>UK's gaps in Arctic defence leave it open to Russian attacks, committee warnshttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cmj471wgpky7o>Websites go dark worldwide after critical flaws are exposed, leaving up to 70% of sites open to attackhttps://www.dailymail.com/sciencetech/article-16227089/php-data-theft-flaw-hackers.html>UK alcohol supplier plunges into administration after 27 years - over 25 jobs losthttps://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2259301/uk-alcohol-supplier-administration>California’s ‘cult-like’ AI movement infiltrates British politicshttps://archive.ph/pWrTh>Jeffrey Donaldson investigated over alleged rape in UK parliamenthttps://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026/oct/21/jeffrey-donaldson-investigated-alleged-rape-parliament>ADHD and diabetes drugs to be tested in pioneering Alzheimer’s studyhttps://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/alzheimers-dementia-treatment-atomoxetine-adhd-metformin-b3071183.html>Met Police target London car boot sales and hundreds of shops in crackdown on retail crimehttps://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/met-police-retail-crime-arrests-car-boot-sales-b1301854.html>Judges handed more powers to punish killers absent from sentencing hearinghttps://www.itv.com/news/2026-10-21/judges-handed-more-powers-to-punish-killers-absent-from-sentencing-hearing
Top 10 Brit/pol/ melties
>>544734614Wouldn't put it in the top 5 though.
>>544734797Just read the posts in the image, the seethe is off the charts. WSIS (Wigger Starmer Inadequacy Syndrome) is real.
>>544734844*smacks lips*
>>544734614The one when nonce revealed he pays for onlyfans and got bullied off the general for 2 weeks was funnyAnd when ginge booted nonce from discord for posting seapea and cancelled the links(never recovered)And the one when nonce thought he had a gf and then got ghosted for being fat and ugly and then sent 70 paragraphs of cringeThink that happened another couple times aswell
>>54473461429/10/26
Business idea: nonce stings but instead of paedos you bait furries to come meet your dog
lil inadequate seether is in? kek, lel, jej, my sides. carnt contain my larfter ngl. creasemaxxing
Done him kek
>You thought you were comin ere to meet a border collie, but it weren't Fido you were talkin to, it were me!
>>544735052>>544735156https://www.thelancet.com/journals/lancet/article/PIIS0140-6736(22)01487-8/fulltext
>>544735052Whew lad, almost forgot people actually have sex with animals. Do you even go to prison for doing it? Feel like I've never heard a story like that.
>>544734614#1 melty, no contest>its fuuuckefhttps://vocaroo.com/12dJsHNvaGit
>>544735229It happens.https://www.examinerlive.co.uk/news/west-yorkshire-news/huddersfield-teenager-admits-trying-sex-34696137https://www.thetelegraphandargus.co.uk/news/18888291.amp/https://www.kentonline.co.uk/sevenoaks/news/man-35-doesn-t-know-why-he-had-sex-with-male-pony-346347/
Me>brahminian princeoverseeing and thinking upon all the benchotery and tormoil of the sea of seethe knowing that trying to struggle or let it overwhelm me is like fighting the wind
>>544735229>Do you even go to prison for doing it?https://www.lbc.co.uk/article/depraved-man-jailed-sex-pet-chickens-wife-filmed-him-bradford-DWyk2Z_2/Consider this next time you think of getting a box meal from bossman.
>>544735229>ere, what you in fo ya bastid?>er...
>>544735218I remember the case from France where the fags fucked a poodle and gave it monkeypox, mental
woke up creasing yesterdaybrushed my teeth creasingate brekky creasingwent about me business an was creasingcame home an creaseddid some housework an was creasinggot ready for bed creasingwent to sleep creasingan now im here properly creasing
Now I'm here properly cringing t bh.
>>544735156>She were just a puppeh
>>544735578don't kill the crease vibe
>>544735367>fuckin'......
>>544735578He having another melty? I tend to filter on sight due to cringe.
>>544734844Just imagine how big the chimpout would be if the nigs ever got wind that he'd been murdered to save the face and career of a couple of old jewish women.
>Nigg is a small coastal village and parish located on the Easter Ross peninsula in the Highlands of Scotland
GCHQ reptilians not happy about creasemaxxing ngl
corrrrrrr I've done you in#justcrease
Women like big lads even if you're a bit ugly, nobody likes skinny lads
>Indian certification authority eMudhra has defended the laughably weak private keys it used to sign some digital certificates it issued, and suggested others should share the blame for the incident.Izzat in tatters.
>>544735685It's a failure of the NHS really when you think about it, there's managers on hundreds of k pratting about doing fuck all while proper dribbling mental cases are just released into the community with a gaming pc and a thumbs up
don't blame it on sunshinedon't blame it on mooblightdon't blame it on good timesblame it on crease
>>544735977Pube does.
