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>Tommy Robinson hired detectives to find journalists, court told
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c8x23dlqkl01o
>'Sexually obsessed' killer smirks as he is convicted of murdering student stepdaughter, 19, at her university accommodation
https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16226887/Sexually-obsessed-stepfather-convicted-murdering-student-19-university.html
>Pervert Libyan asylum seeker gropes 15 year-old terrified girl in the street
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2259538/pervert-asylum-seeker-gropes-15
>Government services offline as cyber incident triggers global shutdown
https://archive.ph/2vCkZ
>Tax online sales more heavily to save high streets, Burnham urged
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026/oct/22/save-high-street-tax-online-sales-burnham-urged
>Starmer could be summoned to give evidence at grooming gangs inquiry
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/starmer-grooming-gangs-inquiry-b3071509.html
>Car demolishes monument in market town collision
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/range-rover-east-yorkshire-historic-england-victorian-press-association-b1301951.html
>Barclays to cut 5,000 jobs this year as AI makes work more efficient
https://www.itv.com/news/2026-10-22/barclays-to-cut-5000-jobs-this-year-as-ai-makes-work-more-efficient
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Hope Josh dies painfully today.
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>>544757863
he's been shidding and farding and samefagging all day long, very shamefu
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>>544757633
banned from the classroom but not the bedroom
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>>544757633
star trek sex with shran
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>>544757931
>farding
I've been guffing something rotten since a dodgy kebab i had this morning
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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/QosNfu41j_k
they are on the attack
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>>544757971
The morning star.
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>>544758028
I'll be expecting ranjeet and the lads to be plopping into my bog in a few hours
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>>544757971
>morning kebab
Have some self respect lad kek
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>>544757931
He's such a sad fat fuck, i really do hope he dies.
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>>544758126
It was actually last nights i just chucked it in the air fryer on 200c for 10 mins. Any poo bacteria will have melted away
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>>544757931
Last year he was bragging about his landlord mate giving him his flat.
Now he is homeless, turned to drugs and hanging around with crackheads.
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>>544758304
>hanging around with crackheads
Probably better takes on politics than the zog loving dribblers in this general though.
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>>544758258
I had the image of you rocking up to Karachi Grill first thing on a morning with a newspaper and a coffee kek
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>>544758304
yeah no surprises that a narcissistic fatty gibsmedat would end up in his exact predicament and then try to spin it as a win. The discorders do need roping though or idk gassing or something
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>>544758312
actually kekked
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>>544757633
She’s too big for a classroom now. Their gonna wish she stayed in that classroom.
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>>544758304
Would be kino if they sell him spice and he has a seizure
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Mad that we are Ofcom's biggest enemy.
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Last month i paid £3:50 for a 500ml elbow neck squirty bottle and i will never buy bog roll again. Saving mega bucks after rejecting the andrex jew.
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Lucy White
Jade Warwick
Saskia Teague
And other women calling for deportations and Britain to be majority White.
>no children
What are they doing? Waiting for the perfect man?
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>>544758644
wait you mean water?
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>>544758434
tres chic
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>>544758304
>bragging about his landlord mate giving him his flat.
Weren't they suing the NHS or some bollocks?
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>>544758761
>What are they doing?
Because they're being paid by MI5?
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>>544758763
He's one step away from a bidet.
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>>544758832
>one step away from a bidet
You'll never get it clean at that distance
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>>544758808
Nah just you
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>>544757633
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJGQ1ycrAeU
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>>544758879
Pressure washer. Doubles as an enema.
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>>544758761
>Jade Warwick
phwoar
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Winter weight duvet on.
Cheeky baileys and milk.
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>>544758434
>first one of the day, Abdul!
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cvde8glk94neo
>MP harassed for 'being English' by man who took axe to pub
>A man who harassed a Labour MP for being "English", and claimed he knew where he lived, has been given a suspended jail sentence.
>Michael Glover, 59, left a note on Mid and South Pembrokeshire MP Henry Tufnell's office door in Haverfordwest, Pembrokeshire, on 10 March, and carried an axe to the pub the following day.
>In the letter, which he signed, he also wrote that he had taken "a look around" Tufnell's family home and had "left some presents".
>The MP said he felt "uneasy" that the defendant said he knew where he lived with his family, including his newborn baby.
>Swansea Crown Court heard Glover, who is a wheelchair user and has "complex mental health difficulties", was "frustrated" because of a delay in his application for a blue badge.
>The court heard that CCTV captured the defendant taping a bag, which contained the letter, to the front door of Tufnell's office. He then made "gestures" to the camera before driving away.
See, if spastics know who is English
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>>544758542
it's mad it ever got to this point

