https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1yQJFA1_1U
Joke's on them. I'm using Starlink, faggots. But seriously, I hope they cut ALL the cables. And if you REALLY want to threaten me with a good time, build a laser the size of a football stadium and start obliterating all those satellites in orbit. Cause the Kessler Effect. REALLY fuck things up.