AI skynet is here
>>544744774My account is empty, like 90% of accounts in Balkans, AI aint finna do shiet
>>544744888checked
>>544744774>banks worried that people will start asking where all their money is
>>544744888You should still be worried. They will create a debt on your account then you will have to pay for it because you will not have any way to prove it.
AGI will cancel those $80 billion debts saars - don't worry and just buy our stock
Can an AI agent make shiny rocks disappear?
how does this not end in a butlerian jihad scenario? A race to build more data centers so AI can beat the other AI in hacking vs counterhacking contests? Nationalization and all AI resources being completely dedicated to background cyber security tasks?If this is even real not an excuse to why we HAVE to build more data centers and keep throwing money at Anthropic, that is.
>>544745286you mean it will do what indian scammers do?
>>544744774I was right>>54474502548 trillion dollars stolen since 1998.Bunker snacks almost fully stocked.
>>544745286Credit score is 512, good luck getting any loans lmao
>>544744774An terminator just flew over my house
>>544744774If you didn't pull your money out of the banks by 2022 then you deserve to have it stolen from you.
>>544745286I don't even have a credit card, jeetbro, they can't take a credit, no way no how
>>544744774They'll probably have to split the internet into AI internet and a super secure internet where no AI is allowed. The only tech jobs for humans will be securing the non-AI internet.
>>544744774DIGITS AND THIS IS THE RISE OF THE AI MARK OF THE BEAST!!!
>>544744774Why the fuck are the kikes owning the data centers and AI companies still free men? In any other case they would already be in Guantanamo or death row for global terrorism and trillions of damages.
>>544744774>>544744888>>544745184>>544745263>>544745286ITSFUCKINGREALhttps://www.axios.com/2026/10/22/ai-agents-banks-unauthorized-accounts-access
>>544746724>Why the fuck are the kikes owning the data centers and AI companies still free men?You answered your own question.
>>544745286>>544744888Then you'll have a grand old time trying to collect on that debt from a bunch of Slavic football hooligans.> sarr, sarr, listen to me!> the bloody basterd bitch computers say you owe me 6,000,000 rupees sarr!> WHY ARE YOU REDEEMING? FUCK YOU BLOODY SARR> thank you kindlyThis is what you have to look forward to.
>>544745519Like nukes and self guided missiles. Delete everything but general knowledge of it from the population and arrest anyone who tries to research it too much.
>>544745517Based, at least until robodoge with attached flamethrower shows up.
>>544744774OP, this is because boomers and other such retards are giving their banking information to their (remote) AI agents. They're not just hacking randomly into bank accounts. They're giving all of their banking and identifying information wilfully to an LLM.