someone literally needs to sit down and just rewrite the whole law at this point because we keep ending up in situations like this
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>>544759009
Catherine Zeta-Jones phenotype. Could be Welsh, could be Armenian. The world may never know.
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>>544759151
More like bogged phenotype, lip filler and unnatural cheeks.
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>>544759151
could be the worst one night stand you'd ever have
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Dont be me, dont end up like me
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>>544758644
>durka durka our medieval warlord never heard of toilet paper so now we insist that its superior to drip water on your butt and wipe the shit away with your hand
>durka durka we wouldn’t give a damn about the cleanliness element if not for our retarded desert savage “religion”
>durka durka no I don’t eat with my shit wiping hand, because I’m so clean is why!
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>>544759227
she would be perfect for this guy
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> NEW: Nigel Farage has announced Armed Forces Reserves will pay no tax on the pay they receive
>Reform claims every hour worked as a reserve will be treated as overtime (as it is done in addition to a normal job) and as such there will be no tax on reserve pay
You lads up for dying for Israel already?
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>>544759404
He's a midge.
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>>544759531
that's king midge to you
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>Home Invasions: Are You Ready? Things are Escalating Quickly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UkG2lMgNl8
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>>544759558
Still a midge
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Wanking to pictures of Sandi Toksvig
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>>544759558
Can't believe Napoleon looked like that
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>>544758542
Don't flatter yourself. Nobody gives a shit about this stupid place apart from a handful of sad cases. Ofcom is concerned about the porn posted on gif not your inane drivel.
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>>544759558
I don't give a fuck what he thinks
*walks away like a prick thinking i convey confidence and an aura of don't fuck with me or you'll get twatted*
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>>544759746
that's what attracted josephine
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>>544759687
No you’re not.
Sandi toksvig kills sex the way that herbicide kills plants.
I believe that the very notion of sex flees in terror and burrows underground at the mere mention of Sandi toksvig.
She is the anthropomorphised anti-sex
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>>544759838
I thought it was the fact he had a stable paycheque and she was an ageing single mother?
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>>544759782
>Ofcom is concerned about the porn posted on gif
me too. it's been very lackluster recently
wish ofcom would sort it out
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Jnonce got cucked by alpha crackheads
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>>544759885
nah, it was all about his bossmanmaxxing
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>>544759313
In the desert your wet arse dries in a minute, here, not so much
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>>544759863
>She is the anthropomorphised anti-sex
You meme but

>In 2019, Toksvig said in her memoirs that she was nearly expelled from her Cambridge college at the end of her first year, as the college council objected to her having another woman staying overnight in her room in college.[11]
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>>544759778
strange how they never mention the current slavery of blacks by other blacks in africa
almost like they think Whites are soft and can claim anything from us if they use racism
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>>544759522
Am not getting blow to bits by a drone for anything less than double bubble.
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>>544759863
she has that c of e female priest vibe
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>Safeguard Lead Supporting Survivors of CSE | Catholic | Reform Member | British Army Veteran
slag

https://goyimx.com/claire_adams694/status/2102640160391168027
>Reform councillors in Kent have backed the Brigade of Gurkhas being granted the Freedom of Kent, recognising their extraordinary service within the British Army. Having worked alongside Gurkhas and Nepalese soldiers, I can say they are some of the most professional, kind and remarkable people you could ever serve with. Well done.
giga cringe

>Legal immigrants are still replacing us, send them all back.
>I’d rather send you than them. They’re more than welcome. You? Meh
Vote Reform!

