https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiWzolcNlBw
Here is the docket
This nigga said "Febuwawy"Him reading is kind of sad
>rehab and work releaseMake him take some reading classes tooOh shit Meemaw said it
TYBGood to be back after yesterdays fiasco.
>>544738885What happened yesterday?
I hope Pete is OK, he was here yesterday.
>>544738384Nothing seems to be happening?
>>544738934Site was down, at least for me. I figured it had to do with the encryption thing fucking up.
>>544738934Yesterday was a fairly standard day. Pretty long too.
>guys with yellow fever will see this and go "Wow what a goddess!"
>>544739235Kind of reminds me of a Genghis Khan concubine. Wide jaw having bitch.
>>544739015Yeah, I watched by myself and it was not the same. I can't believe jeets took down the Internet with 4 as a password.>>544739235I would let her make me fried rice if you catch my drift
>>544739235
>>544739357Same here. I watched until lunch time and then turned it off. Not the same without the frens and it wasn't too eventful either.
His litigation is fucking law studentsThis is going to be a long drawn out hearing with a lot of bullshit filler speechesYes yes he's a changed man and what not
>>544738885Good morning, anons. I was bummed that /pol/ was down yesterday. It was a solid episode. Anyone else see the sheboon wife after she gave her 15 minute speech about what an upstanding citizen her man is, just for him to get revoked anyways? Lol she put her hands up and started celebrating because she thought "revoked" meant something good.
>>544739764Shit, I missed that one. I was only half-listening yesterday and turned it off at lunch. Was bummed about the outage too.
>>544739764What a mixed up couple they were.He looked like a strung out junkie and she looked like an office lady.All of her claims sound like bullshit. Yeah some delivery service manager nigger learning Spanish and Chinese is farfetched as hell considering what he was in for.But yeah she was like "What dat mean?"
>>544739764>Anyone else see the sheboon wife after she gave her 15 minute speech about what an upstanding citizen her man is, just for him to get revoked anyways? Lol she put her hands up and started celebrating because she thought "revoked" meant something good.That was for sure the best one of the day. Eric Age was his name of anyone wants to watch it. She was very well spoken and I think the board missed a chance for a redemption arc. He was on the Dean's list FFS!!!
>>544740168>Yeah some delivery service manager nigger learning Spanish and Chinese is farfetched as hell considering what he was in for.Ni hao vato was probably the extent of it
Brian's friends gave him the nickname "Givesme"
>>544740254That pic is amazing.
>Father is named Jerry>We shall name her "Jerricka"
>>544740254>>544740468Kek, it really is amazing>>544740473Makes sense
>>544739908It was one of the last ones iirc. Got a solid kek out of me. >>544740168Yeah, it was really fake and performative. The jailnig looked just as cracked out as the day he went in probably. I love when you can tell how badly they want to violently chimp out & kill the board, but have to pretend they're civilized & successfully rehabilitated so they don't fuck up their next opportunity also.
>>544740468>>544740701I really enjoy Mount Prolapse myself.
The first paralegal chick in this hearing was really annoying. She sounded like she was reading to a preschool class. Like she failed at being a teacher so she had to become an attorney.
>muh victimsCarol is a tough customer bros.
>son of a simp
>Based old lady singlehandedly BTFO the other two nigger-loving board people. Kek. Get back in your cage, chimp.
The parole project is there for a white guy. That is unusual.
Every time they bring up their TIGER score, all I hear is picrelated.
Did he say he killed his own baby kid? Carol's going to eat this guy's ass alive.
Imagine being in Angola for killing a baby. I bet this guy's had a bad time.
>>544742718>>544742782I hope you're right, anon. This retard needs to rot behind bars. Less of a danger to society than a nigger. But still. Once an unstable sperg, always an unstable sperg. I would kms if I was that much of a piece of shit. Not excitedly beg for my freedom and talk about how great & reformed I am now.
>Another studentI was making some lunch what did this old fuck do?
God, why does every lawyer foid talk like she's reading/selling a children's book??
>>544743361These are law students that's why
>>544743278Sperged out, shook & threw his baby boy because he wouldn't stop crying.
The final boss of the buffett table
>>544743424Only fair that we shake him to death in retaliation
/lpbg/ drinking game called Drinking For A Change.Everybody drinks when: >Anyone says "full accountability" or "full responsibility">A ceiling bird chirps>Meemaw gives a shout-out to the victims and tells them where to report an abuser>Prator chews on his glasses>Chucky mispronounces something>Sexecutive session>Plantation Randy shows up in opposition>Kerry the Slugger shows up for support>Prisoner mentions getting raped>Prisoner chimps outWhat else?
>>544743508Based and reciprocal death penalty pilled.
