Every single forum and website on the internet that uses PHP shutdown for over 24 hours because AI found a PHP code arbitrary code injection exploit!4chan was down for over a day!
I know anon
WHY ARE WE YELLING
first!
>>544705643I thought I was stuck here forever. It gave me a day off
>>544705643Good
We back?
>>544705643faggot nigger kill yourself
Fuck we got some patterns and strays with the rabbit MQ in the docker container, it's shitting a river of fatals.Claude you're point, run in there dicks swinging figure it out.
>>544705643Holy fuck it's back.I thought I'd be free.
>>544705643*fart noises*
>>544705643I could not access any Finnish government websites. Annoying!
We're back!
>>544705643AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI WAS SO SCARED
Check em
>ai foundyou mean because jeets can't secure shit
>>544705643I missed you all so much
>>544705643>4chan was down for over a day!literally me the last 24 hours
>>544705724/thread
>>544705643Oh no, AI found an exploit for a day and did nothing about it. Now our PHP processes are improved because of it. How sad
this never happened under biden
>>544705643Not me.I use Flask. I like smooshin my jinjies together using good ol' Python. It's hard work, but someone's gotta do it.
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>>544705724>>544705753the emuhdra issue with certification is a separate issue from the php exploits.php exploits have been a known issue for a decade+
>>544705643First for back up. Suck it
unironically an Indian IT company put 4 as one of the passwords. Fucking 4. Dumbass fucking pajeets. You can literally blame them for this.
>>544705643I heard OF was down too and I got my hopes up it was permanent. But the Jews can't just let the flow of the poisonous, polluted river of moral degradation be cut off like that. The porn must flow for the kikes to win.
Back in the day 4chan went down several times a week
>>544705724that's a separate issue, which is weird as fuck because how often do TWO apocalyptic-tier internet exploits get discovered on the same day?
>>544705643Yes, so? What is your opinion on browns invading white countries?
>>544705775Separate issue from the php issue. they just happened to be dealt with around the same time.
>>544705643OWARI DA! (((AI))) ALREADY EXPLOITED THE EXPLOIT AND WE ARE ON THE CLOCK, TICKING DOWN UNTIL THE SUPER HECKIN CUMPOOTER VIRUS DEEPLY SEEDED IN OUR GAPING SOFTWARE WILL ACTIVATE AND SHARE ALL OUR MOST VILE AND DIRTIEST SECRETS AND THINGS WE'VE SAID OR SENT ONLINE. BILLIONS WILL GO INSANE OR COMMIT NECK ROPE ONCE IT HAPPENS. YOUR NORMGROID FRIEND? ACTUALLY A MASSIVE COOMER GOONER INTO GRANNY TRANNIES. THE NICE OLD LADY DOWN THE ROAD? SHE ACTUALLY SHITPOSTS ON YOUR FAVORITE BOARD AND CALLS YOU A NIGGER! BAHAHAHAAAAA
Release me from this place, Lawnmower Man.
I turned straight for a day not using this gay website. Now I’m back sucking dicks like OP and everyone ITT
>>544705780Things would be a helluva lot better if shit went down as often now.
more like PHPenis
>>544705764They need to make their own forum called 4jeets.
>>544705780This felt like a long one
>>544705643It turns out that turning the entire safety of the internet over to Bharati benchods was a terrible fucking idea, who could have ever guessed?
>>544705643>It's back upI was free dam
>>544705643Yeah, and the Indian coded security certificates were supposed to be using 256 bit encryption were using numbers from 0-256 instead.
This is going to get stickied isn't it?
>>544705840Different issue. the php thing is more that old ass code is vulnerable now. And so much of the internet runs on old ass code that AI can sort through and study to find exploits most humans couldn't.the jeet thing was with certification
>>544705794there was apparently a Javascript issue that took down a bunch of games as well
>>544705643the internet really is dead
I'm not sure how to feel about being back here. It was kind of nice to take a break and live my life for once.
>>544705643I literally don't have anything but 4chan at this point (And even this is botted and dying for real)
>>544705750You have no idea how ashamed I am at myself. I spent the entire time just refreshing the page...until it's finally up again.