>They are not illegal. Learn history we couldnt win wars without them.
lol, except we haven't won wars for decades
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might panic buy beans
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Jnig has to peep through the spy hole in his bennyhostel fire doors to ensure that no alpha crackhead is around before he dashes to Iqbal's paki shop to buy stolen fridge raiders and dash back to his grotty hovel before anyone sees him, like a rat scurrying behind the bins.
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>>544759965
does that incline one to dingleberry formation?
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>>544760078
be honest its the only blow we're likely to get
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>>544759746
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>>544760119
expecting bean futures to rise?
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cq39870ypgl7o
>Holocaust school lessons to be improved after 'shocking' antisemitism review
Calculators are to be banned. I wonder how the now majority BAME pupils will take it, they have no relation to it or WW2 more generally. All students would be annoyed that instead of time being spent on exam material that helps them get into uni/jobs they instead have to spend hours listening about muh holly
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>>544760119
>nothing actually happens
>britain runs out of food and TP anyway because they told people to worry
>now nobody has any survival rations during an actual crisis
>a crisis they created
CLASSIC
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He bought himself some 2kg dumbells and is gonna work his way up to fighting the head crackhead one of these days. He just needs to play a ton more vidya and smoke more weed and he'll be dolph lundgren in no time
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Start hoarding as much as you can fellas. There's going to be a massive internet blackout in the run up to Christmas and New Years. Could last a few days to a week, could be months. All I know is that it's going to be insane to watch unfold. If you think that the normies reacted bad to Covid this will be a thousand times worse.
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>>544760119
Am curious if panic buying makes a return in the next few days/weeks, depending how much the mainstream news bang on about "muh emergency supplies" like im not just raiding the nearest paki shop as soon as the grid goes offline
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>>544760221
If there's one thing that doesn't get discussed enough in the history curriculum, it's Hitler.
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>>544760221
imagine getting detention for forgetting your holocaust class homework
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>>544760241
hoarding porn, right?
...right?
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>>544759984
Well of course she’s successful with women. It’s easy for even the most repulsive dykes to pull women.
When a woman sees a grotesque dyke kike Sandi she thinks
>oohhh goodie here’s an inappropriate sexual choice that I can make and indulge in forbidden and resented sexual deviancy, and a chance to humiliate a load of men who are waiting for a chance at sharing my time
Whereas when a woman sees a kind and interesting man all she thinks is
>oh no it’s a man, I can’t use him to degrade anybody, this doesn’t make me feel powerful at all
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>>544759778
>"it's time we sit down and discuss how you need to give us stuff"
Cut all aid to africa and they'll be back to throwing spears at each other in 50 years.
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>>544760325
Printed porn and memes are the currencies of the future, the black guy was ahead of the curve
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>>544760333
your first post was sufficient, louis
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>>544760333
>most repulsive dykes to pull women.
I think they more focus on hitting on them, iykwim
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>>544760190
Napoleon would wonder why that chimp is wearing human clothes and talking.
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>>544760344
>they'll be back to throwing spears at each other
did they ever actually stop doing that?
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>Schools are not a place for "making protests and statements about geopolitical events", says the education secretary. Lucy Powell has announced strengthened guidance on political impartiality after a review revealed the scale of antisemitism in English schools.
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>>544760368
Ain’t no Louis, boy
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Macron is probably the most pathetic leader in europe. Even Burnham isn't so wimpy and weak.
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>carry on as normal and get your weekly big shop done, and buy a wind up radio because we've got a warehouse full of em were trying to shift.
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>>544760379
Honestly no. Is there something in your wording I missed?
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>>544760254
I think it'll ramp up now, it might not be covid toilet paper levels of panic buying but shops will start limiting again
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>>544760382
He met and worked with Thomas-Alexandre Dumas, and did not like him at all.
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>>544757633
The red/green traffic light system my local tesco used outside their front doors during covid have gone back up again, what did they mean by this?
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>>544760441
srsly the whole wind-up radio bit is the most oblivious bit of the fucking lot
where the FUCK do you get one of those in 2026?
are these supposed to be some fundamental item we all have?
bit late innit

remember to get a wind-up radio though it's like the internet for your ears!
fuck off you victorian era clownshows
be realistic
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>>544759984
>reportedly the walls were caving in from all the rowdy lesbian sex acts
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Molester Benniemong in?
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>>544760457
Lesbians love domestic abuse
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>>544760543
>remember to get a wind-up radio though it's like the internet for your ears!
kekd
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>>544760128
A swamp-like situation I'd imagine.
>>544760176
Surely Deano will have a bag aha x
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>>544760543
>where the FUCK do you get one of those in 2026?
A little website called Amazon, you may have heard of it.
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>>544760543
literally hundreds on Amazon
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>>544760237
Few more of them half gram 20 bags he'll be right as rain.
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>>544760575
>the internet for your ears!
That sounds horrible, everyone's mong posts read out in some spastic's voice
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surely there's a way to deliver news like this in a nice non-threatening and caring way that doesn't result in turning people into greedy psychotics about it?
>grab some non-perishables in case the lights go out
>grids need work, it happens
then people would be like
>oh some spare cans of beans isn't bad

