Turkish man living in Berlin finds out he's 0% Turkish. What are the political implications of Turkish DNA tests?https://x.com/Kurdistan_C/status/2113311875710570946
>>544768057Turkish is not an ethnic group.
>>544768057Silence, turkroach
Actual "turk" ethnics would have mongol dna correct?
>>544768057Are Georgians not Turks?
>>544768057so what if hes 0% turkish? is he no longer a muslim? does he no longer go to mosque with his fellow turks? are his children 0% turkish? is his childrens maternal grandfather no longer turkish? did he not go to the roach motel in istanbul with the other roaches for their roach hashanah festival?
>>544768057Looks like an Azerbaijani "Turk"
>>544768057He's too pale to be a turk, Georgian checks out
Good lord man imagine wanting to be a t*rk. I can understand wanting to be japanese so you live to 100, or wanting to be scandinavian so you and your kids are blonde and 190cm. Or being australian so you are immune to spiders and piss off moot by existing. But a t*rk? What possible reason?
>>544770839Cute foids?>>544768819Makes no sense, they are neighbours
>>544768326Central Asian/Steppe, yes. Probably not mongol, Mongols were a small minority even in areas where they ruled.
>>544768057what if these companies whom you are sending your dna for testing are just having fun with your data and giving believable but randomised data? what if they are just theranos that made it. who's gonna question the dna report. literally nobody. easy money.
>>544771578East north asian. Central asians are mixed despite being majority east north asian, except for some Kazakhs and Yakuts
>>544768057i wanna see hasan do a dna test
>>544771728correct answerthese DNA tests are an utter jokethey even write in the small print that these tests arent scientificits another one of these american scams that people are falling for
No shit. Turks from Turkey would look like this if they were real Turkics.
>>544768057Turkey is literally mixed mutted mongols, and iran is literally mix mutted pajeets. Both nations will have identity crisis if they did dna tests on all lmao
>>544771728>t self hating Indian retard who took a test and found out he isn’t 1000% aryan and cried for 4 days in a row about it before developing this cope
>>544771728that's my theory, in my case it said our family was 15% ashkenazi jew, but I think it's a strategy to gather sympathy for jewish causes "Oh I'm 1.5/10th" Jewish I must support Israel and the third temple!"
>>544773814100 yrs ago there were only 6 million beaners all of whom were rape babies of trotski and goblina creatura mongoloida>>544768326yes mongoloid
>>544768057>test results in GermanEvery single time
>>544773432There has been occasions when stars are seen through the moon's terminator.
>>544768057What did he expect? Turkey wasn't a country until the 1920s.
>>544768168Yes it is but they live in Central Asia, not in Anatolia.
>>544768326I have Mongol DNA and also higher percent than normal Neanderthal.
>>544768057>finds out he's 0% TurkishYes, and? Majority of ottoman sultans were not ethnically turkish either
>>544768057people seriously think turkish is an ethnicity?
>>544771578Scythian + mongols.
>>544771728smart thinking chundi. They do. All the kike porn sites are having fun with your tranny porn searches.
>>544768057Well duh, he doesn't look remotely east Asian.
>>544771534>Cute foids?Wow, you managed to find the one White roachete.
>>544777139nobut we also dont think NA tests arent anything but a joke >>544773531
>>544771728The biggest company bought out a direct mail company to get their start, which was just a guy who would look up people's names and send them a 'history' of the name letter along with a coat of arms. Gary Halbert. He sold a gazillion such things via direct mail, including TCM, astrology, etc.
>>544777312After that letter he would sell people 'historic' travel packages where they would go on tours to see the 'history' of their family, which was just putting people with the same name on a bus in a country together. Said people would become friends and enjoy the 'historic' experience and go on with their lives feeling enriched. He himself stated that it was fiction, but the value was in the experience and so on and so forth. He also had a very funny newspaper ad that he used to get laid.
>>544768057>be a brown shit bastard>not a turkish>LMAOno sure youre an ethnic swarthoid, le hindu-aryan master race saar.
>>544768370No they are Caucasians.>>544768518That's right he can never eat Turkish delight or Baklava ever again.>>544771728They have been caught lying before.
Random aside: The meme of Edward Bernays is akshually much more true of someone like Halbert. The latter made much more money and more significantly utilized psychology for successful sales over a fairly long career. The former was just a nepo-hire who wrote a self-glorifying book that became popular outside of the industry (With conspiracy types largely.) Only now, after a period of retardation and so on, is Bernays ever studied and that is by people who are terrible at their job.
I would be thrilled to be two-thirds Georgian instead of Turk, were I a non. Georgians are a proud, ancient people who remained culturally relevant despite Indo-european iranian/aryan migrations. Turks have a noble history as mongolian steppe-warrior rape-babies, but Georgian girl, are, on the whole, more attractive. I suppose the lesson here is have pride in your own accomplishments, not those of your "race".