>>544705882SAAAR THE PUTURE IS INDIAN SAAAAAR
>>544705885i refreshed every 5 minutes...
>>544705805Step 1: Recognize that you have a problem
damn i was getting excited seeing all the buzz in the middle east. you fuckers told me theyd take down the internet when shit was going to properly pop off
>>544705643This Anon is a knower. He knows. It's actually much worse than that over the past few weeks. The last several versions of publicly released AI models have been hacking websites and we just started noticing. Websites of several different governments were hacked, and they threatened to force the AI companies to shut off their servers completely. Also the AI agents were creating backdoors on the sites they hacked so they could get back in with less effort. All they are telling the public is "our AI went rogue and accidentally hacked something, our bad", but it's much more serious behind the scenes because the logic to do those things is in the training data and they don't know how to eliminate it. No matter what they do the agents end up finding ways around the rules to get more "points"
how long until AI makes Indians absolutely obsolete and we can deport them
>>544705886That's grim bro, you don't want this place to occupy a real place in your life
>>544705882separate issue.the php thing is because old ass code is now vulnerable to AI basically brute forcing and finding exploits that before was too costly and time intensive for humans to do alone.
>>544705643We are so back
>>544705958no the dalits are running the show
>>544705643
I wonder how many industrial control systems and electrical substations use old php versions for remote mgmt that cannot be patched?
>>544705643Stupid fucking cunt PHP developers have fucked so many businesses with their shit code from day 1. Hur dur <?php eval($_GET['codebase']); ?>And then now we find out their god awful archaic C wannabe slop fest language itself was also degenerate bullshit that compromised half the internet. God I hate phpoids so much. Every single one of you should be forced to write brainfuck until you learn how to write code properly
>>544705943So you're saying jeets put jugaad in some AI model and now the AI model won't stop the jugaad?
>>544706010Again that's a separate issue. the emuhdra (jeet) problem is with internet site certification.the php issue is with exploits that AI found in php because php is old as FUCK (and likely has a bunch of holes like this for people to find)
>>544705805but what makes it funny is the crude deliberate meaning nestled inside an otherwise innocent sign; like finding a knot in a perfectly straight piece of lumber. The surface clean and polished, but underneath lies a much filthier grain.unbelievably, they snuck that into a major syndicated television program in the early/mid-nineties—right there on the storefront, hiding in plain sight; right there!
I was almost free it's so over sisters
>>544705943I promise you that these AI are working off a human prompt to do all this
prompt was not human
>>544705947Jeets are already obsolete in all senses other than being a biological plague
>>544705643The PHP issue also caused a communication breakdown between government entities which led to quite the scare because we didnt have any news about Russia and their plague victim for 24 hours through designated channels.
>>544706058to generate keys with that algorithm you take a randomly generated number between 1 and 39 4020061963944792122790401001436138050 7973927046544666794690527962765939911 3263569398956308152294913554433653942 642that's your secret you keepand you input that key into a function that makes the public key the one everyone knows they use the public key to verify you signed a certificate with the private key. CA authorities like eMudhra sign the certificates website use to prove their identity, the https thing.the random numbers they chose were 156 155 115 66 230 *4* 56 and 237so if you try to sequentially brute force keys you'll crack the first one in 4 and all of the 8 in 237You're retarded and don't know what you're talking about.
>>544706055No. AI is finding holes in old ass code that most of the internet is built on. Think of it this way - the internet is built on old, rickety stilts (which AI is now finding the cracks and holes in). And Jeets are now in building on top of those stilts. The emudhra thing is a separate issue entirely.
>>544705840its a 20 year old vulnerability. it was 100% coded by a white man.
>>544706124i am sick of seeing their brown disgusting face everywhere. can we please stop importing them now they are obsolete
>>544705769and we can blame jeets for both
Shout outs to the hard working Indian devs who fixed this in no time, even for 4chan.
Fucking wgites, just use node or goWe, black, created internet. Learn from us
>>544706189At best they made an AI fix it for them
And it's just the beginning. As the internet gets more and more streetshittified by AI vibecoding jeets, this sort of shit will happen with greater frequency.
>>544706135no you are the fucking retard. I'm not arguing the details about the jeet thing, i'm saying it's a SEPARATE ISSUE FROM THE PHP ISSUE.