It always irks me that people still believe in the benevolent inmates that punish the worse offenders because in that world this baby killing faggot would be dead by now.
>>544743656Ha! Good list.
>>544743656>Chucky mispronounces somethingAre you trying to kill us at an exacerbated speed kek
>>544743656I'd like to add "Person saying inmate is a changed person now" and "Someone mispronounces affidavit"
>>544743885>"Someone mispronounces affidavit"Alpha Davis sounds like a European car that breaks down a lot
>>544743885>Alpha DavidEvery time kek
Would be epic if this guy dropped the spaghetti right now and flipped the table and started screaming I'M A CHANGED MAN WHY CAN'T YOU PEOPLE SEE THAT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>The first thing a baby sees when this guy is let out
Based Meemaw coming in clutch
>>544744240Fuckin grim reaper of the board, bro. If I was up for parole, she's the last person I'd want ơn my panel.
>>544743656Based lpb lore noticer. But...>getting inevitably shit-faced before 10:00 AM Eh, maybe on an evening rerun watch.
>>544744240I fucking LOVE that hardass old lady, bros
>>544744240Meemaw remembers the good times. Back when criminals were punished. She's a Depression Era Gangsta.
>HeymannEarly life check?
>gets asked why he's in prison>goes into his rehearsed speech insteadFucking kek
>>544744877ECW ECW ECW
>>544745113What's ECW my nigga?
Lily Heyman takes SSRIs, drinks and fucks niggers nightly. Guaranteed.
>>544745225Older lefty white women are the worst. Is that a shower stall behind her?
When a white person shows up with a black inmate I never know if they are opposition/victims or nigger lovers But with the name Heymann and that nose I'm sure she's there as support
>>544745225>>544745343Now she is crying
>It's pronounced "Hymen" Of course it is... This emotionally unstable bitch is insufferable.
>>544743656I would like to start my day without getting shitfaced before noon
Oh she wants him out for cheap slave laborTypical Jew
huh huh Hymen
Andrew "Murder your date" Hundley
>>544745478Don't let the alcohol Jew control you. Qutting drinking was the best decision I ever made, after quitting smoking. When you quit drinking, the fog lifts and you see the world for what it is: A jewish controlled cabal that protects Donald Trump while he rapes kids.
>>544745521why is she crying?
>>544745329Probably a shrine to all the black men who've defined her life behind that curtain. >>544745421Christ, she's literally fucking bawling, while everyone else's demeanor is so nonchalant. Would be great if this turned into the board calling the cops and Baker Act'ing her unstable ass.
>>544745735because women think that if they cry, they get what they want. In her case, she wants a big black dick inside her. And the parole board is the final boss before she get that.
>>544745735She's thinking about the 6 gorillion
>>544745721how did you quit drinking? i need help
>>544745735the parole board is about to break her Hymen
>>544745735A stunning & brave black man is being oppressed by white cis patriarchy, AND YOU'RE LAUGHING???
>>544745842Read this: https://www.amazon.com/Allen-Carrs-Easyway-Control-Alcohol/dp/1848374658?hvadid=80401998412708&hvnetw=s&hvqmt=e&hvbmt=be&hvdev=c&hvlocint&hvlocphy=103640&hvtargid=pla-4584001477405707&psc=1Then you will never drink again.
>How can the law lock up such a beautiful black man for dealing drugs
White woman cries while trying to get nigger out of prison. A truly contemporary American tale
>>544745927thank you
Memaw talking about progrums
Lmao Chucky thinks her name is funny too
That face getting validation from a black man
>>544745842I unironically prayed about it. Christ is King. I was never a day drinker, but I would drink every night until I basically passed out. I thought I was sleeping...uh uh. The first three days were rough as far as sleeping. But now my sleep quality is great and that alone makes quitting worth it. No desire to go back to drinking either. Life has improved in many other ways as well. Have not had a drink since Jan. 8 of this year. The motivation was seeing my best friend die of cirrhosis. Not a good way to go.
>>544746070I would say good luck, but you don't need it. It's actually very easy to quit. You just got to not be a pussy about it.Remember, you have NOTHING to lose, and EVERYTHING to gain. You do not have to fear what life is like without alcohol, because life without alcohol is the best life you can live.
He's a big guy?
>>544745842How much do you drink? You might be able to go cold turkey, you might need medical supervision to stop.
>The way that trashy schizo liberal bitch's face changed when Tillis said the nigger animal needs a saddle on him. kek
I want to punch this old hag in the face. Fucking crying over a nigger who will likely end up back in prison or not granted parole by the governor anyway
>>544746249I just don't like her stupid face desu.
