Why is the world always trying to keep a white man down?
>>544772958kel was always the cool one
>>544772958What makes this failed actor and comedian think he was to power to dictate who and who doesn’t host SNL?
>>544772958What did he say?
>>544773204He had the gall to imply that women who dressed like whores were dressed like whores. Crazy right?
>>544772958I think most people agree with Shane's comments. The clothing these women now wear at the gym leaves very little for imagination. Damn shorts are so tight that asscrack crevice is clearly defined. In many cases the front slit is clearly defined as well.
>>544773310>I think most people agree with Shane's comments.The people that don't agree are in a very small but vocal club. They think they're the culture still.
>>544773299Shane is generally based.
>>544772958nigger actors dont even act. they just get filmed rehearsing lines. this nigger acts exactly the same way in real life as he does in his movies. even martin lawrence acts exactly the same way in real life as all of his movies. its really funny when you notice it. i dont think a single nigger has the mental capacity to pretend at all
Nigger off.
>>544773605Will Smith has given flawless performances of Will Smith for 40 years.
Shane is bigger than SNL by a wide margin.
>>544773593Except when you make fun of Downies, he hates that.
snake!!! Do you know who that soldier is???? That’s *BONZI BUDDY*. He got his name from pretending to be peoples buddy and then backstabbing them yelling bonzai like the Japanese did during WW2. He was famous during the 2000s for infiltrating hundreds of thousands of strongholds entirely on his own. I thought it was a myth but they really exist. Snake…be careful.
>>544773777Well, nobody'sperfect.
>>544772958This that fag from the gay bud light commericals? Definitely a industry plant
>>544773734even when martin lawrence is acting as big momma its literally just a middle aged nigger. there are countless white actors who completely change mannerisms, accents, everything for their role, whereas niggers literally get a role for racial identity
>>544773759I forgot that show existed isn't it extremely unfunny now
its why all the theater classes are entirely white
>>544773593Shane is mostly based.
Do you think Dan “get in the van” Schneider pounded his sweet fat zesty chocolate ass?
>>544773826He's playing a character just like Larry The Cable Guy. Why are people still so fucking confused about actors? Who gives a fuck what any of them think or do? They're jesters.
>>544773952HAHAHA!
>>544773958That is a broke buck.
>>544773605Every black actor on Star Trek, but those were in the minority, no pun intended.
>>544773793I remember my dad completely yelling at my ass when I downloaded bonzibuddy and put a bunch of malware onto the family computer. I only downloaded it to make him say cuss words.
>>544773310chris rock told essentially the same joke like 20-30 years ago. nobody had a fucking problem with him
>>544773605True for most, but there are exceptions. The guy who played the android in Alien Romulus gave an incredibly impressive performance, for example. Idk anything about the actor or what he's like in real life, though I sorta doubt he goes about his daily life acting like a defective old android everyday. Granted, he's from London and their genetics seem much less affected by selective breeding from the plantation slave era, which probably has preserved a bit more IQ for them compared to the modern Basketball American.
>>544774422he was an obnoxious nigger who ruined the god damn movie you fucking idiot.
>>544772958Who even watches this trash SLN hasn’t been relevant in 30 years lol
>>544772958>White That’s a jew
>>544773958This nigger was always an annoying fat Albert rehash
>>544774142>bonzibuddydon't know what that is
>>544773593He's edgy, can't back up his claims and jokes
>>544772958the first time SNL has been funny in decades and they regret it
>>544774506he was literally the only interesting character in the film, every other cast member was completely forgettable
>>544774664>can't back up his claims and jokesLike what? He's a comedian. You can't take too much seriously.
>>544774664> can't back up his jokesI don’t think you understand what a joke is but I bet you could give a class on the perfect angle for a bent taco
>>544774552Gillis isn't a jewish name you brown retard
>>544773310And it's not even just the clothing they wear at the gym. Women have been pushing the boundaries for decades now. It just keeps getting worse. They know exactly what they're doing. They wake up in the morning and they think to themselves, how can I look like a complete whore today and get away with it? The clothing, the makeup, the hair, the perfume whatever it takes. And they don't even want to get away with it per se. They want to push the boundaries. Push the buttons. They want a reaction. Whether it's just a look or a stare, whatever. How many times have you looked at a woman and she immediately gives you a snarling look of disgust. When an actual fact, you get the impression that is exactly what she was after. Well the truth is my friend, you are probably right. She wanted you to be looking at her that way and then she wanted you to see her snarling and glaring back at you. That was the goal. Such is the mind of some women. They are desperate for attention to the extent that they want to pick a fight with you by virtue of their sluttiness. Pushing the boundaries of acceptability. And then they teach their children the same thing. Absolutely disgusting.