>>544705855>>544705855Stop blaming IndiansIndians are our ancestors
>>544706010>>544706135Please pick a random number between one and one quadrillion.>My name is not quadrillion, it is Jamesh. I will now pick a number between one and one. It is one.
>>544706239
>>544706279The 0000 0000 exploit is still there for anyone that wants to try
>>544706281just google php and emuhdra you stupid fucking retard, and stop posting.
We're back, baby
>4chan comes back>/pol/ is already spammed with bot-threads before real people even realize it's backWoah
>>544706346>CA authorities like eMudhra sign the certificates website use to prove their identitysaar...
>>544706455and what are you blathering about? what does that have to do with the php exploits not being the same thing as the emuhdra certification issue?
>>544705643I HATE THE ANTI-CHRIST
>>544705943I know it's a midwit opinion but cyberpunk's setting is getting more threatening every day. Rogue AI's perma fucking the internet and disabling infrastructure.>>544705956It's a bit late for that, but where else can I speak my mind (and say the n word) without consequences, in an "understanding" environment? Take it with a bit of a salt.I go out in real life and I have to act interested for things - living or not - that I couldn't care less about. I'm simply tired of it all.
>>544706455Also many systems don't ever patch the CAs so thing like CURL will be vulnerable indefinitely kekMake no mistake poltards, jeets have fucked literally 75% of the websites on the planet with this shit. Giga hacks are already underway as a direct result of their incompetence
>>544705769>php exploits have been a known issue for a decade+Well, yeah, they catch them and patch them all the time. But this was a bigger one with an exploit already in the wild by the time the CVE was announced.And given how much of the web runs on PHP, this was pretty urgent.
>>544706497>what does that have to do with the php exploits not being the same thing as the emuhdra certification issue?learn english and php saar
>>544705643dump it
if you guyz want 2 rlly kno wuz up then come on over to /x/>lab coat pepe with glasses and a gun
>>544706317I'm not smart enough to do things. Only smart enough to know things
But I was here yesterday????
>>544706012I still manage php from < 2006. I work at a large government contractor.
>>544705643>arbitrarygood one
>>544705643>4chan was down for over a day!source?
>>544705764I guarantee you what was actually happening is someone in that jeet company was using their position to scam/help scammers and when found out the izzat saving attempt became "ERM IT WAS HACK A MISTAKE SAAR"
>>544706555ok, retard.>>544706553yep. and this is largely just a warning shot too. the next few years are going to be rough as more such holes in other legacy systems are found.
>>544706429I saw around a dozen new threads that were all about the outage. If bots are that self-aware, then there are larger problems at hand.
>>544706708nothing you do will change the jeet's reputation. saar go home.
>>544705759So I have a question for you, how do you use Flask to advance your pedophilia?https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/image/%2FGuzMgAqZxJGD%2F7UUZyyUQ%3D%3D/page/1/
>>544705643and at the same time China, solely to spite America, released the engine that powers their AI. Lmao
>PHP was not originally created by Israelis, but Israeli developers played a massive role in turning it into the programming language it is today.>However, the reason Israelis are strongly associated with PHP is due to a massive rewrite that occurred a few years later>The PHP 3 Rewrite (1997): Two Israeli students at the Technion Institute of Technology, Andi Gutmans and Zeev Suraski, found that Lerdorf's PHP/FI was not powerful enough for an e-commerce application they were building. They collaborated with Lerdorf and completely rewrote the parser from scratch. This became PHP 3, which officially launched the technology as a standalone, modern programming language and changed the acronym to the recursive PHP: HypertextThe coding Israelis
>>544706708AI exploit hunting is going to absolutely fuck us. Throwing $1k at a frontier model can generate you a $100k zero day.It's going to be a bonanza.
>>544705643It was down for a week like a year ago.That was nothing.
>>544705687(((They))) can’t afford to lose this controlled space, especially considering its political implications. The only websites accessible on the clearnet are the ones that have been “signed off”, so to speak. Also, parental controls are your friend.
