>Howdy, my name is Rawhide Ramaswamy. I’m a 41 year old Indian indoamerican (western culture fan for you foreigners). I brand and wrangle cattle on my ranch, and spend my days perfecting the craft and enjoying superior American passtimes. (Barbeque, Rodeo, Fireworks) I train with my branding iron every day, this superior weapon can permanently leave my ranch embled on a cattle’s hide because it is white-hot, and is vastly superior to any other method of livestock marking. I earned my branding license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak English fluently, both Texas and Ohio dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their cowboy code, which I follow 100% When I get my American visa, I am moving to Dallas to work in an oil field to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a cattle wrangler for the Double Cross Ranch or an oil rig operator for Exxon-Mobil! I own several cowboy hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I rebel against my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wih me luck in America!
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>>544713730I think i have mentioned this before, but i think the reason why many jeets support right parties is cuz they have daddy issues, and they see male father figure in right wing leaders
are jeets even allowed to touch a cow or herd them, or is that disrespectful to lord vishnu
>>544713930Indians are all submissive faggots. I mean it only took a few thousand English to subjugate your entire population
>>544713897Is this the Indian version of apples?
>>544713948I mean ofcourse you can herd them, and no lord Vishnu doesn't mind herding. You just cant eat it, but i find it a bit hypocritical. Cuz one needs to realize that beef is a direct byproduct of milk production process.Also, india is like the 2nd largest beef exporter, though its buffalo meat, not cow meat
>>544713995Well technically, brits arrived at a time when the mughal empire was already in its end. With no major centralized power left and the country left extremely fragmented compared to its past. Its no surprise brits were able to conquer the subcontinent.
Don't care, I'm voting for loose as a goose Upton. She understands that I as a 40 year old man, deserve teen pussy.
>>544713930>i think ... i think ...cuzYou seem like a real smart guy, glad to have you on board.
