>Scorpion and Frog, Disney Live Action Adaptation (2019)
>>544689623He is in a vacant position
Lmao you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your “pol humor” threads. Face it, most poc will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins will ever be. You are on the wrong side of history, get over it losers
all for her to sit on himhou think he give a flyin fuck
>>544689623Good work, 47
>>544689623The rule is to never do these kinds of activities in a third world shit hole if the activity is run by third worlders. Dumbass boomer.
>>544689623Does anyone remember that clip from Brazil where 4 guys just chucked a chick off of a cliff and then realized a second later that they didn’t click her bungee cord on? And then she just fatally ragdolled on the hard ground? That was crazy
>/po/Uh, ok I guess
>>54468962380 foot drop into maybe 10 foot shallow water...sure hes fine.
>>544689623he didn't fly so good
>>544689623Does someone know the story to this?
>>544689623Lmao you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your “pol humor” threads. Face it, most poc will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins will ever be. You are on the wrong side of history, get over it losers
>>544690479this has to be bait>no packaging on producethat's everywhere here>produce has dirt on italso here>bread goes bad after one daybread doesn't go bad anywhere in the world after one day. if you get actual bread, you know, from the store bakery section, it will start to mold at room temperature after 3-4 days depending on how old it was when you bought it
>>544690602TERRIBLE
>>544690795Thank you, fren.>>544689913Fuck you, faggot ass nigger
>>544690602What race was the driver?
ughh guys post more videosentertain me NOWWW
>>544689623Did the boomer do it on purpose?
>>544690016She was already dead it was an attempt to cover up the truth
>>544690948
>>544690936im assuming its that indian in the red shirt
>>544690479Is this nigga seriously complaining that the potatoes he bought have dirt on them?
>>544690602>oh there's ya little komputah!gets me every time lel
>>544691108Wait?Did government use people's tax money to artificially push droves of Spaniards into the UK?
>>544690963they have something for the whole family
>>544690602is that a ferrari?What a waste of a good car.
>>544690963I choose to sit in the blue cat thing section
>>544690607Would eat and enjoy unironically
>>544689623
>>544690052>>544691050The wife was fucking the monkey in hopes of splitting his money
>>544690025Very nice ty. Fish are cute
>>544690479Ameripipo don wash they vegies.
>>544690829Still got niggered
>>544690602One of my favorite webms
>>544691250KEK
>>544690479Europoors love when street shitters touch their produce after jerking off to little girls in the park
>>544690479This is bait. But yes the bread I make at home molds insanely fast for some reason, haven’t bothered to look into it because it’s so cheap and easy to make
>>5446896235 service. Recommended for all tourist boomers.
>>544691745*five star service
>>544691540poor dolphies were betting everything on this little nigga (over 100 million)
>>544690867>bread doesn't go bad anywhere in the world after one day.If you get preservatives free bread it goes dry or even hard after one day.It's still perfectly safe to eat but nowhere as nice as on day one.Bread from a supermarket generally doesn't do this but bread from a bakery generally does.
>>544691612how is this legal...
>>544691250Whyd he do it bros? (Sniff ass)
>>544691898She's so gross
>>544689623Hitting water at this height is like hitting concrete.
>>544691409Fuck Kim chi gone do?
>>544690963Funny how the chink chose the gay dude to dance with
>>544690479prepackaged bread doesnt go bad thats why its tastes like crap. Bread usually takes ~4 days to go mold if you don't cut it. Just put it in the fridge.
>>544692016Maybe this version is better
>>544692016it was because it was better before racism destroyed the entire country lol
>>544691342she could block him, but clearly she likes the attention
>>544689623what was the backstory again? was this a assassination by his gf? Why was the guy going up with the old guy, that is crazy?!
>>544690936https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2020_Eastern_Freeway_truck_crash>Mohinder Singh>a truck driver under the influence of drugs
>>544690791>the husband gets the leftoversThe jokes really do just write themselves.