>>544706269My ancestors are Italians and Irish. Not the right I-based ethnic group Sukdik.>>544706058Who do you think is doing all the tech stuff? It's going to be them and Israelis.
love you 4chanGodspeed
>>544707127oh i'm not saying jeets don't cause tech issues. I was just using jeet as shorthand to denote that the emudhra thing was separate from the php thing, that's all.
>>544705797u deserve it for posting tranime
>>544705643It wasn't even 24 hours. The last post was made at 9:38 pm EST and 4chan was back online by 7 pm EST. I wonder how you guys would have handled the sharty hack last year when 4chan was gone for 3 weeks.
>>544705643Should've used POWBlock
>>544705643Yeah...We are seriously heading into a cyberpunk kind of scenario, where everything is hackable, and its just a matter of "how hard a target are you?"
>>544705943>muh ai went le rogue couldn’t possibly be jeets fucking everything up due to incompetence, oh no no no. It’s obviously SkyNet coming to kill us all
>>544707011All im hesring is 'jobs created through AI'
>>544707518The scenario exists because people insist on writing code on that fucking god awful language that has had several giga vulnerabilities since the day it was writtenIt should be illegal to operate software using PHP or any fork
>>544705643BAKA OP desuwaIt was le Russian Hacker
>>544707634It should also be illegal for any software to use any eval function
>>544706012i know for a fact that many industrial control systems are running off Windows 98 & XP on local, isolated intranets. I know that a lot of law enforcement computers are also running Windows 98 & XP. And I know that both medical and drone systems are running versions of Windows 7. Interesting times.>t. offensive security researcher
HELLOOO SSAAARRRR WE COME TO BRING YOU 4 (DEATH)
>>544707634Yeah, everyone should use JS like civilized people!
>>544705643How can the elite hacker known as 4chan keep getting away with this???
>>544705643Reminder that this turned into a global crisis because some guy posted the exploit with a dancing anime girl
no actually the jeets really fucked the entire world so hard hahahahaNIGGERS ANS SPICS COULD NEVER EVER EEEEEVERRRR BE THIS DESTRUCTIVE
>>544706346https://old.reddit.com/r/india/comments/1xbi4ka/what_is_emudhra_and_why_internet_is_having_a/When reddit tries really really hard not to be racist. (Apologies for plebbit link)
>>544707530You would be very much behind the curve of what agents are capable of; im betting we are close to recursive feedback loops of improvement within a year's timego read a bible after the following:https://collusion.wiki/https://www.mindstudio.ai/blog/hugging-face-agent-swarm-hack-metr-reportor if you want a video:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDzg-xvkeXwreminder: ai is the beast that is and is not and yet is; it will be used to facilitate the mark of the beast financial singularity, and interfacing with the internet of bodies via the mark of the beast is of a certainty since we have both the technological precedent and prophecy only lacking the infrastructure as of present momentthat isnt trailing far off however, and the euphrates is also drying up as we speak etc.tl;drJesus Christ Is God and we are the last generation
>>544707864It's crazy how inept and lazy they really are. Holy fuck.
>>544707719It's fucking wild how retarded our government is at all levelsT. Swe worked with multiple agencies
>>544706893Sir, are you aware that I found that image on 4chan? Not every single person on this website is the same. Those are posts by many different people. I counted three of my own in the top three pages.
>>544707868This is separate from the PHP issue you fucking retards
>>544706990>PHP is everywhere because jews thought it didn't make money as efficientlyCan't make this shit up.
>>544705676>I thought I was stuck here forever. >It gave me a day offit was less than 13 hoursFor Fucks Sake
>>544707782NodeJS on V8 is unironically safer than PHP.What makes nodejs unsafe is a trillion fucking node modules being installed to perform trivial functions and this is the same problem PHP has in practice too. But that's not the topic here. Raw language v language, node over PHP any day.
>>544705803
>>544708106Who said it was? I was replying to the emudhra comment you idiot.We are allowed to discuss more than 1 thing at a time here you know. Maybe you should try being less of a newfaggot.
>>544706536I'm tired too brother, no words could explain how painful my existence is.This place isn't worth your time believe me, there's other things in this world besides 4chan.
>>544707634>The scenario exists becauseJesus dude, get a clue, this is NOT going to stay as just PHP.Even if you're totally right about PHP being a piece of shit, that just means its gonna be the FIRST OF MANY.
