>>544754423
>lowkey
>memeflag
Kike thread

>>544754518
I talk like that boomer.

>>544754423
decent bait if you used an american or russian flag

>>544754552
Gay

>>544754423
>Why does everyone act like enlisting is L? It’s literally an IRL Battle Royale, but lowkey better. Your whole country funds your build—free food, free gear, and a guaranteed monthly payout for life once you retire. Plus, if you’re repping the French military, the MREs actually slap.
You just run drills, stay ripped, and stack up a solid squad. If a war actually pops off, you’ve already got a massive head start while the fresh spawns are stuck grinding from level zero.

Lamo

New navy seal pasta? I'm feeling it.

File: 1786610290808132.jpg (59 KB, 680x471)

59 KB JPG

>>544754423
Cool, let me know how your respawn goes.

>>544755727
There's no respawn but military is all just drills, and having fun.

Just be skilled enough and you won't die.

File: 1792337236133967.mp4 (1.45 MB, 432x576)

1.45 MB MP4

>>544754423
Picrel is closer to the reality

File: file_000000005e54624387b3(...).png (1.76 MB, 1024x1024)

1.76 MB PNG

>>544754423
Once the midterms are over we won't be *asking* the zoomers to enlist in shit.

>>544754548
Ick

>>544756090
That's just a weak faggot. Not everyone deserves military duh.