Disregard the downtime. Nothing happened. Don't ask questions. Just continue posting as usual.
Thanks glowniggy
>>544705768I just fucking KNEW nothing would happen.
AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I ALMOST LOST MY MIND
>>5447057684chan uses PHP, a critical exploit was leaked in PHP so websites had to go into maintenance mode immediately to avoid being exploited. It wasn’t just 4chan that was affected.
I already had shit to do so barely noticed
>>544705768like this time they have a proper excusetho it took way too long to update
>>544705965No it was a heckin deepstate Klaus Schwab conspiracy
I blame the poo's
>>544705768its just a gaping hole bro no biggie
>>544705768>Nothing happened.The duck you on about? Some Indians had cartoonishly weak security protocols and it compromised a large section of the internet. Don't ever give Jeets access to anything security or technology related.
>>544705995It unironically was.
>>544705768NNNNNNNNIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRThere I held it in all fucking day
>>544706074bloody bitch basterd sir i fuk your mother bloody
>>544705970Took a whole day to increment a number and deploy it, japanese tech at its finest
>>544706095nothat's the ca certs thing
>>544705768Okay, I will.
>20 hours for an updateCompiling a kernel on a potato doesn't even take that long.
>>544705768It was unironically sue to India incompetence this time they set the secure internet certificate code password to the number 4 not a long string of numbers just 4
Remember when we learned that that faggot moot literally created /pol/ with the help of Jeffrey Epstein and we all just kind of forgot about it a day later?
>>544706115>japanese rape half is half indian half nigger almost 12 hours to run >pkg update -f>pkg upgrade >service php_fpm restarteven took the website down a whole 12 hours ahead of time
>>544706214rape ape
>>544706118My bad, thought it was the direct result of itbut the PHP vulnerability is from something else.
>>544705965ThisSeveral of my tabs were down at once due to this, shit was boring to wait out
>>544706196remember when you learned how dumb and gullible you wereoh wait, nevermind, you'll never realize this
>>544705768Is that a CIA agent or a Wondernigger?
I missed you guys
>m00t literally meets with epstein one time>date doesn't even match up since /pol/ had already been created and closed>not a chance epstein tried to draw everyone he met into some jewish subversion the very first meeting, that's retarded>no indication they ever spoke again>m00tykins likely autisted out at the weird blind date lunch with the rich jew that wanted to meet him>fucking nobody knew who tf epstein was at the time>retards: EPSTEIN CREATED /POL/
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>>544705768Did your Israeli masters tell you to install the AI WrongThink filter on this website? Of course, all paid for by our misappropriated tax dollars.
>>544706482>Did your Israeli masters tell you to install the AI WrongThink filter on this website? Of course, all paid for by our misappropriated tax dollars.
>>544705970Nigga acting like he's not in on it
>>544706297sup jeff
>>544705970Last time was the 403 tranny janny shitlist wasn't it?
>>544706214That would be used for old deployment systems, new deployment systems work based on containers and container images, you would need to update the image itself to include the newer PHP version and just deploy it everywhere.
>>544705768>Site down >Bot threads literally the same before the site got nuked, down to individual comments I was wrong, this shithole isn't 99% bots It's 99.99%Ah forgot to mention, users can't get captcha but bot posts liter the entire site with zero diminishLiteral LLMs talking to other LLMs
>>544705970Do you Israeli shills still get paid even if the website goes offline?
>>544705768Thanks for the update glownigger.
>>544706580sup, how much space do I occupy in your brain, goyim
>>544706606ye 4chan isn't a container
>>544706612there is more than one chan
>>544706548
>>544705768Sorry guys, i just started posting again after 3 years, they dont like that im back. Ill leave you to your chains.
>>544706548All you memeflag glowies can do is just petty mockery. You Ashkenazi Jews, Chinks, pajeets, Russians, Amerimutt glowies, NATO/Brics shills and darpa bots need to go to reddit/twitter.
