>don’t forget to set your alarm for tomorrow morning, that report for Schlomo is due at 9 AM! For my fellow NEETs, what are your plans for tomorrow?
>>544767525What are my plans for TONITEubothttps://youtu.be/nMgg7y8CVBw
>>544767525stuffing jews into ovens
Listening to some death metal and feeding the birds.
>>544767525My plans? Playing my 3DS all day and buying more goonfuel. I have also gotten better at making pancakes and perfect eggs. Hooray.
>>544767525>HEY BUDDY! IM A BROKE BITCH!!! GOT A QUARTER??
>>544768014Based. I take care of a stray cat that loves me very much. Meanwhile those retarded zoomies get on the yellow goy bus to be retarded somewhere else.
>>544768015>Buying pornCracker, are you retarded?
>>544768038Hurry up and pay those taxes, wagie! I’ll snort some lines in the meantime.
>>544768066I take back what I said. Goonfuel is based and I am running out of it. Good kitty, btw
>>544767525sleep and ill legal shitpoasting from the loony bin
>>544767525hmm... coffee, vidya, shitposting, getting high>wagies existlol lmao even
>>544768726Based. Gooning while high is the best.
>>544769144fucking checked
>>544768014
I'm going to play league of legends all day, with a gym break in the middle. Life is pretty great.
>>544770734>league of legendsbeyond terrible taste, enjoying rigged EOMM matchmaking slop in 2026
>>544770798It is what it is, anon. What would you even play anyway? I despise singleplayer for the most part. There really isn't that much to choose from as far as having an alive multiplayer scene.
>>544767525I dunno maybe I'll sleep in. Then? Whatever I want.
>>544770348I listened to that album at work today.
>>544771659almost every multiplayer game has rigged matchmaking so it's pointless. I stopped gaming years ago, it feels like a chore now.
>>544767525tomorrow I will wake up at 9am sharp, I love to wake up when the wagies are clocking in. I just lay there in comfortable bliss for a half hour, browsing /pol/ on my phone. Then I will take a shower and brush my teeth. The wonderful thing about being a neet is that you can really take your time with health and hygiene routines. After this, I will slip into my comfiest sweat pants and hoodie then proceed to make breakfast. I will eat my breakfast while browsing /pol/ then probably play video games all day until my wagie friends are done waging and ready to go lift weights. Then I will go to the gym with the boys before stopping at the dispensary for my weekend allotment of weed. Then I will go home, stretch and foamroll before jumping in my sauna followed by a shower and my first smoke session of the weekend. I will stay up until around 2am shitposting on /pol/, playing video games, watching youtube, streams, listening to music w/e I feel like.
>>544767525Already set for 6 am i have a sunset alarm so I wake up energized and not groggy.
>>544772083People kept threatening me that this would happen but I see no end in sight. The only thing that changed is my tolerance for playing against CPU opponents (whether in singleplayer or coop) went down to almost zero.
>>544772338Very based, very comfy, very cozy
This seems very important.
>>544771659Dota 2
>>544767525I work from home and do this with my penis out while tapping emails, sometimes butt in the air with a blankie wrapped around me.
>>544767525My plans for tomorrow?>wake up early (11AM)>goon to muscle mommies>extensive breakfast>play guitar>play days gone>cook some nice meal on which i havent decided yet>2 hour nap>clean up my bathroom>go to the gym>goon to muscle mommies again>shower>play days gone again>discuss the gospel with the bros in teamspeak>play some more guitar>maybe goon to muscle mommies one last time for the day>watch youtube videos for 3 hours>sleepNot everybody is cut out for this life. I'm a very intense and cultured individual.Cope, seethe and dilate, wagies and trannies, you lost!
>>544772972Why are you into muscular chicks?
>>544767525Freeing Palestine
>get up at 6:00am>walk dog>take bus to work>start work at 8:30am>finish work at 5:00pm >take the bus home>get home at 6:00pm>walk dog>make dinner for stroke addled father>rest briefly>walk dog>go to bed>remember I work all weekend>get up at 4:00am on Saturday for my 6:00am shift
>>544772338Sounds pleasent, present and healthy. Keep up the good work. I'm currently on about 1400a month cash and get my tent paid, taking a course in February and for now lifting etcReordered a driving licence so see how that goes but yeah low stress for now to stay young then I'm gonna ramp up the effort but for now, neet life. Wageoids will stay mad and poor. Strange.