>>544691898gross>>544689623Who and when? Google knows nothing about this.
>>544690602That truck driver is a national hero and deserves a medal.
>>544692321Oh shit... I thought it was a based patriot who'd had enough of British-hating police shenanigans. IN that case it doesn't count. Still glad to see a rat taking out rats.
>>544690545wTF why are Italians eating raw pizza?! Looks disgusting
>>544692525tf is this voodoo shit? is this why I've been having migranes?
>>544690025>13cm x 13cmWhy that size specifically? Why wouldn't this work on a 10x10 paper? Both are square.
>>544692465what the fuck.....
>>544692310Comedy gold.This accident happened at Kata Beach in Phuket, Thailand.The image depicts Australian businessman Roger John Hussey moments before a fatal 2017 parasailing accident where he fell into the water shortly after takeoff.The assistant climbed onto the parasail to act as a human steering guide, which is a common but dangerous local practice in beach parasailing operations across Phuket.Unlike modern commercial parasailing—where participants are winched up and down mechanically directly from a specialized boat platform—these beach operations launch straight from the sand. The canopy has no mechanical steering mechanismsInstead, a local guide launches with the tourist by clinging directly to the ropes. Once airborne, the guide climbs above or onto the passenger to physically pull the ropes and shift their body weight. This is how they steer the parachute away from trees, buildings, and back toward a safe beach landing.The passenger is simply strapped into a static harness. They are not trained or equipped to maneuver the sail safely against shifting beach windsThis method carries extreme risk because the local assistants rarely wear a safety harness themselves. They rely entirely on their own grip strength to hold onto the rig and the passengerThe attendant, Rungroj Rakcheep, was holding onto the main parachute control lines above the harness. When Roger Hussey slipped through the bottom of his compromised harness, the attendant remained suspended in the air by his arms The boat driver was able to guide the parachute back down, allowing the attendant to land safely on the beach
>>544690607They better give me at least 4 of those if they're charging normal burger price
>>544689808Kek
>>544692684Mmmm, verboten jellybean
>>544692368her husband looks like the type of guy that would become enraged if you poked fun at his situation to the point of stabbing you to death while bawling his eyes out
>>544690376Someone needs to edit this so he sprays a bunch of blood out of his nose at the end like in the original meme
>>544689623The beauty of the White woman must not perish from this earth1488
>>544693388I don't understand what is the incentive behind his behavior? It can't be just money
>>544692570Shame she didn't do a flip tho
>>544690936A Jeet
>>544692525STOOOOPP DOING THAT YOU NIGGER IT HURTS ME AHHHHHHHHHHH
>>544691220Porsche, not prancing horse
>>544690025directions unclear, shit in toaster
Does anyone have the webm where the kids shoots his gerbil with a shotgun while his dad is on the toilet?
>>544689623I guess you could say he failed to harness the energy of his situation
>>544692368This.>>544692684I always wondered but was never brave enough to look for the vid. Yep, it is like Japanese body horror.>>544693101Yep, I had a friend who posted videos like this for funkos. He got called faggot so many times.
>>544692016The bread and circuses are already waning. America will either wither to a toothless husk like Great Brittain or take up the fight again and blossom into the greatest republic since Rome. We have the spirit in us still despite generations of easy living grinding down the hunger. Too bad nothing ever happens.
>>544691870Casino funded charity event for tax purposes. They use assisted living geriatrics and nursing home seniors to get them out and about. It's the casino's $ they're spending and the winnings go to charity.
>>544694126>Bread and circus>Nothing ever happensStop using glowie freemason/Ashkenazi Jew speak. The first step in combatting international jewry is to not follow their trends or phrases.