this is like "if the world ends you're already dead but make sure you have a fucking radio because the internet is not going to exist and the government won't either."
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>>544760574
Oh yeah I get you.
I reckon that’s a result of neither party knowing for certain that the other could pan the shit out of her with ease if pushed which you usually have in normal/straight relationships, combined with the natural violent malevolence of women in general.
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>>544759404
I call this Imaginary Lat Syndrome, or ILS.
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>>544760629
>>544760653
big wind-up radio is making a killing on this
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>>544760543
>>544760575
If you can't make a radio with a penny, a paperclip a random tranny and a bunch of passives, you're a fucking failure.
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>>544760629
>accidently hits the s.o.s siren button
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>>544760543
it's a wind-up
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https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16220501/saint-thomas-minnesota-turning-point-riley-gaines-video.html
>Midwest university rocked over video of blonde student saying 'Go back to your own country!' outside Turning Point USA event
qt
And very right wing of the DM to point out she's blonde, very telling
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>>544760742
>>544759404
Also, checkers instead of chess, not only a physical manlet, but a mental one too!
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>>544760782
oh alright then
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>>544759404

That muscle under the armpit is female, to support female breasts. That's a girl.
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>>544760745
shut up nerd, yours doesn't even have an sos siren or torch that flashes in morse code
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>>544760864
>That's a girl.
would
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>>544760543
>static
>static
>and welcome back to wind-up radio
>here mate, you’ve got something on your tie there
>boink!
>ahahhaha
>I boinked your nose, your tie is actually clean!
>it’s only a wind-up! Wheeeeeey!
>static
>static
>static
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>>544757633

Bongalore Pradesh /pol/ - Praise Supreme Pedophile Lord Shitva edition

https://www.yahoo.com/news/us/articles/migrant-murdered-woman-airbnb-she-164321412.html
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>>544760905
genuinely kekd
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>>544760905
>the world ends and the only radio signals you can get on your shitty little wind-up radio are brit/pol/ shitposts
the horror
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>>544760920
Doesn’t even look human. Looks like some sort of anthropomorphic bat creature.
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>>544760920

Aryan lands blossom when watered with the blood of the two parasitic pedophile enemies of the aryan race: kikeroach pedophiles and indian hindpoo raperats. Kill them all, every last one, even their inbred cockroach children.
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>>544760241
> I have a bookshelf full of books I want to read
> I have a few dozen bottles of whisky
> I have a wife who can cook from scratch and a pantry full of staples
> should be fun watching the shit show happen
> I guess I won't be able to work, so I'll go do some manual labour to get some extra pay on the side
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>Not even waiting until your wife’s body is cold to log on and try to own Nigel Farage. Say what you want about this bloke but he got that dog in him
>Logging on at 7am the morning after to post new antisemitism statistics

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joshua_Bonehill-Paine
What a nonce
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>>544760972
Poles are ahead of Afghanis, pakis, iraqis and somalis?

I don't believe this.
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>>544760905
wind-up radio memes are the new wigger starmer
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>>544760965

That's an evolutionary defense mechanism warning you about hindpoo parasites trying to mimic human form to infest our civilizations to leach, groom, and rape. Hindfleas come from Australopithecus, not homo sapiens.
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>>544760965
>Looks like some sort of anthropomorphic bat creature.
proper lol
maybe she was planning to make him into soup
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>>544757633
She hot though.
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>>544761002
Why do left wingers pretend to care about jews?
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>>544760997
>pantry full of staples
Back in my day we called them larders
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>>544761035

Poland is one of the largest source of jews in the world. It's extremely believable when you realize this. Jews and Poos will always top all rape lists, which is why kikes try to trick us by using things like "rates" which divides a very small number by a small population, and makes it look like a bigger amount of rapes than a 10x larger indian population doing 10x more real rapes.
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>>544761035
read it again
>number of convictions
make sense now?
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>>544761124
would sniff her stinky knickers
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>>544761166
>when a man needs to staple he best know that his cupboard is stocked
>abraham swingline, 1898
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>>544757633
>https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/range-rover-east-yorkshire-historic-england-victorian-press-association-b1301951.html
Local councillor David Howard said of the cross: “It’s in a real mess. We’re trying to work out who owns it, really.”