Where do I secure myself a Russian woman? Just come to realise this is actually what I wanted this whole time. Not one of these supermodel ones, just a very average Russian woman. Maybe at a push I can go Ukrainian.
>>544736387russia is a banned word here, expect a nato missile to hit your house within 20 minutes
>>544736387Probably Russia.
Wind him upWatch him go
Public hearings scheduled for 14th December.
>>544735977>Women like big ladsReally?
>>544736387You been hacked m8. Update windows defender and restart.
>>544735986>The private keys were 4, 56, 66, 115, 155, 156, 230, and 237i've read that they completely misunderstood what 384-bit entropy was and thought it meant to use numbers 1-384im SO GLAD the west outsourced it support to such a smart brahmin nation
>ooooooo the covid jab is dangerousWell Ive had 23 of the boosters and no Covid. Take that ya conspiracy nuts
Kid killer Kieran having another melty.
>>544736847>“A flaw in the KGC caused a wrap/unwrap step to produce a second set of weak keys alongside the original strong keys,” the statement claims. “The weak keys were the ones published to the browser root stores. eMudhra is working to establish the root cause.”>The company then gets a tad defensive.>“These roots and issuing CAs have gone through independent audits for two years in a row and have been in browser trust lists since mid-2025,” the statement adds, seemingly shifting some blame to auditors and other stakeholders
>>544736971sir please, the global izzat is being redeemed today, no needful on our part
>>544736893>>544733481It would Be A Shame if they were to somehow "Form A Crisp."
>>544737010Innit. Found these on an altchan, bit shit but also funnyhttps://vocaroo.com/191tpZ93TbJihttps://vocaroo.com/1kHVWW9ywgQr
>>544737210Setting fire to his fart?
>>544734366>>544734614Hey im new here, can someone give me a TLDR on relevant thread lore so i can better adjust to my new GCHQ desk job?
>>544736867Yep, totally normal procedure... What I do find interesting about this is that they put antisemitism above racism. Being an antisemite is the gravest evil in the world. He strikes your child as he cries about antisemitism
So now that the Ukraine war is going to be winding down, will prices go down for food? Fertiliser should go down, raw materials e.t.c. Not immediately but they should shouldn't they? Fucking hope so because it's stupid how much everything is these days.
>>544737210Fun fact, takes about a minute of flame before the fire starts using fat deposits as fuel.>>544737303Depends, are you a nigger or do you tongue nigger anus?
>>544737303edit of keir starmer as a wigger caused massive seethe
>>544737210
>>544737416David Jason is a nonce
>>544736387Do you have any idea how cloud-9 high is basically every russian womanoid whore on their own post-sovjet farts?? They are generally extremely unbearable for anything else than fucking and forgetting
>>544737432>5th of SeptemberCorr you're on top of the news aren't you la'?
>>544737303Ask about the "good lads" discord your grasses have going on they'll fill you in.
>>544737432Pink Ladies support Blue Babies
>>544737582It wasn't Pink Ladies, it was only Orla because she is the one who ran that account. Lass was on the wine.Also posting a thread from a month and a half ago, out of the blue, for no reason with no comment attached.I see what you're doing GCHQ la'.
>>544737336>So now that the Ukraine war is going to be winding downlol
>>544737654>It wasn't [X] it was [the bird what runs X]Are you dim?
anglos are NOT white, friendly reminder
>>544737728He's having a psychotic episode
>>544737336
>>544736387>Russian womanGood luck with that.
>>544734614For me its Fat Andy
>>544737728There are many women who represent the Pink Ladies, Susan Hall being one. Are you fucking retarded GCHQ?Orla deleted the account because she was posting what she personally thought, using it as a personal platform when it wasn't what the org overall believed in.Yeah you're a doodoo head.
>>544737336M8 normies are paying more than ever and didnt do shit about it. This is the new norm.
>>544737432It would be nice if you could upload your consciousness to a cloud so for one day you could understand how women and also troons think.
>hopped IP>still seethingPathetic.
>>544737961>>544738053The fact there were no fuel protests over diesel hitting £2 when even in the early 2000s there would have been blockades and people protesting at the pumps shows you, tells you how placid people have become.
>>544738040>There are many women who represent the Pink Ladies>Orla deleted the account because she was posting what she personally thought, using it as a personal platformSo they're also a represented by retards, got it.
>>544736387Perfection in mediocrity is an illusion you cant win
>>544737989What about used car saleman Andy.
WHY IS THERE 3 BRIT/POL/S??
>>544738185>So they're also a represented by retards, got it.
https://files.catbox.moe/a6543r.mp4
>>544737303You'll need to right click on your desktop and select, create new folder, first. Give it name, like "incel work". Then you'll need to copy and paste the "humdinger organic memes" picture album folder on the usb your recruiter should have provided you with into that folder; the ones that are sort of racist and offensive but not because it's counter terrorism intel related. If you can get that done this afternoon we can move onto to how to use the folder tomorrow.
