and why did he hack 4chan yesterday?
>>544735158anus jeets eat poop.
>>544735158Because of gay nigger tranny aids
>>544735158This is so much bigger than 4chan. You newfags are not ready in the slightest.
>>544736033but who is he?the hacker known as PHP
>>544735158>>544736152it's mei am the hacker known as PHP
>>544736033did they hack 8kun too or what?
>>544735158hid full name is Pro Hacker PHP which shortens to PHP
>>544736152>>544736323>>544733959
>>544736315are you related to pcp?
>>544735158>who is PHPNotoriously shit scripting language developed by literal Israeli jews. It even had an untranslated Hebrew token name in an error message ("paamayim_nekudotayyim").
It's an AI virus released by Soros.>for whatTo create chaos in the internet.
Kowalski enters a dark room with his partner, in the room sits a young Asian woman wearing cat ear headphones and purple hair highlights who is playing a video game. Kowalski clears his throat loudly, causing the woman to jump and the screen quickly switches from video game to an overhead map of the city. She looks at Kowalski, then eyes the younger partner from head to toe before letting out a small, high-pitched “Hmm”“Can I… help you?”“Need you to run a trace, PHP” Kowalski says flatly. The woman shrugs, then points to the doorway nonchalantly and says “Leave it with the intern and we’ll get back to you”. Kowalski grunts, then looks to his partner. The partner pulls out his phone and shows the woman what looks to be images with “4CHAN” written them.The woman’s eyes widen, she gasps, and says “How… how did you get this?”. Kowalski grunts again. “Just run it”. The woman picks up the phone delicately with two fingers and begins typing. Green cipher text appears on her screen as words like “OVERRIDE” and “BYPASS” appear. “Huh. Too easy. Almost TOO easy…”The words “BACKTRACE DETECTED” flash on the screen as an image of a smiling green frog appears, a smug look on its face. “COUNTER-VIRUS DOWNLOADED” appears on the screen. The woman begins typing furiously. “I’ve rerouted the DMZ IP backtrace to the firewall and injected a worm trojan code to slow him down. I’ve got a trace though. I just need to generate a secure server in C++ to breach the Unix LAN“The frog appears again, this time it’s drawing its hand back in a fist as if to punch. “Backtrace running… he’s in New York… Paris… Dubai… Tokyo. Man, he’s fast!”“Tel Aviv… got him! He’s in Israel!”. A skull and crossbones appears on the screen before the computer shuts down.“I…I…” the girl stammers.“What does that mean?” The partner asks demandingly.“It means he knows we’re on to him.”
>>544736361wow this is ultra retarded, vulns get found all the fucking time, slop or not.slop is just a good way, FAR from perfect, to find vulns since it works in 'randomly throw shit at the wall until it sticks' at very hihg speeds.
>>544736630This is even bigger than just the PHP problem. Vulns are popping off left and right, publicly listed. Something is happening. Go take a peek at /g/:>>>/g/110122482
>>544736931anon, /g/ is even more retarded on tech than /pol/ is on politics.please dont listen to them
>>544736931This is the alien picture all over again isn't it? You're gonna do this for years now. The internet was fine yesterday. Only 4chan was down. But since you live here from your perspective the world experienced catastrophe and only you know the truth. You'll never provide real proof of anything. That would destroy your view and thus your self. Please do the needful and get away from this place until you're centered. It is mind poison. Not unlike old Tumblr.
>>544736454She should have rollerbladed away at the end
>>544736315No, you are jai je pay...
>>544736315why'd you do it?
>>544735158Paul Harrell, ProtectorIt was a one day of silence memorial for him
>>544736315yeah why'd you do that... tell us now
>>544735158Pretty Huge Penor aka BHC (Big Hacker Cock)
>>54473732970% of the internet uses PHP and was exposed by this hack. 4chan went down but that doesn't mean others weren't compromised.
>>544737768>turns 360 degrees and rollerblades away
PAJEETHACKING PROGRAM
>>544735158I have bad news, it's Pro Hamas PedofilesAka Hasan Abi aka lil chunk nephew aka shocktober 7th
>>544735158PHP, or commonly known on the street as Pro Hustla Playa was a real G who dun got shot 13 times afta smokin 2 keys dope
>>544735158No attack has been made, but a warning of "vulnerabilities". The vulnerabilities of PHP core engine were real, but CISA immediately "saw it first" and posted the warning in the morning.Although this is a normal thing to do, like the state saying to its people that there's a potential tornado incoming, but this one was strange as fuck. I personally think that they did it to see how society reacts to local and international government alarmings. To see if people are still in the matrix. PHP being "responsable of 70% of the internet" is largely a myth. Indeed, there's a lot of trash or recycled webpages that are no longer being maintained, but somehow officials count these trash webpages as "internet". It very much looked like a simulation.
>>544743818The hardest nigga in the hood is Cash Money, that’s why niggers talk about him so much>Yo lemme get that money>I need Cash, nigga. Money.>Yo that’s my Money >Where’s my fucking Money>I ain’t got no Money>Whypipo stole all my Money
>>544735158Punjabi Hindu PajeetA real menace
>>544736414Typiski
You've ruined the internet. Congratulations. It will only get worse.
>>544735158PH(at)P(hrog)
You down with PHP?
>>544744103There are billions of jeet scam websites that exist as a duplicate of another page. For every legitimate company page there are like 10 vibe coded, fraudulent jeet duplicates. They have to make like 10 copies, the scam websites are so shitty that a scambaiting YouTuber can obliterate them in seconds using security flaws that are now commonly accepted and probably patched years ago. It’s like if someone tried to use a WinNuke or a blaster worm on a Windows 10 machine only to have the guy running the machine send it right back to you and crash the fuck out of any cobbled together jeetware.
>>544735158nigger
>>544735158That's Putin's hacker name
>>544744755You are absolutely correct. This begs the question that why everyone and everywhere was highlighting that fact?To see how the goyim react to worldwide alarms.
>>544735826No one bathes in the Ganges river, Sukhdeep, except fecaloid memeflag posters
>>544744111Is he related to Clyde Cash
>>544745104The scam websites are even advertised on Google. Google doesn’t give a fuck as long as you pay them. It’s the same on YouTube. Both companies have a jeet CEO, this should hardly be surprising.As more and more jeets begin to inhabit the internet (we’ve still got 60% of 2 billion more to go), the more it will begin to resemble a closed scam ecosystem where there’s a 50/50 chance that any user you interact with will be a jeet, and a 50/50 chance of that original 50/50 that he’s actively trying to scam you, and a 100% chance that he’s using AI to do it. The cultural concept of izzat mixed with the anonymity and reach of the internet is terribly underestimated.In the context of security flaws making front page news, it will simply stop happening. It’ll be so commonplace after the jeetification of the internet and will probably take down 100 jeet scams and 1 legitimate website so it’ll hardly be newsworthy.
>>544735158I SMASHED THE HACKERS BALLS WHILE HE WAS TIED TO A CHAIR AND THE GOYMAN DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ;3
>>544736454
>>544745898>Spain: Your resistance only makes my penis harder>Britain: Congratulations! You are being rescued. Please do not resist as I partake in the local custom, to avoid offending the natives, of course>Australia: SHEEEEEEEIT
