Say his name.
>>544715207Hamburgered helper.
>>544715207that's a fat ass
Indelible Hippocampus
THE SUBHUMAN BULLET!
>>544715207Elijah
>>544715253
>>544715207momentimum
Poor damn black folx can't catch a single damn break at these amusement parks they need to stop going until they fix this shit
Splat Albert.
>>544715207We already know his name
Spalt Albert two: butt chack on a choo choo.
webm?
El goblino americana
>>544715993You want to watch somebody die?
>>544715993The photos came from the automatic photo machine. There is like 3 more, some of the are funny as hell.
>>544715831More than likely he didn't follow the safety protocols because I ain't letting Whitey tell me what to do or the Carney knew or didn't.
Legit a cute butt. I bet he’s so fat his weenie looks like a lil’ tootsy roll and he hasn’t even seen it under all the belly fat in a decade.
>>544716031> SomeoneYou new here anon? It's only sad when its a person.
>>544715993Best you're gonna get.
>>544716043his niece said he seemed to pass out before he fell out it can't be a coincidence also the park is run by braindead young niggers who don't do their job when it comes to checking restraints they aren't made for a big guy like that to go deadweight but the restraint coming all the way open is the part that needs the most explaining
>>544715993And here's the hole he left in the roof. That's everything I got
>>544715989Or the nigger that flew.
In the absence of video footage, the news covered the story for a bit and then quickly moved on. We can only hope that some lawsuit from the victims family forces the park to turn over surveillance footage of the incident, but that's going to take a while regardless.
>>544715207AAAAAAAAAAAA
>>544716031People die every second man. Don't be fearful of a fact of life. Better to accept it as a fact and steel yourself to do what needs to be done when action matters.
>>544715207Assy NigeeIt was the rollercoaster's problem.
Air Jihad......blam dassit yo, de best funk dey know its fo real yo.....
>>544716917Damn... Thats a good one.
>>544716917
>>544716917Glad I clicked the thumbnail
>>544716917>Soon
>>544717599I wonder why they explode. There is nothing in a roller coaster cart that can explode.
>>544715207>Who you calling a cracker now!
There's some esoteric shit about his post on FB or Insta or whatever of rolling papers next to a coaster or something. There's more to it. Spooky.
>>544716119>>544716185fuck man I can't stop laughing. I'm a piece of shit. RIP
>>544717599Man I would stack those 'launched loop with incline and reverse return to station' steel rollercoasters all down the main walk and rake in boatloads of cash. Maybe I have a little tribe in me.
>>544716407that family is gonna be retard rich. didnt splat albert's parents get 9 figures?
>>544718871>didnt splat albert's parents get 9 figures?Yep. And Six Flags is larger company than that lowbrow Orlando bootleg themepark.
>>544718380Did you miss this face?>>544716497
>Biggie Falls>Splat Albert 2: Ejected Jigaboo>Jim Throw>The Fed Baron >The Flying Ape>Buckshot>Cannonball Coleman>Trebuchavius >Fatman: The Died
>>544719594> Ejected jigaboo. I think we have a winner.
>>544715368Indelible hippopotamusFtfy
