Behold! The effects of marijuana on the average zoomer male. Turning him softer and more effeminate than females 100 years ago. Stop smoking weed, zoomies.
>>544764904Still think weed is funny?
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>>544764964Show your man bosoms
>>544764904>Short-term effects can include anxiety, impaired memory and dry mouthOy vey! It's like anudda shoah! Switch back to alcohol for your own good goy!
>>544764904That’s literally me
>>544765005Did you miss the turn at shitter or did you have a link to discuss?
>>544764964This
>>544764904Yeah, I'm sure it's solely the fault of weed and not scrotums full of plastic and holes pissing birth control hormones into the water table.
>>544765022Smoking and drinking made harder men, you see a 40 year old who never smoked he looks like a little girl almost with curly long hair you see a drinker 40 year old he has a gigantic hairy jawline and deep voice that makes girls unreal wet.
>>544765172https://nypost.com/2026/10/22/health/marijuana-legalization-linked-to-troubling-health-trend-study/
>>544764904i bet this group strongly correlates with the group most affected by the munchies
>>544765323one of those only has an average of 10 more years to live the other has 40
>>544765005You get those from estrogen, which is in beer, tranny
>>544765354Did you read what you sent?>Patients hospitalized for these conditions had an average age of 51, compared with 55 in other regions. They were also more likely to live in higher-income ZIP codes (26% versus 19%) and less likely to identify as white.What makes weed bad, in your opinion, based on the article?
>>544765597Here for a good time not a long one
>>544764904This wasn't obvious? Never met someone that smoked it daily that wasn't a total dipshit.
DUDE
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>>544765776>>544764904You're retarded pussies who can't please a woman
i go bad everytime for the last 5 years+
>>544765757You aren't getting either one, faggot.
>>544765756Shut the fuck up bitch
>>544765867>>>/r9k/Wrong board buddy
>>544764904It's obvious that it was legalized to pacify young men, similar to porn and alcohol. Is weed as bad as nicotine? No but I recommend staying away from it and not getting addicted. It destroys brain cells and feminizes men.
>>544764904I did a ton if when it got legalized here in Ontario for 1 year starting in September and ending in September. Ended with bronchitis, panic attacks, thermoregulation issues (always felt bone chilling cold no matter what even in a sauna), etc. only good thing was I managed to get over some of my injuries. So I quit, went through horrible withdrawals for an entire winter, managed to speed up recovery when I started swimming a lot more (swimming really gets you over withdrawals fast), and now I only do a cbc drink on 4/20, or when I have an allergic reaction it actually helps with that, and that's it. So some years I only have that one drink a year and that's it.My sister also told me it lowers infertility. Me and my girlfriend are trying to have a baby and she never gets pregnant. So yeah I'm really weary of weed right now.Of all the many drugs I've tried the only ones that actually heal me and cause me to be measurably better afterwards are the psychedelics, especially psilocybin, though DMT also somehow has amazing effects for my health but it's just so expensive and hard to obtain.
>>544765776You've probably met tons of daily smokers and you had no idea...because they aren't dipshits. You only notice the dipshits.
WEED SMOKERS ARE FUCKING DOMESTICATED GOYIM. THEY ALL LOVE THEIR GOYNIP
>>544764904why is bro naked?
>>544765776frankly, they say its like lettuce
>>544765022My vrouw was in the ICU one month and now she's still on life support but moved to another part of the hospital because she drank alcohol three weeks non-stop until seizure and heart stopped. Half her vocal cords are destroyed too so now she can't talk proper. For a long while I had to hold my ear in front of her mouth and concentrate really hard to barely make out some of the words she was saying. Now we're at the point where she can sit up on her own, walk a tiny bit with assistance, and talk loud and clear enough that I can hear her if I'm really close but I don't have to literally put my ear up to the mouth I just have to be like 1 foot away from her. Alcohol and meth and fentanyl are the three worst drugs I've seen that have killed people.
>>544765979You and your GIRLFRIEND? Anon…
Psychoactives are a proud American past time. I take amphetamine on weekdays and smoke weed/drink on weekends, like a real patriot.
>>544765865Jokes on you nigger I'm already having a good time.