He said: “It marks the centre of the town and it needs to be put back in some form – restored, repaired, replaced."

LIKELY OIUTCOME:
A) the cross will be restored
B) the cross will be replaced with something non-Christian
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>>544761002
Kek he kissed the Rabbi's penis in prison and got a Shabbos Goy rehabilitation kosher certificate.
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>>544760543
https://reticulum.network/
https://briarproject.org/

what a fucking n00b
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>>544760441
how do I get to britpol on a windup radio in case AI takes out the internet forever
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>>544761325
they should just leave the car there and let a migrant family live in it
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>>544761339
>the emerging genre of ai-assisted political satire
fucking kill me now
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>>544761166
i thought a larder was a cold room and a pantry is just a food cupboard
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>>544761460
what's a lardypants?
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>>544761347
look I know shortwave radios is one of those niche hobbies that accumulates intimidating autism in people
I'm not here to cause an issue with you the radio autism community

I'm just wound up, okay
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Nelson > Churchill
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>>544761516
another name for a yank
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>>544760960
you could finally put all that hand cranking to the good use of charging your phone for HOURS at a time
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>>544761185

Oy vey!!!! That's terribly antisemitic innit? You're supposed to always divide the numbers of ACTUAL RAPES by the numbers of immigrants so we can make a very small number of rapes from very small Muslim populations look worse than the huge numbers of rapes by the 8 million Indian Hindu rapist orcs in the UK.......but never, ever use that trick to show Jewish rapes being the highest, because that would antisemitic too!
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>>544761434
fuckin christ
well yeah I mean people are so afraid of making dangerous jokes these days you would need a massively handicapped LLM with "political correctness" modules hardcoded into it in order to tell jokes that don't hurt at least someones feelings
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>>544760893
your dick doesn't work
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>>544761434
Just had a look - big yikes.
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>>544761647
absolutely oozing satire that
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who up for some noncing?
proper nonce me
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>>544761602
lel. very good
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>>544759404
lol
Silly little fellow
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Harry's dad's a pedo
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>>544761972
Reckon she got diddled?
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>>544761972
I might do a spot of noncing too
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>>544759687
>>544761972
for all practical and legal purposes a child you sick fuck
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>>544761972
wait did they just move here from California?
bet he had something on his phone he forgot about
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>had allegedly kept the stash of images at his home in the Philippines.
confirmed, that's where nonces go
i know because i nonced all over SEA
none of you lot have because none of you lot have ever traveled anywhere or done anything. i have.
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>>544762209
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>>544762209
>had allegedly kept the stash of images at his home in the Philippines.
oh well in that case that probably is actual child pornography
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>>544761002
There’s a certain breed of man that simply exists to yap and nip at superior men and live their whole lives permanently seething about the fact that there are examples of men in the world who aren’t pathetic.
Trump and Farage, for all their flaws, expose these little cucks constantly.
I can’t imagine starting a message about the death of a wife with “Nigel sez”. That’s monstrous.
Shows how totally secondary everything in his life, including Lucy, was to his pathetic pissing about Farage.
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>>544757633
>Car demolishes monument in market town collision
>& that building in France
New vibe just dropped?

https://www.wirralglobe.co.uk/news/26646494.merseyside-police-fire-church-crash-liscard/
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>>544761792
>>544762084
>>544762209

You sad twat
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>>544762314
most likely a good lad in a hostel sent him them
the good lad network are good lads everyone who has even set foot in the Philipines has nonced or is in the process of noncing
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>>544760537
wartime rationing
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>>544762379
Samefagging in the big 2-6
Shamefur
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>>544762384
I don't wish to engage in whatever your selling, I'm only saying this as it pertains to yet another royal- or elite-tier person being done for being a nonce

weird timing isn't it?
like say you were the royal family and there was this other family that whatever reason you just didn't like
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>>544757633
Someone please tell her to never get plastic surgery.
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>>544762450
>Samefagging

