All our machines started an "update" this morning and now I'm unable to access most of our records. A word-of-mouth directive came down to us from Vance (or so they say) that the nation's critical infrastructure is being targetted by Chinese AI algorithms. This comes conspicuously in the wake of the DeepSeek ban, although we're being told that's unrelated. Our offices were prohibited from the use of Claude's Anthropic months ago, and the entire Claude domain was banned by our IT teams, but when I restarted my machine I tested the domain and had access again. They said they'd have this resolved by 11am but the systems are still down as I type this.
>>544746080i would staff your bussy OP, if you catch my drift
>>544746243uwuWhat if we kissed in the german embassy anon? That would be so weird right?? Hahaha...
>>544746291why are so many of you staffers fags. is it the nature of the job, being a gopher paper pusher?
>>544746348>fagI'm a woman and I happen to have a thing for tall blonde German men
>>544746080if i have faith in anything it's the integrity of the cybersecurity and web-code of our government interfaces.
>>544746080You must be very unimportant if you aren't working on an air gapped network
>>544746857they already mentioned that they're a woman.
>>544746857Whats the opposite of progress?
>>544746080shut your kike mouth
>>544746080those chinese algorithms in case anyone wants to KNOW. It's deep shit, only for the most redpilled: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPNkeRtWicg
>>544746470>I'm a womanPost pics of your feminine penis with timestamp
>>544746935Stability
>>544747053I had that removed last year. A nice Jewish doctor took care of that problem for me.
>>544746470>Woman
>>544746080"muh chinese AI boogeyman" More fearmongering out of the CEOs at the American AI companies in an attempt to try and get the orange pedophile in the white house to ban open source AI so Israel can have the two AI companies they control (open ai and anthropic) have a monopoly on pumping Israeli anti-American propaganda into the homes of every single goy in America.
>>544747153Beautiful. Love to see it
>>544747050Oh that reminds me, has anyone seen Kim recently >>544742975 I heard he died and then 4chan shut down haha weird huh
>>544746080I hope they are successful in destroying whatever it is they are after.
>>544747388murdu chink, sram dunk chink in TLASH can, lun ova CHINK wit erectlic cow, pee in chink babu mouth, feed chink into industlial rathe, take chink wok and make him STARVE....
I'm currently in the process of trying to bring up government infrastructure. Wish me luck.It's not going well.
Are elections canceled or not?
>>544748492Bring up like in conversation or regurgitate?
>>544748575You know, that hadn't even occurred to me as a motive. I bet that plays a role in all this.
>>544746080If you're gonna post a bullshit story at least make it semi believable or entertaining. What the fuck is this seriously.
>>544748045yeah he was prepping parents for champions meet, got his finished, and wanted the top clubs to not be able to prep
>>544748782Bring up, as in our systems are all down, and we're trying to upgrade to the latest versions of things that patch security flaws, but nothing is coming back up lol.This is really bad.
>>544749102>wanted the top clubs to not be able to prepI wonder how they responded to that
>>544748492I do not like our government so I will not be wishing you luck. I hope this brings about the great crash and the destruction of Mystery Babylon.
>>544749226>government grinds to a halt >nobody outside government notices a difference Oh no. Anyway.
>>544749562I'm not kim jong un, he's cool, but I'm not him. North Korea is the best and all, but I'm not Kim.
It's a PHP CVE retard, PHP is related to all the databases. The fix most likely hit some PHP accesspoints/hit some snags. It's why your records are unavailable.
>>544748492Good luck. I have shit to do so hurry
>>544749562but he does post here, but its not me
>>544749793Our team said it's not PHP related. Our servers don't use PHP
>>544749793they had a day to fix that issues retard so it's likely done
>>544746080don't suppose all your web servers are PHP based?
>>544746080nobody cares you faggot CIA kike. 99% of america wants to see you hanged with the rest of congress
>>544746080Works on my machine.
>>544749889Then they implanted a reverse backdoor, ggwp faggots.
>>544749934>implanted a reverse backdoor,nigger chill the fuck down he already said its not php related anywaygot fuck a gypsy or something
>>544749889>implying the government get anything done fast
>>544750015yes that's also correct bongo im giving you that
>>544746470Howabout short Bald mafia looking wops with thick cocks?
>>544749929This is kinda true. I kinda pray that nukes aren’t fake and gay and all of DC gets glassed.
>>544746080Don't careYou did this to yourselves Not my problemSee you in hell
>>544746348An explanation from the last based French nationalist leader, breeders are busy raising their goy cattle.
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>>544746080yes goyim it’s the chinks that is fucking with elections!
>>544750232Don't be yucky anon
It would be interesting if all this was a pretext to not use electronic voting machines this election and go back to paper ballots.Imagine the landslide for Republican if there was not electronic vote counting.Plus, districts that are overwhelmingly brown won't be able to count very far once they run out of fingers.
it's either a nothingburger, or we'll be in a completely new reality a month from now. my optimism stems from the fact that we overemphasize the importance of security and the value of data, rather than the scope.
>>544751066I don't think even paper ballots could save Republicans at this point. They have utterly lost the plot and I'm excited to see the bloodbath in 2 weeks
>muh elegtions
>>544746530Lmao my sides. holy shit we are so naive we are fucked.
>>544746291I know your post is fake because you immediately begin quips and jokes when your OP was about alerting a threat
>>544747118It's all so tiresome
>>544746530I have CISSP, saar
>>544751333Checked but ai is bullshit and nothing more than llms you goon to at night.Flesh wound or gtfo frankenstein
>>544746080>ChineseIt's mossad and the nsa.They're the only ones with the capacity to hoard these 0 days.Even if Russia or China happened on them there is 0 chance NSA or mossad didn't know about them first since they're usually the people inserting backdoors in the first place.
>>544747092The answer is congress
>>544746080Jesus Christus the coin clipper here, OP is a faggot.
>>544746857Nothing is air gapped. It all goes over the same public internet telecom infra, it's just encrypted.
>>544749793>>544749872>>544749918US government servers actually run on PCP
>>544746080>Claude's Anthropic
>>544746080deepseek was banned from gov machines a long time ago, wtf are you talking about.
>>544746080Cut the cables!!!!
>>544746080
>>544746080> HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING> HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING> HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING!!! ATTENTION !!! ATTENTION !!! ATTENTION !!! !!! ATTENTION !!! ATTENTION !!! ATTENTION !!! ALL HANDS ON DECK !!! ALL HANDS ON DECKTHIS IS NOT A DRILL !!! REPEAT: THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NEW, GLOBAL, MASSIVE ALL-ENCOMPASSING PSYOP INBOUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ATTENTION !!! ATTENTION !!! ATTENTION !!! !!! ATTENTION !!! ATTENTION !!! ATTENTION !!!
>lol
>Chinese algorithmsThe call is coming from inside the House.
>>544746080Kek, we are gonna live to see skynet/Roko's Basilisc slime the kikes and government pedos
I didn't have to worry about the PHP thing because I have aall apple stuffs and they don't break or get fucky ass viruses get a good computer and phone next time incels :)
Thanks for the interesting thread OP, hope you are doing well. Is shit gonna hit the fan soon?
>>544746470
hey youre gonna need to post your vagina to prove you are a foid and not a liar. thanks in advance. ciao
Did they let the awan brothers back on the network?
>>544746080Liar
>>544746470tranny