>>544765323Nah I know people who do all that and they look flabby and unimpressive. They even work hard jobs like being a plumber etc.It's mostly breathing issues fucking people up making them so weak. People breath through their mouth because of broken noses, infections, poor indoor air quality, etc. and the results are receded jaws and dental work and brain fog and depression and looking like an ugly incel virgin.Mewing and not poisoning your bottle help a lot.Also I noticed that just having tons of sex every day was what finally made my beard come in. I've been having sex every day with my vrouw for 6 months and now suddenly I have chest hair and a beard at 33 when all the other years of my life I couldn't. Getting laid makes you end up looking manlier. Also getting really good quality exercise both in terms of strength and endurance. Try to find me one triathlete or rock climber or special forces soldier that looks pathetic.
>>544765323Delusional. Drinking makes people fat that’s it.
>>544764904I wanna fuck those titties
>>544765808that’s fucking sick tho
>>544765955All drugs should be legal and regulated so the different drugs don't get laced with other shit and the quality goes up and treating the addicts becomes easier. We also need at the same time to make the law such that if addicts do anything that causes them to be a nuisance to others or do any crimes they are forced to sober up in jail for like 3 months minimum.
Fake news. Weed CURES death
>>544766127Ik wil mijn vrouw zwanger maken.
>>544766204Do stuff that improves your nervous system overtime and has good health outcomes. Just do mushrooms man. Are you too much of a pussy to handle 8 hours of tripping and having superhuman strength and reflexes and balance?
>>544766282To add:The most common cause of mouth breathing is "desk posture" where the spine adopts a kyphotic position.In this position, the ribcage cannot expand and the diaphragm cannot work efficiently. To compensate for this, the head sinks forward to open up some space in the airway, and the mouth becomes the primary source of inhalation.This is a hugely underrated appreciated cause of anxiety and depression via the systemic effect on the nervous system of habitual shallow breathing. Ultimately, people don't move enough these days and get stuck like this unless they work on their mobility.
>>544765913Shut TheFuckUp NiggerBitch
>>544764964Stoners seething
>>544765756>>544766822Bye OP, the bots are here.
>>544764904No shit. Weed addicts are in denial because they are addicted and dont want to quit.
>>544767137They're old and brown, but you didn't read the article, niggerbrain.
>>544767201Thought you were leaving, white twink
>>544765756The grotesque zoomer appearance
>>544764904i smoke weed and it makes me lift weights while listening to audiobooks. that looks like the result of raised by a single mother and nobody to instill self regulation and discipline through father figure violence and fear if you don't learn how to maintain everything including your body you end up fat and helpless fast. the fat can be very kind. but the only thing you can trust them to actually do is eat and sleep.
>>544767444You're too ESL for this site. >>544767507I'm sorry you don't like that he's white, but zoomers are turning 30 and your article that you didn't read is about gen Xers who are fat brown stoners. Good chat, OP.
>>544765808>he doesn’t remember Marlboro miles
>>544767942Sure thing bbc worshipper. You're probably from wisconsin or some gay shit like that.
>>544768075xD keep it coming, what else do you think are insults? Sorry about that BBC on the brain though, I don't even watch doctor who.
>>544764904Where I live in Canada the younger millennials and late zoomers all got psy-oped hard that weed is actually a miracle drug that cures cancer and is healthy with almost zero side effects except mild inflammation from the smoke that was no worse than camp fire smoke. They all have gyno tits now
>>544766062And when will the doctor get here?
>>544765323>Smokingtobacco
>>544764904Is having a generation of submissive and breedable femboys really all that bad?
>>544764904FACT: marijuana turned me gay.
me thinking not drinking but smoking weed was ok
>>544764904I wonder how many weed smokers became trannies.
>>544766739People need to prioritize sleep, good quality air, and exercise over muh fucking grades. I was a child savant and burned out because I developed mouth breather issue. My parents wouldn't let me sleep, would scream at me, would force me to study too long, etc. all it did was ruin my eyesight, ruin my jaw development, make me weak mentally and physically, etc.Meanwhile the children who do well in school? The athlete types who slept a lot, didn't really study that much, ate right, and worked out plenty.Forcing people to overstudy and not sleep is fucking retarded.
>>544764904bruh why is he naked is the nurse gay?
>>544764904>dont smoke weed>it will get you hairy feminine arms like this tranny picrel
>>544768325trvke stimming and gooning while vaping pure thc with a vibe in the bussy is kino
>>544768491You get naked like that for new esports physicals. Too much myocarditis in zoomers
>>544765808okay but admittedly that look goes pretty fucking hard, not gonna lie
>>544768693yeah seriously, these anhedonic zygotes honestly think weed was invented in like 2012.
>>544765005Had moobs since ADD meds gave them to me..