Pas moi - I AM Frunc in France
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>>544762465
MI6 are also nonces and thats one of their many party tricks, but given the guy was in the Philipines, I can say with absolute certainty that he's a nonce. I know because I'm a nonce and nonces always know other nonces
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>>544762338
Shows what an inferior beta cuck you are if you see Farage as an example of superior masculinity.
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>>544760537
PANIC
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>>544762578
I’m saying he does you goat fucker
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>The outlet reports that four large boxes of the child abuse material were allegedly found by Thomas Jr at his father’s home, which led to his tipoff to local detectives in the city of Cebu.
why do the real wrong'uns always end up going down the "boxes of physical" route

imagine buying that shit in an alleyway off some dodgy thai bloke in a trenchcoat and high heels

>>544762576
well yeah once you hear the words "phillipenes" you're like oh, no, that makes sense
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>>544761972
is this why they came back?
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>>544760537
green means go red means stop. Are you fucking retarded
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>>544762419
this is a good source of minerals btw
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>>544762631
damn. ratted by his sprog too
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i've been to le Philipines.
nobody else has
just me
im a nonce
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I sure hope my kids don't find my nonce collection
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>>544762746
fair play to him, it sounded bad
I don't even think this has anything to do with any like royal drama, I think the guy just worked in Hollywood for too long

it's like discovering your dad is actually Dan Schnieder
you'd have to
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>>544762766
Sad cunt.
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Woman. Black. No condom because I don't trust anything that makes this easier. The first thrust burns and I let it. Pain means I'm still here. Pain means Hitler didn't win. I hold her ass with both hands like a man holding his own heart outside his body. Just me and something dark that doesn't pretend to be anything else. Everyone else will lie to me today. This won't.
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>>544762840
>Everyone else will lie to me today. This won't.
you cunts come out with some pearls of fucking wisdom sometimes amongst the avalanche of total fucking shite
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>>544762832
yeah ? what have you done? nothing. that's what
you've not even nonced in vietnam, the im cool and trendy but bought this holiday through tui nonce package. eh? what have you done? me on the other hand I built nuclear weapons and concorde and i've nonced in 45 countries and I have several pedo mates on discord, what have you got? you're nothing. I'd easily fight you and win even though im an alcoholic pedo grandad
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>>544762567
Proper weird creepy paedo cunt you
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>>544762911
I stole it from twitter
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>>544762973
it deserved to be stolen
I'm not shooting any messengers today
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>>544762840
I read this in the style of the choose life speech from Trainspotting
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>>544762955
No ((yous)) for you
Filtered
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>>544763072
["Lust for Life" gradually intensifies]
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>>544757633
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwm2686gl6kno
>"MPs call for investigation after Lutnick-Epstein whistleblower dies"

REALITY: Wistleblowers get stitches.
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>>544763201
more noncing?
based.
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Sin always takes you further than you want to go, makes you stay longer than you want to stay and costs more than you are willing to pay.
Also, James 1 verse 12 to 15.
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>>544763072
>black girl, bareback
>dripping with stds,
>in a travelodge
>in a holiday inn
>a thrust harder, harder, harder
>thrust harder, harder harder,
>shouting hitler i'm coming
>hitler i'm coming!
>GOY
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>>544763373
some people cry, some people moan
some people zeigheil

we all cum in different ways and they're all valid
you matter
it gets better
HH brother
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>>544760115
>free speech doesn't end at the grass is green, it ends at incitement
What a fucking mug.
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Went Troon today for fishnchips
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>>544760537
wind-up radios, strictly one per customer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmyjNoz2pw4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_BJJVPGysg
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>>544763517
>MacCallums
>OF TROON
I'm laffin ffs
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Wey dey government telling us to get prepared for?
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>>544763111
>Filtered
I don't believe you.
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>>544763580
Seen this boat….
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>>544763572
I mean it get more absurd the more you read it
>charged power bank, for what? then it runs out immediately, good job
>copies of IDs/documents/medication = are we gonna have to free the fucking country or something?
>sleeping bags? bro I have a home

some intern who plays too much Project Zomboid or some shit was told to make up this list so they can update their emergency guidelines and put out a public sevice update and he just went too hard on that, that's the only way any of this shit makes sense
is there gonna be some eventuality where we somehow don't have duvets?
what the shit
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>>544762932
Still a sad cunt.
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Why is every single Brit a clueless techlet?
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>>544763697
your moms ass
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>>544763729
>you sailed "Three Boys" into Troon
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>>544763750
I know. You'll always be one la. x
go look at your horsey porn
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>>544763805
Then I seen this…
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>>544763853
do they know?
do they even know?