>>544706611>site read-only>nobody can post>catalog didn't move for 20 hours>numbers on 4stats.io all 0 0 0 0 0 0 >>544706650>implying a single one of the 'alts' is worth even a penny
>>544706074No, that was actually a separate catastrophic vulnerability today lol
>>544706730nah the message here for the pass login since it started was "in read only mode waiting for an urgent php vulnerability update"
>>544706074The php vuln has existed before the jeetening, AI just made it viable to exploit
>>544706697sharty won
>>544706763There was a php vulnerability and weak ca cert private keys from india
>>544705768Somebody posted the real alien pic from /x/ I seen it right before the site went down
>>544706876sharty is 10x worse than heredid you know those faggots fingerprint your machine with their proof-of-work, and if you get a bullshit permaban from there, any IP you try will get auto-permabannedanyone who gave a shit could blockade them from all IPs
>>544706074the indians are the ca certs not the php thing >>544706996nigga what do you think the cloudflare challenge is?retard
>>544707045>what do you think the cloudflare challenge is?and yet, I could still evade a permaban hereIF THEY EVER PERMABANNED MEunlike the shitty that literally permabanned me for the same exact posts I've made here for years, unbanned
>>544707095they know you ban evade everyone does
>>544705768If you work in cybersecurity you know what happened Back in July, OpenAI and Google used their best AI models to start looking for security flaws and they found two critical flaws in PHP. They forwarded the problem to them and they were being worked on quietly since then, the update was supposed to go live next week but someone leaked the flaw last night which forced them to push the update earlier today and recommended everyone using PHP to take their websites down to prevent being pwned
Affirmative
absolutely nothing worse than janny faggots that act like using the mod buttons is "trolling" in any way shape or form whatsoever>>544707164which is why they know they've never banned me
>>544705768i dont think that the gov has to worry about descent from anyone hereyou are all stuck in your partisan wars against the other half while israel currently merges two militaries together officially so that US could never abandon it.
>>544707193>which is why they know they've never banned megood boy i guess what do you want me to say
>>544706988>Somebody posted the real alien pic from /x/ I seen it right before the site went down
>>544707326idk, you should just say the sharty is based for being full of trannyjannies from the top of the staff down, like you seemed to want tobut would look like a faggot for actually sayingso
>>544707407whatever
>>544707453heh, you posting here, and not there, the second this re-opens, kind of says it all
>>544707407"Based" means "gay and jewish."
>>544705768 Glowniggers got exposed on other social media platforms planning chaos to provoke martial law, then swoop in declaring the government illegitimate with themselves as the new government. See "DataRepublican" on X. The outage coincided with the release of the video.
>>544707584in that context? definitely
>>544707706Sounds like something mutt freemasons and Ashkenazi Jews would do. They have a long history of doing shit like this.
>>544707806sounds similar to the trick they'll eventually finish pulling with Israel; ousting the "white supremacist christian zionists" in control of it, and giving Israel back to the "palestinian jews white nazi christian zionists like Netanyahu and Trump tried to genocide"
>>544708051That is possible, I've noticed this trick grow momentum over the last few years. I'm still convinced that most of the infighting is fake though because you hear the same controlled opposition "antizionism" from both left and right wing influencers.
>>544705768We're winning :)
>>544705768Anti draft and Epstein threads piss off glowies, so continue posting them anons
>>544708242>most of the infighting is fakemuch of it ishowever there's a gap, where people simply assume that few people say "jews" because it's "smarter", which it is, but also, this means everyone on the "right" assumes anyone who says "Israel" or "zionism" inherently means "jews"and it's being exploited
>>544705768>>544707178>>544706405>>544706611>>544706612Just so we're clear this government can and will shut down the whole internet like the Chinese do.. Because its not a free internet your in a digital box >That should scare the shit out of you.
>>544707706trump nigger has 0 control over the government lmaohe says zelensky to fuck off and the only one who goes along is his rat musk, literally, cia continues to provide intel to ukraine like nothing happenedhe says the army to move and they ignore himtrump is bibi's asshole licker, thats his official position
>>544705768okay
>>544708469if this scares "you", then you should consider how naive you are that you didn;t realize this years ago
>>544708533I'm just shocked they didn't shut it down when California dumped all the tea into the harbor
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>>544706141>>544708743photographer is an ukrainian pimp
Once is happenstance>Indians making bad certificates Twice is coincidence>PHP compromised Three times is youre under coordinated attack, faggot