This thread is brimming with wagecuck seethe. KEK.
>>544768726>hmm... coffee, shitposting, getting highI might make something during the day, I usually do. Pipe parts came in so maybe I'll carve some wood between naps.
>>544773297>low stress for now to stay youngits insane how much younger you look when you NEET and avoid stress
>>544773100Dunno. It's something in my brain. I was born with this shit and it fascinated me before i even knew why. Maybe microplastics.
>>544767525I plan on dropping the kids off at school, then hitting my bong and putting portal axles on my new rc truck.
>>544773535I feel like it's a pretty uncommon fetish, that's why I asked. I used to know this giga jacked Chad who was into muscular chicks too.
>>544767525wake up at 5pm, eat dinner my mom makes at 6, and then play wardogs until 5am. repeat.
>>544773614That's bitchin'.
>>544773843I used to know a NEET who lived this schedule (he committed suicide.) It's really harmful to your mental health because you never spend time in the sunlight.
>>544767525I'm going to play arknights and read through il siracusa
>>544767525Just downloaded that new star wars racer game
>>544772972That sounds like a lot of fun anon! Oh, that reminds me. I have another power goon sesh right now! Gotta get ready for tomorrow (1pm)
>>544767525I'm early retired, not a NEET. Tomorrow I will repair the brake light switch in my old Japanese car. I already uninstalled the cover under the steering wheel and studied the switch. It works! Its bolt just doesn't get pushed in when the brake pedal is released so the brake lights are constantly burning. The part of the brake pedal arm that is supposed to push it has a hole that seems to normally be closed by a screw which is missing so the bolt just slides into that hole instead of getting pushed into the switch. Wish me the luck to find a screw that fits.
>>544767525
>>544773799Eh its not that uncommon. If tits, ass and feet are A-tier fetishes id say then muscle girls are C-tier.It's almost mainstream.But it really is how im wired, nothing learned like many people but rather innate. I vividly remember being fascinated by my teachers calves very early in elementary school and always being super excited to see some muscle on women and on men i found it super scary. Now im not a chad and im not giga since im natty but i am jacked for what its worth. It would be gay if i didnt lift i feel like and also i just enjoy lifting.Living the NEET life to the fullest. Thanks for paying for my gym membership wagies.
Getting high all day, walking the nature preserve then streaming Fortnite around 6pm. Stop by fellow NEETS only. Wagies get sleep for Monday:https://youtu.be/GWdoc4ad-RA
>>544767525Casio does it automagically.
>>544774081>he committed suicideI'm not too far away from that and my mental health sucks after becoming disabled due to an accident so sunlight is irrelevant at this point.
Man this thread is so based and comfy. Love you bros.
>>544772972>play days gonebrother, you have got to work on your life. Project Zomboid is where you should be
GO TO BED EARLY EVERY DAY FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE FOR SHLOMO
>>544774795Been there, done that. I agree though but i have to get my bro back into it too. Last time we played was before the big graphics update in multiplayer maybe 4 years ago.I actually played it way back in the day already when it was just a few blocks of the map (2012 or something). Then the devs laptop with all the game files got stolen in his house and he seriously had no backup. The game was dead in the water and disappeared for a few years until the dev got back up on his feet and started development from scratch again. What a fucking legend! Few people know that story.
I'm going to try an "escape room" with a cutie wagie I asked out at her cashier till at the dead souvenir shop at the dead mall
>>544767525Whilst I understand this is rage bait, I understand that you’re comfortable with your life doing minimalistic things on a fixed government handout/living off parents. One thing you forget is that not everyone hate their job. I very much enjoy managing peoples money and getting paid very well for it without having to worry about a boss I’m my ass like a Walmart worker does. I also get to go home to a home I own, drive nice cars and as a bonus I get to goon inside my dates rather then load up a pornhub video whilst grabbing a crusty sock. Seems to me a clear winner of the life I would rather lead my man, but you enjoy feeding of your gov Bennis on their terms. I will go be a “wage slave” doing what I love and living a full life.
>>544772338Enjoy life when your parents die and you're 40+ and you have no skills except gooning and vidya.