I feel so bad for anybody who has wrotes there I really do
what is it some nice little beach town?
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>>544763767
>cyber correspondent

clearly got the job by stroking his willy over the internet for Huw
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>>544763902
I grabbed my haddock n chips and fkd off after that and went a walk on the beach
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Bit squeaky in here.
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>>544763947
>>544763767
>It's one of the things we take for granted
I want to smash his skull with a hammer
Hope a Nigger murders his entire family
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>>544764004
SAAAAR have you redeemed your CA?
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Dey war in Iran + super el nino
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Burnham needs to bring back baffhouses (for pureblooded englishmen only)
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ngl still creasing at the mongs over at hackernews saying a UAF exploit with a high AC that requires LFI was "trivial to exploit' ngl
God I hate techlets so fucking much
You DO NOT deserve technology
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>>544763994
really cute
not a massive place, seems okay
they're just sharing their name with a really obnoxious piece of derogatory slang for really obnoxious internet transexuals who often don't pass

it would be less embarassing to be from a town called "tranny" or "gaylord manor" or "bell end"
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>>544763742
>sleeping bags? bro I have a home
You won't once they seize it to give to immigrants.
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>>544764162
You're in luck, bath houses still exist in many English cities and their patrons are exclusively men
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>>544764207
Acronyms don't make you smart. You just sound like a jeet.
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>>544764233
well yeah being real here the implication here is that an eventuality might occur where it's somehow not my home anymore
lmfao like fucking what?
is it gonna get blown up or something?

what's gonna happen when the entire country ends up on the road living in cars and sleeping bags anyway won't everybody just be stuck in traffic and stuck in fields?

there used to be this dead funny bbc satire documentary on youtube about how a traffic jam could cause the apocalypse and bring every system in the country to a standstill
it was like a mock nuclear documentary a bit like threads, but for a traffic jam on like the m1 or something
essentially if the shit hit the fan so bad that we'd actually need sleeping bags, everything would already be over, so like why the fuck is it in there
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>>544764414
They seized loads of home during covid.
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>>544764357
yes, usually swarthy turkoids
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might go bath house in troon with three boys
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>>544764397
>Filtered by entry level acronyms
LOOOOOOOOOOOL TOP ZOZZLES
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Iron horse arrived.
>Brim. Brim.
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>>544764477
yeah, that's kind of where it's going
they are very troubling implications when you think about them
>get a sleeping bag because you might need it
we're skipping "buy candles and bogroll" and going straight to "children of men" here

madness
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>>544764004
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>>544764414
>there used to be this dead funny bbc satire documentary on youtube about how a traffic jam could cause the apocalypse
this one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4RyhzOEkOw
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>>544763742
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpQNw46Sl24

in case of emergency
1 go to pub
2 ???
3 alrila
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>>544764623
You can ride it to your high flying job tomorrow, definitely won't be in here giving it the big one all morning again.
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He was probably seething when 4chan turtled.
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>>544764552
Esl moment.
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>>544764758
Bet my ass you fell for the mass hysteria because you were too stupid to understand the cve
Also, got that ticket yet?
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>>544764843
We run rust, not php.
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>>544764753
That policeman from sussex likes motorbikes I seem to remember.
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>>544764841
Thought you didn't like acronyms
I accept your concession dalit
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>>544764673
Damn. Bogdalit sure does squeak a lot.
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>>544764891
Of course the MLP horsenonce pedo is a tranny
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>>544764708
woah no but it's based on a similar hypothetical
I was thinking of "The Day Britain Stopped" from 2003, the year earlier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PMVLCid4pE

