So its now official... ?https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/eu-agency-warns-websites-may-need-be-taken-offline-php-prepares-patches-2026-10-21/
>>544706516NetanyaQue predicted this
>>544706516The internet apocalypse?
>>544706516its a mystery, we may never know.
Yup. This was a test run. A “dimming of the lights” . The lights WILL go off in the coming days. Prepare accordingly.
>>544706716Not gonna lie it starts to sound realistic.Hide the nuke codes in paper
>>544706516it was just so that they can knock the knowledge contained in a load of old forums, offline forever. they don't like shit just lying about giving goyim ideas.
>>544706716>The lights WILL go offi've literally got a rechargeable torch you fucking retard.
>>544706715>PHP was not originally created by Israelis, but Israeli developers played a massive role in turning it into the programming language it is today.>However, the reason Israelis are strongly associated with PHP is due to a massive rewrite that occurred a few years later>The PHP 3 Rewrite (1997): Two Israeli students at the Technion Institute of Technology, Andi Gutmans and Zeev Suraski, found that Lerdorf's PHP/FI was not powerful enough for an e-commerce application they were building. They collaborated with Lerdorf and completely rewrote the parser from scratch. This became PHP 3, which officially launched the technology as a standalone, modern programming language and changed the acronym to the recursive PHP: Hypertext
>>544706516is this the AI event they've been clucking about in recent days?
>>544706516Why the majority of the internet still runs on PHP backends is beyond me
>>544706516All I can tell you all is when the food runs low after the midterms try and make your house look like it's already been looted. Do not try and fix a location to defend stay mobile and away from the mobs of rioters.It might sound smart to team up with people but once the food really runs low the last thing you want to do is be around people.
>>544706716My biggest fear of an internet blackout is that Steam won't allow vidya without occasionally connecting to their servers. I'm good on everything else.
>>544706871>Normalcy bias via bad joke Don’t worry. It’ll affect you too.
>>544707033>the last thing you want to do is be around peopleSet the curve anon, eat your neighbour for breakfast. You dont want to be the guy too afraid of survival
>>544707078>without occasionally connecting>occasionally