>>544767525Work for myself. So I get paid and kind of live like a NEET. Already made my $1000 report that a client wanted. Took me 2 hours to make it. I’m going to the gym, fuck my gf, already woke up at 10 am on Friday. Maybe I’ll go find some new gemstones for my collection.
>>544775672enjoy the jew dick, fagggot
>>544767525>plansI am struggling with setting up a new W11 laptop for my godmother. I would have given up and installed W10 by now but the damn thing lacks the drivers for itAnyway, lets have a round of applause for the zogbots too, not just the wagies
>>544775817You're retarded lol. My job has nothing to do with jews and the company is not owned by jews either.
>>544775672HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hey faggot, I have a bachelors degree in accounting and an MBA, Finance with a decade of work history. I also have this thing called an inheritance that ensures I will never have to lift a finger to make a dollar ever again. Have fun at work tomorrow, fucking faggot.
>>544776034Sure you do, nigger. I am flattered that you feel the need to verify yourself to me. I don't feel the need to brag about my background on 4chan. You do you though.
>>544775447>>544775672>>544776021The wagies arrived and they're coping & seething. Look at them go!
>>544776021do some research on your company and its ownership structure!!!
>>544776377Nope I am afraid you got it wrong. I have a pretty good job. Pretty lucky compared to a lot of people.
>>544776362>pretends anything I said is hard to believecope, faggot. You thought you had something with your first reply, didn't you? You have nothing. You are nothing. Kek, and you'd better get to bed soon, the boss will be angry if you're late tomorrow. Only one more day then you get to enjoy the weekend! Do you get anxiety on sunday afternoons, anon? I used to when I was a wagie like you.
>>544767525I'm gonna eat some pie and then take a blotter of colorado sunshine. 10 hour trip.
>>544776362Good little bitch
>>544774761It's a 1pbtid slide thread. I pray there's no other neets in here.
>>544776529Lol uh no I don't. You don't even know my schedule so how would you know? You're the one that sounds pissy. Maybe all that idle time has you wound up. Better go have another fap session again.
>>544767525Jackhammer my fat smelly hoohoo with a two-liter to more epic preggy dragon inflation genned with Minimax while I huff my dirty dainties to gush extra hard and then sleep before repeating that cycle again.
>>544776423I have.
I'm taking an art class at a community college tomorrow, will fuck a chick I know from it afterwords.
I want to be a NEET so much, you guys, but unless you're a useless shitskin or a woman in my country they don't hand out neetbux that easily anymore. ;_;>just get diagnosed with autism bruhI tried, as I actually have AuDHD but this society is matriarchally run, nearly all of these municipality bitches are women (also my doctor btw) and no one, I repeat NO ONE gives a single flying fuck about white men. The only reason we're allowed to exist is so that we do the plumbing and the construction work and whatnot so by god that's exactly what they'll put us up to do. We're slave class orcs as far as they're concerned.
>>544776621>lol, lol, lolI'm pissy because you clearly don't belong on this board in the first place then you act all high and mighty because... you have to work? What the fuck? What kind of npc, cattle brained kike slave of a soulless husk is proud to go and work for someone else? If you had told me you own a business and are the boss, then you'd have my respect. But you're not the boss. You call another man "boss" and answer to him. That this doesn't embarrass you is pathetic. That you think you should have any pride in being a wagie on some other mans payroll is laughably sad. You're perhaps one of the lowliest lifeforms in existence today - even onlyfans whores could clown on you. Anyway, I just thought you should know.
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>>544774324I used to be jacked when I was a NEET. I miss it.
>>544775143Hell yeah dude! Getting a number from a wageslave chick is such a good feeling.
>>544775672If the NEETs are smart, they'd sell their parent's upper middle class home for 500k+, then move to a single wide trailer in West Virginia and survive off of EBT and savings. NEETs are used to being dead broke so they don't spend much money. When I was a NEET I survived on like 4000 bucks per year.
>>544767525Developing my Games /v/ro.