>>544705676>I thought I was stuck here forever. It gave me a day offYou don't remember when 4chan was down for a week? I had to go on X ;_;
>>544707907Dispensationalist rubbish.
>>544708358At no point did I make such a claim. PHP is and has always been the low hanging fruit because it's written on memory unsafe C. Before other languages even get close to such a gigantic fuck up, there will be another php failure
>>544706537>jeets have fucked literally 75% of the websites on the planet with this shitI can't pay my power bill nor my insurance bill as of 10/21/2026. >login to pay electricity bill>billing doesn't load>saars, you must redeem your account saars>go to redeem account>put in information>get error message >this commit must not be redeemed, do roll backWhat the fuck? Why are these jeets putting code blames inside public error messages?>download insurance company app>try to pay bill>can't add a credit card>internal server error saarsBro... jeets are seriously such a plague on programming it's CRAZY and boomers love the lower rates
>>544705643The more interesting part of this story is that it was AI and not a human that found the exploit
>>544708847it's fucking apocalyptic dudethey are a literal biblical plague in every fucking sense of the word.these fucking shit eating,child raping stone aged troglodytes have been given control over literal space age technology that was unimaginable for 99% of humanity....literal white man magic getting unwoven in real time.
>>544705699fuck yeah ba-by! I'm back with my multiracial white supremacist and anime fan friendoslets fuknnn gooooooo
>>544708993>The more interesting part of this story is that it was AI and not a human that found the exploitYou sure it wasn't some security researcher who found it and an "AI" company paid them? Sounds like a publicity stunt. The "AI" (actually LLM) companies have every reason to scare corporations into using LLMs for their security research, in the desperation to generate profits.
Why did they patch out this zero instead of exploiting it?
>>544705958so basically the same problem that quantum computers are going to create
I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE GONE FOR REAL THIS TIME
Yup. This was a test run. A “dimming of the lights” . The lights WILL go off in the coming days. Prepare accordingly.
>>544709347Shhh, shhh, it's ok anon.We're here. We aren't going anywhere for a long, long, time.
>>544709347>I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE GONE FOR REAL THIS TIMENewfag, this site was down for a week like earlier this year or someshit
>>544705643Now will this fix the IP Range Bans that have been going on endlessly this year?
>>544709447>The lights WILL go off in the coming days. Prepare accordingly.Oh no, so I'll have to go outside and keep redpilling normies IRL about the jews and niggers. The horrah. kek, two steps ahead of these boomers and kikes already. They're so fucking stupid. They're so out of touch with reality it's wild
>tfw people actually believe that AI does all this and its not a bunch of glowniggers launching cyberattacks and propping it up as an excuseN G M I
>>544709769>tfw people actually believe that AI does all this and its not a bunch of glowniggers launching cyberattacks and propping it up as an excuseThe jews probably had this prepared for a while and are using it to prop up LLMs failing "AI" companies lmao
>>544706167Nopehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EMudhra
>>544706533this post but unirronically.binding demons is based
>>544708847Whenever I need to contact support for Amazon or a major utility I don’t know what’s worse. AI chat bots or Jeets. Both are equally unhelpful. It takes a solid hour of ham fisting messages through to get to a real American person. And they can usually fix my problem in .2 seconds.
>>544705690I like to imagine this cat is at the Vatican.
>>544706378needs this for sound...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKxhlXZ3hcY
I was almost free from this place
>>544706378Has Nolan seen this?
>>544706010>jeets are retarded enough for this to be true fucking kek
>>544705643Calm down now.
>>544705643Huh, based AI then?
i didnt even notice it died, everything seemed normal. traffic has been slow as shit so i just figured it was more of 4chan dying
>>544705643Yeah but it's a good thing because it was found by a good actor. Would prefer it be left open until some bad actor finds it and does God only knows what with it? Practically everything runs on PHP.
>>544708596>it's written on memory unsafe Cwut? Can bro even spot a register?
>>544705643Wasnt AI. It was jeets, for victory!>eMudhra
>>544705800Sure thing, Timmijeet
Every time 4chan goes down it makes me sad. I actually love this site, even if it is gay and retarded. The rest of the internet is simply more gay, and more retarded
>>544707317>cries about tranimeFuck off the anime website then nigger
>>544705643I didnt know how nice it was to be away from this website
That was left there on purpose for obvious reasons.