Who loves Orange Soda?
>>544772958i thought we were past cancelling people?
>>544774900Yeah cause they never change their names to fool golem retards, right? Go donate another paycheck to israel you fag.
>>544773826>Definitely a industry plantretard alert >>544773989>playing a character just like Larry The Cable Guyalso dead wrong. the guy hardly even exaggerates his own persona to play it up on stage like most comics do. He and his buddy were doing a low budget amateur podcast for a very long time before Shane started to get successful in the comedy world, you can go into the archives and see for yourself to know it's the same dude in real life.it's fine to not give a fuck about comedy but at least have some clue about what you're talking about if you're going to post ITT
>>544773310Yeah this. I don't care if somehow in your twisted mind the feeling of wearing skin tight shorts designed to give you a wedgie and hug your butt hole is more comfortable for whatever reason. If you choose to wear that, you have to accept that 1) people will judge and think (rightfully) that you're dressed like a whore, and 2) that a lot of guys will outright stare or at least steal glances. Stop filming these guys for online karma farming; if you dress like that, guys will OBVIOUSLY look - it's the main reason you choose to do it, dumb whore.Shane just said the quiet partbout loud in a bit meant to be funny because we've all been thinking it and nobody says it on a stage because of how rude/brash it is.
>>544773605Sam Jackson is very much Sam Jackson in every movie he's in, but at least he can sort of tailor it to the situation.
>>544775035fake and gay. women do not "snarl at you in disgust." they don't even notice your existence.
>>544772958Because the White Man keeps tolerating it
>>544773777Downies are awesome though. I’d defend them.
>>544772958This uppity negro doesn't have a say in it. He'll do whatever Lorne says and he'll put on his minstrel show on command.
>>544775092He doesnt look jewish he looks like a fat irish retard. Hes aggressively catholic
>>544773777 Checked, but to be fair, he worships niggers and nigger ballers… a lot.
name your top 10 funniest kenan momentsthen after you can't even name 1 try to name 1 anyway
>>544775035>They wake up in the morning and they think to themselves, how can I look like a complete whore today and get away with it?Wrong. It's actually worse than that. The average millenial/zoomette foid genuinely does not even recognize that these outfits are flamboyant. To them it's just normal. The era of Hooters being 'scandalous' 20 years ago has been completely memory holed. The Hooters uniform (short shorts and tight low cut top + push up bra) is now commonplace is everyday society. Women wear that when they go to the damn doctors office for their annual checkup now. To deliberately avoid having every square inch of their ass vacuum sealed by moisture wicking endocrine disrupting spandex would be considered "weird" by modern foid standards. There is no deeper intention behind this, other than wanting to fit in with the status quo. Be angry with the brainwashers, not the brainwashed.
>>544774574Kenan Thompson has never been funny a single time, ever. They keep putting him in things where other actors are the funny ones and he's just being black and fat. There are plenty of funny black comedians so I'm confused as to why he's existed for so long.
>>544775096>He and his buddy were doing a low budget amateur podcast for a very long time before Shane started to get successful in the comedy worlda nigger who started out as one of the leads in a Nick TV show doesn't ever get to claim indie cred
>>544773593He's old school liberal, like Matt Stone and Trey Parker before they got TDS and Black wives.
>>544772958Lol, comedian can't take a joke.
>>544776114can u prove he's a comedian
>>544775602>Women have no agency nor responsibility for their thoughts and actionsOk simp.
>>544776204He's been paid plenty of money to be a comedian.
>>544772958Isnt Keenan the guy who stole bits from Opie & Anthony?
>>544772958This Shane Gillis shit is so obvious artificial that it's embarrassing. This is the same playback as when they pushed Sydney Sweeney.