>>544693389>we hired women
>>544689623HE'S GOT NUTTED LOL
>>544694442bread and circus was satire though? fitting when we still love stadiums
>>544690525>>544692388>>544692310It's not easy finding the story because so many people have had an accident at this exact beach doing the exact same thing.https://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-07-13/west-australian-man-falls-to-death-while-parasailing/8703938https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdYgk3rc_Wg
>>544690602Sleeping during work
>>544694442Look man, I'm old enough to remember the old world when things were so optimistic and the electric jew was contained in a big box in the living room. When the general public still unanimously believed in American supremacy and people just lived their lives. Constant interconnectivity has absolutely destroyed the normoid masses and made them easy tools to turn each subgroup against the other. We've been passively letting them Weimar us for decades because it's easy to overlook stuff in good times but things are coming to a head one way or another. If soon we have a strong chance. If later there won't be enough of a memory of how things should be remaining.
>>544693149this is insane
>>544692145this edit is an abomination, but what is the source?
>>544692465I ain’t clickin’ that shit nigga
>>544690376
>>544692321>This poo only got 18 years for killing 4 officersLol killing a K9 unit here in america gets you more time.
>>544691711there's a reason there's sugar in shelf bread
>>544693695Believe it or not this is actually what Irish gypsy gangs look like in Americancer
>>544692794Crippling diarrhea
>>544693205>DorsiaDamn, no wonder he was getting sexually assaulted left and right
>>544690791He looks exactly how I thought he would
>>544690479Unless it's different in the rest of the US produce generally isn't sold prepackaged
>>544691711American bread is hyper processed slop and has no nutritional value
>>544690479>washing food is not a thing for himPretty sure he's eaten a load of Mexican farm laborer poop back in the States, and doesn't even know it.
>>544695016>If soon we have a strong chance.if by "soon" you mean "15 years ago", you're rightit's been unironically 'too late' for years now
>>544693823I do but it has sound so won't let me post, have this instead
>>544695628just post in on >>>/wsg/ and link either the post or the media link here
>>544695016i often think about this and I don't know if the red pill is the right choice. Nobody has become happier by learning the truth. And a lot of it is not even true.
to link the post here it'd look like >>>/wsg/544695699
>>544692057Give you lots of spicy sulfurous farts
>>544693421I cant fathom how much money that dude is going to spend on plastic surgery over his lifetime to keep trying to look like a woman
>>544695628Oh damn, thanks for trying anon. It has been a long time since I saw it. BTW, I think blue shirt had some Judo training due to the modified foot sweep.
>>544689623no webm so sorry OPsan
>>544692343Is this just made as it is, or is this from anything else?
>>544689623Kek. Boomer must have pissed him off.
>>544690795That is correct.
>>544695699>>544695788>>>/gif/31321183oh yeah, sorry I’m high as fuck rn fr
>>544695867this is how linebacker babies are made
>>544696030it happensI'm too lazy to rename files as I save them so never bother trying to figure out what has sound or doesn't for these threads
>>544691711Put it in a ziplock bag in the fridge. It will last longer.
>>544690791manbun's got shit taste in pizza as well
>>544693389Is that the Halo 2 remaster? Shame because everything else they did in that was an actual upgrade
>>544696030>soi latte
>>544690479Imagine not washing produce because it came in a bag. Still probably covered in pesticides and has had some people touch it already. Using the term people lightly here.
>>544690791Imagine not only tolerating this but also let it be filmed and posted. Turbo humiliation ritual
this was a real story on reddit not sure if a larp.
>>544693824
>>544690963Wtfs goin on?
>>544690602The guy filming is the truck driver btw, still drunk lmao
>>544694025
>>54469586710/10 in bongland
>>544691185fake
>>544690654never forget the root cause of the problems
>>544690654who is the root cause of the problems?who brought them here?hm?
>>544690963Unironically sit in the corner behind the cat so that no one looks at me while I eat whatever passes for fish and chips im that cafe
a /fit/ classic
>>544690479If you’re defending eurothirdies on this nastiness then you’re a godless savage. Who the fuck buys food with actual dirt on it, and who the fuck is paying normal bread prices for a piece of bread that goes bad after a day? Retards will defend eurofags all day for this unsanitary shit
>>544691141>BMWF at start Kek
>>544695788wait how the fuck did she do that? Whats the actual technique called ?
