>Be me, poorfag>Living paycheck to paycheck struggling with multiple bills>Hear about the Chase bank glitch from TikTok>Decide "fuck it" and try it out>Write myself a check for $38,000>Insert the check into the ATM>Money actually goes through holy fuck>Immediately start spending it>Pay my rent and car note, spend the rest on games and PCs and food>Think I got away with it>Woke up late at night hungover on Hennessey>Check my account>Everything is gone, in the negative for all the money I took>Money I deposited legitimately is gone too>How the fuck is that legal>Left with absolutely nothing, can't even feed myself or get paid anymore>Bank won't let me close my account, they're sending threatening emails>Have no choice but to declare bankruptcy>tfw may be arrested tomorrowIt's over. Fucking over. If they try and arrest me I'm going on the run and fleeing to Canada. I need a new identity at this point.
>>544766439Fuck all of you. See you in hell.
>>544766439what would make you think this would ever work and you wouldn't be left on the hook, you're a goyim
>>544766517this
>>544766439Anon do you have any relatives who could help you in this situation?
>>544766439Niggerjeet detected
Nigger tier understanding of balancing the check book.
this isnt real you arent that dumb there is no way
>>544766439>>544766458>be (You)>retarded>commit felony>post about it on 4chani hope this is true (it's not nobody is this stupid)
>>544766439>not withdrawing the moneyLmao
>>544766439>>544766458very niggardly of you
>>544766439TFW no sneeder acc to deposit intoNgmi Listen to punchmade dev for some ideas since you suck
>>544766439>>Money I deposited legitimately is gone too>>How the fuck is that legalSauce for the retard, sauce for the gander.
>>544766439said car note so definitely a black nigger that would do this
>>544766439There is no way someone is this stupid.
>>544766439Definitely Real>NPC
>>544766439You tried a nigger scam and they're treating you like a nigger scammer. You are really boned. If you think you can move to another country and start a new life, you should know the banks will follow you, or just trade that loss with whatever other bank you ever try to do business with.
>>544766439Based if true. You did nothing wrong because the bank should have known better or at least had something in place to verify the deposit before releasing the funds. It's not like you held them up at gunpoint. If I were you I'd run and go to Asia or innawoods. You're kinda retarded for spending all that cash tho cuz now you're stuck
>>544766517>and you wouldn't be left on the hookJust declare bankruptcy. Wa la.
>>544766439There are multiple banks that will just give you hundreds of dollars if you open an account with them.Just switch every few months and you get extra money.Anyway, had you actually done that, you're a retarded nigger, because only retarded niggers tried that shit and they ALL got caught
>>544766439You are so retarded just declare bankruptcy and start your life anew. If you are poor try not spending on fucking games and save some money to buy some asset so you are able to invest or create new oppotunities for yourself. After stabilsing your life try to take some alone time with yourself in the nature with no eletronics and sounds to think about your life what you do and how you can improve your life (one free tip think about whatever service you can improve that you have an interest in or actively using that service and make it into your bussiness). May the Lord guide your path.
>>544766439>scam money out of bank>keeps money in banklmao
>>544768131>You are so retarded just declare bankruptcy and start your life anew.That's not how it works. He is facing criminal charges for fraud. Bankruptcy has no effect on that.
>>544767670>Just declare bankruptcy. Wa la.Bankruptcy isn't going to get you out of criminal liability for committing check fraud, moron. $38,000 is going to be well over the line to count as a felony in every state, and will get you 1-5 years in prison. And most courts will require mandatory restitution of the money lost, plus interest.
>>544766439Assuming this is real, any AI agent would have told you that this is fraud. How does it feel to be dumber than people who consult AI for every important life choice? You should just tell the bank what you did and hope they send the cops to come get you. If you have a learning disability the judge might show some kind of mercy.
>>544769079its funny how hard the system tries to keep the poor poor and people even defend it. meanwhile the trillionaires are getting even richer and no one whines about that despite gaining nothing of it
>>544768544Here it states error>>544766458Even if he went to prison life is still not over.
>>544770577The act of writing the check for $38K, with knowledge that the account had nowhere near that amount, was itself a crime, completed upon depositing the check. They used to call it "check kiting", but that sounds too close to kike, so now they just call it fraud. funny but true.
>>544768972Free room and board until your credit resets after declaring bankruptcy. Perfect.
>>544766439>Woke up late at night hungover on HennesseyWoke up late at night hungover on Hennessey>Woke up late at night hungover on HennesseyWoke up late at night hungover on Hennessey>Woke up late at night hungover on HennesseyWoke up late at night hungover on Hennessey>Woke up late at night hungover on HennesseyWoke up late at night hungover on Hennessey>Woke up late at night hungover on HennesseyWoke up late at night hungover on Hennessey>Woke up late at night hungover on Hennesseynigger
>>544766439I'm not sure I believe you, but if you're serious, I don't understand how you ever thought it could end well.
>>544766458do the same thing again, but for 100k, and put it all on red. Simple as.
>>544771565Only sensible post itt
>>544768544If he uses his time in prison well, it's no problem. He can start his new life there. 1-5 years is small beans in the bigger picture.
wait why is nobody asking?what fucking chase bank glitch? no way this shit is real
>>544771565The funniest thing is that elites literally do that all the time. But for goyim this is le bad!https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Refinancing
>>544766439Doing the fraud was based, it was the fact that you got fucked over that makes you a nigger
>>544771804If you write a fake cheque and deposit it inside some ATMs the machine will give you the benefit of the doubt before the cheque actually clears. It’s deliberately designed this way based on the assumption that most users aren’t thieving scumbags (and the few exceptions can be dealt with quickly and harshly).