>>544745842Hey dude, I'm not that guy, but I'm like 2+ years off the sauce. I had done outpatient treatment, AA, blah blah blah, nothing stuck. I hit a rock bottom when I lied to my girlfriend about drinking after telling her I was done. She forgave me but after that I really was done. I think what I'm trying to say is what ultimately worked for me was having a reason to stop. Do you have any family, friends, a job, a pet, anything you care about? I didn't care about myself. I wouldn't have stopped for myself. I found that doing it for something external made it much easier. Once I was past the bullshit WDs and the cravings I turned inwards and started doing it for myself. I feel so much better man. And I did all that while worked in the alcohol industry. You're not alone and I believe in you
Oh shit! He a gud boy dindu nuffin wrong! Hallelujah!!!
>>544746179>>544746181>>544746204>>544746340Thank you all
Im in a graduate level economics class right now and there is this big booty white girl and she is explaining Market Surplus and I just want to nail her so bad
I'm still kinda seething about that Hymen whore. You just know she watches like interpretive dance n shit, and views herself as just so wonderful, serene, virtuous... I hope she gets in a freak accident and becomes a limbless fucking stump.
>>544746847let it go my guy. go outside and touch grass or something
>appointed lawyer quits >she>prison mental health team presentYeah he probably tried to beat or rape her
Nigger in handcuffs, good start.
>>544746966>Zoomer NPC took hatred of mentally ill foids personally. Many such cases.
>>544745212An old wrestling org that was absorbed by WWE. They had some really good shit. Look em up.
>>544746975they probably fucked. I used to date a parole agent. She told me so many stories of other POs fucking their parolees and public defenders sleeping with their clients too.
>>544746840Please tell me she is a butterface, because that would be hot.
>>544747604She is not. She is incredibly pretty. The big ass just makes it even better.
what is this guy talking about?
Lacarin had a prior hearing: https://youtu.be/7Zt4C83VxHY?t=4669>>544747691>She is incredibly pretty.I'm sorry anon
>>544747604Man, Greta fell on hard times.
This guy looks like the trailer trash lovechild of Billy Bob Thornton and Bob Odenkirk.
>>544747827There is this MILF in class too and she and I are in the same Thesis cohort. I swear she looks like she hasn't been fucked in at least a year.
>>544747838She is actually a wholesome 4chan success story kek.
>>544747965Stick with the young one fren. Even if she is pretty.
>>544748024>>544747985Uggos and fatties who know their place are a dying breedNow they all think they're a prize
>>544748024Younger one outranks me. As much as it turns me on to think about fucking a woman I have to salute, the MILF is at least my rank.
>>544748024goddamn, can you imagine the stank on that cunt?
>da pruhnimuhlary herring
>>544748245I knew a girl who dressed frumpy and everyone thought she was gross.Turns out she was more hygienic than other girls she just dressed poorly and had bad hair.Massive tits, perky, and wore three wolf moon shirts to hide them Pretty girls are overrated
>I'm asking the questions. You're answering.
>>544748209Sail foams ruined everything>>544748210At least the MILF can probably cook
>>544748482One of the worst things they can do is irk LeDoux She will turn on you pretty quick
>>544748494MILF is married but seems miserable. It just sucks being an officer because I have to keep my nose clean. If I was still enlisted, I would be diving in that snatch so fast
>>544748473I refuse to enter a serious relationship with any woman if she's not a 5 or 6. 7-10s are arrogant, disloyal whores. 0-4s are psycho, insecure and overly-attached.
>>544748473>wore three wolf moon shirts to hide themPatrician taste desu. Reminds me of this skinny swimmer chick that I went to HS with. Decent face but not memorable. Walked by swim class and saw her in a swim suit. Wow, total sleeper with yuge knockers on a tiny frame that she hid with baggy clothes.
>daamn, manhlol. Nigger frustration fuels me.
>>544748648I regret ignoring the nerdy girls Now a days give me a mousey bitch into the same shit as me and with a good personality I'll be all set
>you're a third class offender>yes ma'amlol
>>544749003>I regret ignoring the nerdy girlsSame
>>544743656Oh how could I forget this one? Drink when someone has to be told they're on mute.
No cotton pickin way darkness
oh no, not Randy! I was busy calculating deadweight loss and i didnt see Randy
What did this retard do? I missed it
i cut grass umi pick up trash umfo my mama, she needs me
chucked it up again
>chuck mistake parole for revokation >LeDoux calls Meemaw, Ranatzasta They're ready for their weekend
nigs been in jail for only 2 years and wastes everryones time trying to get paroled
>Stinehmmmm
>>544750423Yeah, I wonder how he even got a hearing. This was a no from the start.
Somebody wrote this nigger a script
>>544750873And he came just to say >I don't care if you let a criminal nigger back out on the streets. I just want my money!