>>544738249The bakers managed to get away from their tard wranglers.
>>544737112Just an average Englishman.
>>544736387lmao russian women are awful they're money hungry peasants and some of the dumbest creatures to walk the earth, i'm still debating which breed of woman is worse, american women or russian, i think in america at least you could find a good southern girls
>>544738358>Just an average Englishman.the real Englishmen are on the same level with niggers larping as "english", thoughso what's the diff, exactly?
>>544738348Deano!
>>544738377A Russian woman literally just sent a British idiot lad to die on the front so she could claim his pension, and this was after he was taking care of her 3 kids from other fathers
>>544734844the zestiest of youth protesters
>>544738252She's not going to shag you, bruv
>>544738377>peasantskek, zero self-awareness https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norman_Conquesthttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Influence_of_French_on_English
>>544734366Black men make it so we can live as we do now.
>>544738531>bruv
>>544738241I like this
>>544738315Cool. Cool.
>>544737210What a fucking horrible way to go. The fuck.
Based on the current climate in the UK, how likely are the users of this board to involve themselves in grassroots direct action? Do any of you hold an serious convictions that might benefit from talking to one of our team here at Prevent? Remember: we're here to provide support if you feel like you've been radicalised by extreme political content online. Judgment-free advice can be further accessed from your GP. Stamp Out Hate in 2026.
>>544738499jesus
>>544738377>i'm still debating which breed of woman is worse, american women or russianenglish women is worse, and angloid nu-"males", such as yourself, are even worse
Whenever I have a kitkat and a cup of tea I dip one of the kitkat fingers in the tea, wait for it to melt for a second then I draw a swastika on the bottom of the mug, I can't see what I'm doing coz of the tea, but I'm getting pretty good at it now. Makes mother seeth. I've fuckin told her to do proper roast potatoes for Sunday dinner instead of (((aunt Bessie's))) frozen roasties or I'll fuck it at the wall again AND continue to draw swastika's at the bottom of tea mugs with kitkats
Kek
Reckon it was pakis?
>>544738810get her punched in the back of the headthat'll learn her
>Slave away for decades for Mr Shekelstein>Meanwhile...We live in a simulation.
>>544738855What was it a war memorial? Also yes.
>>544738874And still can't sell my entire Garbage Pail Kids collection, what a pisser.
>>544738839they're also considering adding the licence fee to our internet bills, the swines
>>544738348Kerrygold. Unsalted.
>>544738810Stop flexing your superpowers
>>544739062Cunts
>>544738777https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c60e325g7p87oShe wasn't even fit
>>544734614Final Boss Burnham
>>544738795i know some really nice english women actually, american women are all obnoxious loudmouth girl bosses that have had a thousand cocks by the time they're 14
>>544738810That bitch still bringing you Jewish fish and chips and Bombay bad boy pot noodles?
>>544738942Yep. Howden, Yorkshire. If you go to Google maps and search for golden cottage, Howden then go into street view you can see it.
>>544739152>The previous government's plan to make a digital ID compulsory for Right to Work checks was abandoned in January 2026 and officially cancelled in July 2026
>>544739305Kek, you believe that?
>>544738855In Howden? Didn't know they really even had pakis that way, maybe if they came from Hull or Scunthorpe.
What do UK and Spain have in common?
>>544739238its fkin jew food mosely would give her the rope and so will I if she does (((fish and chips)))
>>544739396Everywhere has them now, everywhere. 5million of the fuckers of every persuasion since 2020 alone through the Boriswave.
>>544739389I don't have a digital ID, so yeah I do believe they cancelled it. Will they ever try again? sure, if labour remains in power quite probably.
>>544738795I thought the English were actually the normans and you like the normans.Get your story straight.
>>544739181>american women are all obnoxious loudmouth girl bosses that have had a thousand cocks by the time they're 14so just like angloid women? the only difference that their women take up nigger cocks up their arseholes and your paki ones, lmao -- a bunch of disgraceful subhumans
i can feel a storm coming
>>544739495>I thought the English were actually the normans and you like the normans.no, English are the enslaved white niggers of the Normans, merely
>>544738773>Stamp Out Hate>with your hate
>>544739473>if labour remains in power quite probably.Naivety. The decision to tokenize your ass was made in the privy council not in the parliament.
>>544739538I would like very much to give her a double whammy, if you follow my meaning
>>544739152he looks like a failed 1980s rapper why do we hand over all powers including dissolving parliament to someone based on their parents
>>544739617Haha, yeah, same...
>>544739617Thats the face she pulls when it goes up er bum by mistake.