>>544764904>>544765022kek. Always do the opposite of what the media tells you
>>544769709My friend in high school went completely bald taking some “antidepressant” (Buspar) in his senior year. Both brothers have THICK Italian hair. Not him. Went bald as fuck because muh feels.
>>544765955>feminises menMad, i beat all my girlfriends up and i smoke daily. I'm a real man
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>>544764904>effects of marijuana
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>>544767953My grandpa had a shit ton of Camelbux. The poker set he got me with them is practically a family heirloom.
>>544764949Kike
>>544768943Suffering to hedons
>>544770513Oh My God I think I have BAGS of those things sitting around somewhere that I forgot about until just now
>>544764904Yeah, its definitely not the microplastics and xenoestrogens in the food and water...Weed is kinda retarded tho, some people can tolerate its long-term use with lasting euphoric effects. While maintaining functionality, good for them. anything that reduces the wretched suffering of life while not undermining your social or familial structures that other serious drugs like meth and fentanyl can do.But for others it's of no real therapeutic long-term benefit. It simply does not produce much joy for them and they stop, because it's not addictive for everyone.It will however benefit most of society for just a few uses, because it will lead you to question the world you live in from a different lense.It will challenge you to see and do other things you wouldnt ordinarily do, and allow you to reflect on your own life's decisions.Sometimes the path you took in life cannot be observed or decided upon properly in your current consciousness, and there are people who lack this critical thinking mechanism that can be brought about by using cannabis.But in extreme moderation
>>544764904> that's a ftm 100%
>>544772370new drinking game: bot or retard.which are you?I say bot.
>>544764964>>544765005Both weed and alcohol are depressants and should be banned, only psychedelics and stimulants should be legal. Legalizing weed instead of speed was one of the biggest mistakes in the recent history of drug reform.
>>544772563what should really be banned is retarded comments like yours.
>>544764904Stinky jeet plant is stinky.
>>544764904his armpits have no hair!
>>544765756Look up CHS, I’ve had it before from smoking and it’s extremely painful. Had to get an IV drip because it was impossible to keep water down
>>544770513I've got a coffee table that my dad got with all of his back in the 90s. The bolts for the legs are a bit worn out, but it's still a pretty alright table.
None of the weed addicts itt will mention the long term effects on the heart and lungs because they know it's true. What causes this cognitive disconnect?
>2026>still smoking weed instead of drinking oil
>>544773732>not decarbing flower in the oven, crushing the activated flower, and then mixing it in your coffeeShiggy diggy, my niggy.
>>544764904If this faggot grew his hair out he''d be prime femboy meat.
>>544767819Most interesting thing I'e ever heard a woman say.
>>544764904>NYP
Two days clean bros, when does my ambition come back?
>>544765776fuck you man, you wouldn't last one fucking day doing my job faggot.
>>544766739this
>>544764964Don't forget Weyerhaeuser. Weed was first demonized by William Randolph Hearst because he owned a news paper and trees they were printed on. He didn't want his regular paper to be replaced by superior hemp paper so he ran ads and made the film Reefer Madness to turn the public against cannabis. Cannabis is like this crazy alien plant. You can do so much with it. You can make hemp protein. I know a lot of MMA guys who swear by it. They stopped drinking soi and whey and only consume hemp protein now. You can make concrete out of hemp. The word "canvas" comes from cannabis. The Mona Lisa was painted on cannabis. Ship sails were made out of cannabis. Europeans explored the world because of it. It's crazy stuff.
>>544764904You have to be a retard to think weed is harmless.
I'm just gonna say it, weed smokers are way worse and way more cringe than alcoholics.
>>544764904Stoners are literally fucking retarded
There's definitely an overlap between stoners and trannies. Every tranny I've known was a stoner.
>>544764904I smoke weed and have a million in the bank. My best friend smokes weed and runs a cath lab. My ex wife smokes weed and makes 200k a year.If you can't be a professional and smoke weed, its because you're a weak brained goy who needs to clock in, or your just brown LOLReal white people are fucking psychonauts and drugs are our domain.
>>544774997I smoke weed every day. I don’t even know why.
The whole "acting retarded because you're high" bit is funny the first couple of times, but later it just gets contrived and obnoxious. We get it, you act retarded because you're a retarded stoner. Nothing to be proud of. I'm actually fine with alcohol being legal but weed being not. At least alcohol doesn't cause psychosis, anhedonia, or depression; it just destroys your entire brain uniformly and steadily.
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>>544765776But you never leave your room.
>>544765955Bullshit