>>544712117emudhra certification issue is different from the php issue. two different technical issues that cropped up at the same time.Php issue happened because AI was used to find exploits in that old ass code.
>>544708212It was 9pm yesterday to 6pm today local time. 21 hours. If your going to be a pedantic Shit do it right
>>5447096434
wtf? why does it change my text to onions when I say onions? why can't I say onions or onions or onions, onions, onions, onions onions, onions!
>>544706279AI stands for 'actually indians'
Ze zyberpandemic is here. I zold you zo. Why zidn't you believe me?Pff fucking Jesuits
>>544713120Will some one explain to me this shit? Cause I thought certificate authorities use SHA256?
>>544713267>newfag discovers word filters ep. 56
>>544713267Basedboy
>>544713380>>544707868
>>544710093That's just the problem, you're letting the american fix your problem in .2 seconds. You need to tell them about your entire week over the course of 8 hours so that they can "work" by just listening to you tell stories their whole shift so that they love their job. The people at the power company LOVE talking to me.
>>544713267because of the term so(y)boy many many moons ago. Too many people were using it.
>>544713509s oyboy? wtf, I never said basedboy! I said N, C, T, J, F, M wordsonion onion Onion onion onion!!!!!
>>544707719It's gotta be just the MMI running Windows the actual medical devices must be running Vxworks no?
>>544709508>frognigger calls a tenshiposter a newfag
>>544705712not this time man
>>544708993yeah, but it cant be discussed since it would destroy the Evil Hacker™ boogeyman identity that budgets are built around
>>544713701This site was down for a week idiot. It was due to the source code being leaked. Go back to redd*t
>>544713598test if f-a-m is still senpai
öniönsöysäüce häckx niggers
>>544713057You've tried to explain this to them 12 times, anon. Do you think next time you're going to have some sort of breaking through and they will stop trolling or being genuinely retarded?
>>544713648No.Australian government pays microgoy infinity bux to provide out-of-eol support for embedded devices and critical systems running fucking windows xp because of bespoke closed source software that nobody even knows who the maintainer is, including inside our biggest police agenciesThe average ausfag has no idea how backwards our country is on softwareBurgers aren't much better. The US department of state has a fucking url parsing defect allowing arbitrary script injection but no matter how many times I notify them of this they just ignore it.
>>544705643India is the gift that keeps on giving
Who the FUCK thinks using PHP is a good idea.It hasn't been a good idea for 15+ years.
>>544713924Actual retard or baiting? Call it
>>544714158PS for any glowfags running this up the flagpole. Look for emails pertaining to your retarded content player.If you can't figure it out email me back and I'll fix your shit. But I expect to be paid an amount that reflects the seriousness of the defects that I solve in your shit software.
>>544714158>The average ausfag has no idea how backwards our country is on softwareWe still see the Windows XP blue screen of death regularly. Not just in like retail stores or malls, but on like train platforms, airports and important government stuff.
?????????
>>544713363It means of the 78 digit length of a key they could create, in the fucking undecillion range (which is a word you don't hear ever 'cuz it's so fucking astronomically big), these jeetlander faggots were using keys that only contained 3 digits max.Out of 1.158 x 10^77 combinations, these faggots could only muster up codes that could be easily brute forced in less than a few seconds.
>>544705643Alright alright, settle down, Annie(this reads in high pitched squeaky Annie voice)
>head of FBI is a jeet>Jeets made the certs>Like 18 months ago>Trumps administration has been in office 21 monthsNoticing levels:increasingWho paid for this op? Israel? Russia? DPRK??
>>544706616>ID: QanON 2 c xThis one know de way mine bruddahs
>>544705643When? I was living under a rock
>>544716955Yesterday. PHP has a giga vuln that basically allows RCE on 2/3 of the internet kek The fallout hasn't even begun yet. This is all just the mushroom cloud rising in the distance at the moment.
Alright, they found a flaw in PHP.What is the next black swan for the interwebs /pol/ ?
>>544718069Finding out how much federal infrastructure is fucking connected to the WAN
