedats?
>>544678836Ain't no $5k coming. Not even if Republicans win every seat.
>>544682288>be me>order some more food from a local place>it arrives within 15 minutes>white british man delivers it>"legend, that was quick. god bless you, christ is king">he leaves happy>I could understand him>God bless him Christ Jesus>Kitasan Black is about to drop at 10pm on uma>im ready to swipe>life is good
>>544678836Unironically? Getting my cdl.
>>544683447wtf is a CDL? or CDI? fuck this shit font, untermensch font. I just know, unironically, the jews did this
>>544682014saars
>>544678836Passport and a plane ticket out of the US--one way. Not because I have TDS but because of what an extra $1.713T added to the national debt actually means. He won't forgive all your student loans but he will sure cut our fucking throats.
>>544684226take the norkpill(im wasted/10 and you should disregard anything I say)
I keep checking my mailbox every day for the last two $2000.00 checks that are supposed to be coming Any day now..............Any day now.........
>>544683571CDL - Commercial Driver's License, it is for driving semi trucks.
>>544684226I'm at my wit's end with babylon. I hope you find peace anon
>>544678836For my $5000, I'm donating it the Republican party.
>>544678836cocaine and OF subscriptions
>>544678889just shut up and vote anon, what do you even need 1000 dollars for. You should be happy that Trump is sending Israel that 500 dollars in your name.
>>544678836So this means he knows Republicans are going to be btfo and he's taking advantage of the loss by preemptively framing Democrats as villains for keeping us from getting $5000 each. Got it.
>>544684462Only the dead know peace from this Grand Old Ornery.
>>544678889come the fuck on man, they've had all branches of government and you expect them to do more than take away your small town hospital/healthcare and give money to our greatest of all time best friend forever israel? pssssssh
the same stuff I spend my money on now, because the cost of everything will just increase to match everyone's newfound "riches".
With inflation, $5k will be worth about 10 bucks by the time you get it.
