A jew , a nazi and jesus Christ walk into a barJesus orders a beerThe two of them suddenly start fighting and breaking bottles on each otherjesus breaks up the brawlHe asks "stop why are you fighting! "The nazi says "that guy jewed me! He jewed me hard so ima KILL HIM"the jew says "so what? That guy went NAZI on me! I'm a fukcing KILL HIM"jesus said "Oh Lord, forgive them for they know not what they do"The jew and the nazi suddenly stopped fighting in disbelief. then they hugged and cried. Then jesus hugged them and cried. Then the bartender tapped on the bar and all 3 looked at himHe said"This is beautiful and all""But which one of you mooks is gonna pay the tab?">lmfaooo