>>544777458I recommend that everyone on /pol/ gives it a try. Wagie chicks are some of the least fat, youngest women I have access to
>>544776786Can you hire a disability lawyer to help you get gibs? That's what some NEETs in the US do. The lawyer will demand the courts pay several years of backpay from when the NEET first files the claim (court system is slow as fuck) then the lawyer takes 1/3rd of the NEETs gibs (this can be like a 30k check depending on the state)
>>544777623I've done it successfully a few times and it's such a great feeling. Also been rejected a bunch. I remember one time I was about to ask this chick for her number at Walgreens and she immediately says something to her coworker like "me and my boyfriend are going to blah blah blah" I was like damn...how did she know.
>>544767525I'm gonna stay up all night talkin to my bros on /pol/ in my mom's new outdoor hot tub. Shits so cash.
>>544777881>outdoor hot tub Ngl im jelly
>what are your plans for tomorrow?
>>544767525octo wow at 1.5x XP rates NEET kings living well for next 2 weeks
>>544777791Heh she might have known something was up. No bother. Hope you find the right one out there soon
>>544776930I've been browsing 4chan since 07 and I've always been here. Get over it nigger. Also, I don't think you speak for everyone on this board. You are the one originally claiming to be a neet. And then all of a sudden you brag about degrees. So which is it? Neet or wagie? Either way, if I am nothing, then you are definitely nothing as well. KYS. Keep typing away and wasting your finger muscles. I know you need them for your next gooning session. I am sure you'll be trooning out soon.
I'm not a 100% neet but a part time worker. Tomorroe I'm gonna shit my bed because of being drunk and then I'm wallow in my shit and when my mom shouts hey anon what's that fucking stink I'm gonna shout hey janny (that's my mom) mop it up jannie
>>544778038faggot, I am in my 30s. I haven't been a NEET my entire life, just the last couple of years. Call it early retirement, whatever you need to understand. Are you actually fucking retarded? No one this stupid can possibly have a "good job", unless you're some physical labor wagie I suppose. >Also, I don't think you speak for everyone on this boardthis is MY board, you wagie fucking faggot, and don't you ever forget. You see how everyone in this thread has shit on you? You don't belong here. You're an obnoxious pest, gloating about being a wagie on a board full of people who acknowledge the social contract is broken and all the taxes you pay go to continue this charade of a society, handing money to women and shitskins at your expense. You're proud to earn money so niggers who hate you can live for free. I'm simply not going to allow my labor to be exploited to enrich kikes and feed their nigger pets.
>>544778297Didn't read lol. Shut up nigger
>>544778635>lol, lol, lol, teehee lolyou are a fucking faggot who types like a troon. No wonder you love having a boss so much, cuck loser.
>>544778702Nigger
>>544776021>My job has nothing to do with JewsAnon I...
>>544778702Just ignore that cuck. You getting mad is exactly what he wants and it's the only thing that makes him forget that hes sucking other mens cocks five days a week.Tomorrow when youre chilling hes going to suck up to his boss/client/customer or whatever.
>>544778742>>544778635>>544778038>>544776695>>544776621>>544776519>>544776362Usually they send Eglin shills but this is just one really mad wagie lmao.
>>544778297>I haven't been a NEET my entire life, just the last couple of yearsyikes, begone wagie
>>544767525Thank Vishnu I am Indian and work as a DoorDasher.
>>544769144Word up!Kill all wagies for perpetuating a broken social contract (I have to work on Saturday though, shit sucks).
>>544778937No I am actually pretty calm. The neet sounds frustrated though. Idle time can do that to a person.
>>544779068I'm sending you my energy!
>>544776640Erm... Sauce?
>>544767525>full time>not leaving house and will sleep till noonFeels good for 6fig wfh
>>544767525S2 of Cyberpunk Edgerunners dropped a few days ago, so binging that. Characters don't feel as memorable or interesting as S1, but it's a decent enough story so far.
>>544772972Looks like Polly Shore.
>>544779538I tried to watch the first episode of the first season on jewtube and I thought I was going to have a seizure, too much going on too fast.
>>544767525Yes, having direction in life is horrible. You definitely shouldn't have that. It's better to just do nothing and then die.
>>544779538>S2 of Cyberpunk Edgerunnerswhatwhyeveryone fucking died
>>544779642I know man. I miss Rebecca.
>>544779751best goomba
>>544779751>>544779642They killed Rebecca being she's loli coded.
>>544779751My poor cyber loli deserved more.