I mean think about how bad all of these overlapping systems in this country function and how they're all overlapping into each others in certain ways
the roads need to stay clear so that deliveries can be made so that lights can stay on and trains can get their own time

and what's making my head spin rn is the government implying that they would risk having an entire population of people leave their homes at a moments notice, get into cars, and take sleeping bags, which would fucking collapse everything immediately

motorways would become graveyards in hours
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>>544764551
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>>544764758
I bet he paced 3 steps side to side in his microhovel all day.
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>>544764920
SAAAAAR DO NOT REDEEM THE CA
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>>544764708
this show sounds fucking kino btw
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0405551/episodes/
>S1.E2 ∙ If... Things Don't Get Better
>In 2014, Britain is a deeply divided society, yet there's one man who's determined to narrow the gap between rich and poor - and that's when the trouble begins.
utter time capsule, lmfao
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>>544764966
I understand your entire life is getting your shit pushed in here but some of us have jobs lol
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>too stupid to use rust so says it's for trannies
Lol. Makes sense given his memory leaks.
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>>544764673
A ) Dafuq this
B ) Why the Jannies allowing this larp to go on day in day out
>>544764843
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>filtered by rust
We knew he was an idiot, but fucking hell.
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Can any anglo ITT tell why i shouldn't root for total ethnical replacement of England by pakis & jeets, if anglos tend to have delusional chauvinistic anti-Russian sentiments, calling us, Russians, "subhuman mongols"?
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>>544765032
>>544765052
Ngl I'm creasing imagine being a brown indian rustroon hahahahahahahahah
I mean you're a techlet though so I doubt you can actually even write rustroon, you're probably just parroting something you read online
>Doesnt know liskov
>Thinks he can code
KEEEEEEEEEEEEK
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>IP hopping
He's rattled.
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>>544764948
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_trccGWMzw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WteRPXpjBzc

BE AFRAID
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>>544759782
>Don't flatter yourself. Nobody gives a shit about this stupid place apart from a handful of sad cases. Ofcom is concerned about the porn posted on gif not your inane drivel.
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>the homosexual paedophile known as horsejeet is also a rust loving transexual
Shocker!
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Today was a very hot day, with some government alert saying there would be a major thunderstorm, twice the sun went behind the clouds and it looked like it would rain but it did not.
Hopefully all went well in the UK and nothing bad happened today.
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>>544765240
New
>>544765240
When
>>544765240
Ready
>>544765240
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Okay, go to bed. Both of you.
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Something isn't quite right and I can't tell exactly what..
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>>544765486
Tom's going grey, that must be it
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>>544765486
What's under the table?
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>>544760441
Defense has an "s" in it
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>>544765569
Argies mum
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>>544765384
>dalit got so flustered he baked at 260 to "win"
KEK
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>>544765540
His hair is thinning too. Must be it.
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I fucking hate this third world multi racial joke of a county. Might start shitting in the street and washing in rivers. If a duck comes close enough, I'm breaking it's neck and cooking it on an open fire too.
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>>544765954
>If a duck comes close enough, I'm breaking it's neck and cooking it on an open fire too.
that might even be less illegal than using a bow
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>>544760441
>mixture of coins and notes
parking isn't free
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>>544764893
The one who bummed that gay ginger lad who looked like a mannequin? Terrible do that just awful stuff.
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>>544765954

Just a peak at your future in Bongalore Pradesh.
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>>544765954
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>>544766507
And yet no-one stuck up for it. All the people who went there, who claimed to support it, who complained when it was shut, they didn't do anything.
We lost this country because we refused to fight for it.
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>>544766595
Or maybe the people who used to go there moved to get away from their replacements who eat halal and patronise their own community's businesses?
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>>544766507
>Saar meat market smells bad!
Such hypocrites.
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>>544766684
That is a possibility; if I see halal I go elsewhere.
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>>544766684
So you agree.
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>>544764948
>"The Day Britain Stopped"
oh, i think i've seen that one before as well
bbc used to do some good doom porn
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>>544765569
4 penies and 8 balls
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>>544757633
Oi Oy oiiiiii TOMMY THE KIKE
Tommy's bagels gotta be dbl toasted or YOU'RE A BLOODY ANTISEMITE
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>>544767070
lol yeah I say it's funny
it's funny in how they play it really seriously
still kind of outlines the problem with the advice the government just came out with
>shelter in place
>don't go outside
>but be prepared to leave
>bring a passport
what the fuck



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