>>544696447i can see her love vulva
>>544692102keep prayingwon't helpjooos hate jooos more than anything
>>544695204Why is it so hard for burgers to call dogs anything but motherfucking dogs
>>544690607"Your total is $55.99 sir"
>>544691196It was Spain's jewish excrement. The rest is fish-story.
>>544695075Request repost of only fans whore making 500k a month pls
>>544696588checked fuhrer digits leaf bro
>>544696490root cause?hm?
>>544691563>Ameripipo don washthey wagies*
>>544693823The one webm I refuse to watch...
>>544691586Based Basques.
>>544691342GOOD MORNING SAR
>>544695161Based.
>>544690791These are getting less gay.
>>544695788here's yer (you) for the filename
>>544690545Pinsa but whatever
>>544693149im starting to think this was an assassination. his trophy wife was thai, everyone involved was thai, he was ceo of a quarter billion dollar company. he had been wanting to do the parasailing for several days before his death, giving them ample time to organize everything. very suspicious
>>544696557Ippon Seoi Nage AKA 1 arm shoulder throw. There are variations. She did what is called a "drop version". Here is the regular version without the drop.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQnOlCxo4oI
>>544695934Some fitness influencer went full schizo after doing a bunch of drugs and went off the map for a while. He came back with that meme video after almost killing himself, when he went crazy he did like a 40 day fast, fucked a man, and injected himself with gold and almost died
>>544696960
>>544697062
>>544696242No it was the sports car driver, he was making fun of them for being mangled and dead for stopping him
>>544697102ok but that video is still great for blowing the fuck out of idiotic "looksmaxxers" and "bonesmashing" faggots
>>544689902>pathetic racistsWhere did you meet racists of the other type? Racist White Supremacists bombed Algeria in 1816 and freed the "white slaves of Africa". These were racist "white knights" using violence and technology to marginalize people of color and drive them of their halal White Slaves (salaliba). We would not use the word "pathetic" to describe those violent militant Racist White Supremacist "Knights Liberators of the White Slaves of Africa"? Have you met any racists of this other type?
>>544689902I cri evertim
>>544692972No it has to be 13cm or it won't work
>posting mp4 in a /pol webm thread
>>544697062>me on the teacups at disneyland
>>544697045thanks anon that’s fucking badass, you could go to an armbar or anything from there
>>544689623That guy was actually murdered if i recall. The instructor basically opened his harness.
>>544691870>each press of the button takes away $100 from your families future>boomers:
>>544690791Women having harems of beta men that worship them as a queen is very black pilling…..
>>544693823What an idiot..he did so many things wrong and illegal here. Losing his foot was a small price to pay. Hopefully he sells the motorcycle and stops being a moron.
>>544695530this is the first time AI made me laugh
>>544692016
>>544697672>you could go to an armbar or anything from thereIt is indeed a pretty cool throw.
>>544691382to be fair, chesterton's fence
>>544692525>Hitting the Chud causes the Oil to burn the witch doctorAlready a bad omen he should have stopped their. The fact the Chud is unbothered and defiant has me worried for the village if I cared about them.
>>544697775>$750 a spin>literally riggedutterly amazing this shit is legal
>>544692794JD Vance Jr. all growed up.
>>544696592Just type Jews spell it correctly. Anon do it now
>>544692016Germany was most educated because it had the most Jews. The jealous idiots turned on the Jews
What is the cosmic joke? After doing 700ug of LSD I am extremely solipsistic, feel as if I am God, and that no one else actually exists - because God is all encompassing meaning there is literally no one else. Is it really all me experiencing myself? Just me? That's the joke?
>>544690829Colonization of New World was The Extended Reconquista.
>>544697512
>>544698009
>>544694104I'm gonna be real. I do wish I could have the level of fun Jews have when they destroy countries.
>>544692781Asstoass.gif
>>544697775
>>544690791why these poly people always look like this? The women are always the ones with many men and they are always so fat and ugly. Just looking at her make me feel nauseous.