>>544776723Yeah it's weird how SNL went full Steve Harvey at Shane's monologue. At the end of the day you can't trust shameless capitalists to do anything but profiteer.
>>544776439that doesn't make him a comedian though that makes him a con man
>>544775874I'm talking about Shane Gillis and his podcast MSSP, not Keenan Thompson you illiterate fuck. Holy shit reading comprehension has fallen off a cliff for you mutts these days>>544776412>Women have no agencyyea pretty much, their minds are hollow and this particularly susceptible to following trends mindlessly and integrating said trend into their persona>nor responsibility for their thoughts and actionsThoughts? lolYou seem to be falsely attributing some deeper thought and intentionality behind the actions of a foid. It's really not that deep. It's the nature of a woman to follow the crowd, and to viciously attack those who reject current groupthink.
>>544776998He's not that smart. He gets paid to be in comedy films and make an ass of himself, that makes him a professional comedian. News flash, if you paid for a job, that makes you a professional in that field.>>544777154It's faggoty white knights like you that endure women can act like total clueless whores. A real man doesn't put up with that bullshit. Fucking zoomers.
>>544777512>if you paid for a job, that makes you a professional in that field.not if ur a con man
>>544772958>dumb nigger that acted like jim carrey when he was a kid on tv thinks that not escaping from television into movies is an accomplishmentthe nigger isn't close to being a comedic legend. and comedy has been dead for decades. who cares.
>>544773902i've seen maybe one funnyish SNL clip from like 3 or 4 decades ago. it was always extremely unfunny
>>544777564It would if you were a professional conman.
>>544772958Kenan, abandoned Kel who was always funnier and more likeable than him.
>>544777688>comedy legendFucking lol never leaving the show that most successful comedians start out on makes you the opposite of a legend. He’s a fucking charisma black hole.
least funny black man.
>>544772958It’s one psy op to tell you another one is overWhenever you get a comment from aCelebrity in print that is lukewarm status qou bs.just remember it’s a pushed agenda.The intel white guys helped set up trump which helped Israel. Now the white guys are becoming more of a guidance than help so they are being left out again. Think it will just swing back and forth, no matter what.Most people are stupid and most people just move on to the next grift
>>544777795true
>>544773097He's a nigger. Niggers are gods of America.
>>544774142I can hear the broken 90s robot voice:>Daisy, Daisy>Give me your answer, do>I'm half crazy>All for the love of you>It won't be a stylish marriage>I can't afford a carriage>But you'll look sweet>Upon the seat>Of a bicycle built for two
>>544773299He also has a funny bit where he talks about how blacks are strong, have large penises and how it would be so funny if they fucked his girlfriend. His dad also died while having only mixed race children from his two fat sisters. A true catholic
>>544777512>A real man doesn't put up with that bullshit.whoa there tuff guy, don't cut yourself on all that edge. your mom's gonna need to bandage you up after you bruise your knuckles backhanding her. cringe faggot.
>>544773310>>544774215If those shorts were any shorter, she'd have another pair of cheeks to powder and lips to gloss.
>>544777885/thread
>>544773097He's not even a comedian. Has he ever did stand up? He's a comedic actor who has other people write his jokes. He's not funny.
>>544778192> A true catholicThe only Catholics I’ve ever met were Mexican so… probably.
>>544778346At best he’s the straight man that does “funny” faces. And no, he’s never done stand up or any writing.
>>544778250I don't beat women you fucking loser. You also need to be 18 to post here. Child. Anyway, when you grow up maybe you'll figure this out.
>>544773097He has seniority, 23 years on SNL.
>>544778597Yes because if there’s one thing I know about corporate television shows its that everything is done by seniority, hey maybe a few more years and he can be CEO of Comcast.
>>544778813just think of all those comedians that missed out the seniority thing.bill murray. adam sandler. will ferrell. if only they stayed. then they would have real showbiz power.
>>544773299Yes women were almost fed a crumb of personal responsibility. Kenan needs to play beta to get laid.
>>544778879He was SO close to legendary status. A few more years and he would have literally owned NBC.
>>544772958>Overshadowed by a popular comedian offending people on a comedy show known for having bouts of offensivenessSounds like SOMEONE needs better material>crowstandupmeme.jpeg
>>544773777downies are bro tier