>>544695709It means you are past the point of /pol/ redpilling and need to go deeper.
>>544695779Not much. He's 28 and there's only so many operations you can squeeze into two years
>>544694104What is this? Are they celebrating the war between the two countries?
>>544690602She voted for it.
>>544695530WTF is this real?
>>544692525>the bananas in the backgroundfucking apes
>>544698352i do actually wonder how old trannies can get. i suspect their organs fail very early from the constant pills and injectionsthat is not counting the 41%, that obviously crushes life expectancy on average
>>544698442shoot him in the back and then execute him? im not sure who is niggering whom here
>>544695628Really good situational awareness. As soon as red shirt reaches to pull out his gun he gets sweeper to floor and instant capped in face
>>544695934GossipGoblin on YouTube. Loads of great (and hellish) videos like this.
>>544689943
>>544698571What should he do? Spit out his tobacco, say this town ain't big enough for the both of us and then challenge him to a shootout at high noon?
>>544689623Imagine trusting your life to brown third worlders
>>544698442
>>544696487take it east, Shlomo, this isn't a D&C thread
>>544692368Fuck, I just got it....
>>544689902Fuck you Plankton you dirty whore. You never deserved Dora. NEVER!
>>544692794Shit SammichTree Fitty
>>544698724given (((modern society))) he did the right thing. other than avoiding the lawsuits, im not sure the execution was necessary. he was down, kick the pistol away and wait for the police
>>544698652I think fat blue shirt guy was trying to warn him to leave the shooter alone, probably a fucking hitman or something
>>544689623Guessing this is 150ft to 250ft. Speculating that having a vest on made the landing go from marginal to survive to impossible. Whats odd is he didnt appear on the surface.Not sure why he was fucking with the release clips.
>>544698119because guys who settle for those kind of women lookswise are clearly desperate already, so they figure they might as well play it to the hilt
>>544691976Poor lil guy
this is why you ALWAYS run from a knife encounter
>>544692837God I wish that were me...
>>544689623did he deded?
>>544690791Ugh.. Polygamous people always look like absolute trash.
>>544690963Lol I'm fine with this.Not my scene but it seems very equal opportunity and relatively innocent.If anything the twinks are the most sexualized but I'm no homophobe, got a gay sister I love even though she's a bit of a dumb hippy.
>>544689623Wasn't it proved the wogs murdered him?
>>544691108Their fried fish looks fine but their fries just look awful, and I'm not even entirely opposed to semi-soggy fry dishes like poutine.
>>544699038>there's always a bigger fish
>>544696592
>>544691870Restrictions on gambling in general have kinda collapsed.
>>544697588Srsly. How does someone not know that in 2026???
>>544689623does anyone have that video of that one antigay politician hooking up with a brazilian male prostitute only to get brutally stabbed in the neck repeatedly while tied naked to a bed?
>>544699714Where can I sign up for this?
>>544699789to be the yenta cop, or to be beaten by the yenta cop?
>>544699777Checked. I want to see it too.
>>544690607It's a Crêpe Burger!
>>544699860>random men and women that claim their father was a dolphin, a pre-colonial age mysterymy desire to know more has hit peak levels
>>544696447lol safeties are right there. just had to raise em an inch or two.
>>544699852I think I would enjoy both
>>544692794I just showed my girl this and she literally ran away and said "what the fuck is wrong with other cultures?"
>>544699976....couldn't you just get a ghetto version of this by beating yourself?
>>544690963That’s 4 men
>>544699940I saw a more recent photo of the lovely couple and he had upgraded his motorcycle and has one with a headlight now. He is living the life.
>>544693823bikers are so stupidthey voluntarily choose two drive on 2 wheels instead of 4, to save a bit of money. they are not the brightest bunch
>>544690867>>544691711>>544692124>bread doesn't go bad anywhere in the world after one day. if you get actual bread, you know, from the store bakery section, it will start to mold at room temperature after 3-4 daysDo you niggers not know how to wash your bread???Fucking hell, buncha retards.ngmi
>>544700016But if its just me I don't get to beat jews nor do I get beaten by hot jew girls
>>544699777faggotry = deathhe knew this and still indugled
>>544698512you can bet you're sweet ass it is
>>544697988i've had that thought multiple times without LSD. even felt that way around the time i saw truman show, around age 10.
>>544700031I swear I have this photo but it's not in the same folder that one ismaybe I should be renaming shit as I save it
>>544695437It's a dumb bait webm. Here's a random shartmart.
>>544700088you've got me there, I've no arguments
>>544690795Blessed leaf.May your syrup always flow freely and with vigour.
>>544696447why not just bring the bar to her lap and sit up?
>>544690376My favorite response to this
>>544691108This was commie propaganda all along
>>544700334this is like a pajeet calling me timmy.mostly sad.
>>544689808Nah it's a stunt gone wrong. He was supposed to climb on the tourists shoulders and pilot the thing. Do you morons think this guy shoved him out of the harness lol? The guys whole living is based on this trick.
>>544697655lel X)
>>544700393It's still funny.Timmy means victory btw
>>544691108
>>544700088If you're beating yourself, or getting beat by yentas, or beating a Jew in your role as Israeli security it's over for your foreskin.
>>544693389They hired Laura Loomer to mocap Cortana?
>>54469975810cm is for origam frogs
>>544700458what if it's already over for your foreskin, but with none of the yenta benefits
>>544697923>utterly amazing this shit is legalIt's the purest form of redistribution of wealth... from those who don't know what they are giving up --> to those who believe they know better.Socialism in action
>>544700189So is this.
>>544698571?Are you implying it's a duel and he didn't follow the rules? tf you mean? He tries anything while gun is on his head he's dead... .it's a motherfucking armed robbery
>>5446964871. learn to wash your food like an adult you retarded mutt2. it doesn't, it takes up to 1 week if properly stored
>>544698571You watch too much TV if you think honor has a place with blacks and their violence in your country
>>544697988We're all you sometimes, at least some of us. Except niggers and jews, fuck them
>>544692684Imagine the smell
>>544698743Not one of the token blacks understood what was said
>>544699714
>>544698571you sound like a bitch
>>544700784
>>544698379This is why I want india to host an Olympics.
>>544689623WOLNA PALESTYNASLAVA UKRAINA
>>544697988The joke is everything is made up of the same stuff, we're all little fragments of God in a petri dish sandbox designed to make us grow and come to this realisation. This makes us interconnected via the substrate. More highlyu advanced beings know how to navigate and exploit this, less developed beings trapped in the materialist mindset stand no chance and often spiral off into schizo. We're supposed to gain knowledge and mastery, then choose to grow beyond it. Many don't. I believe there will soon be another harvesting event, that's what the previous calamitous reset events were likely to have been. BTW LSD lights up a beacon attracting bad ones to you, it's alright to fuck with psychedelics a little but be careful. The war we're in isn't entirely physical, that's just one manifestation of it. Lot of disembodied types out there with ill intentions, as above so below and all that.
>>544700589>Nigger doesn't know bananas get peeled before eatingHow does this dumb ape not know this? I thought monkeys love bananas. Same with squash, you don't eat the outside.
>>544702070its also funny because that bug spray isn't really harmful to humans, but they still hit him with terrorist tampering charges
>>544699714>The one at 8 seconds with a fat fucking assWould bait her into an alley pretending to run away then rape until the real police show up
>>544700784>they expect one of us in the wreckage, brother
>>544702131I worked in produce at a grocery store when I was a teenager and my boss sent me out a couple times during summer to spray those green carpet things that cover the tables that fruit is on. Never actually sprayed it right on the fruit. You should always wash it before using them anyway though.>Don't let the customers see you, anon.
>>544702378i had a buddy who also was suppose to wash the produce, he also advised me to wash it more "i don't do shit anon"
