ZE CYBER PANDEMEEK RAGES ON
>envoyAahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh get the wata nigga
But sisters, Bun was already rewritten into Rust? How could this be happening? I thought Rust was safe...Would Rust have fixed this?
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>>544825396shitjeets burning stuff cause the tech industry is in recession because the only thing they have made in the last 10yrs is crypto scams and bonzi buddy chatbots and they know their visas are running drywait for coinbase to lose all their holdings cause their team is in india, and they are custodians for every single big bitcoin etf. What could go wrong.
So is this all just AI finding jeetery that went undetected for years because people assumed that nobody could possibly be that stupid?
>>544825396This is a good thing.AI exposing the bugs means they get fixed.If they aren't exposed, those bugs are probably still know and currently being exploited by Mossad.Kikes are absolutely seething because they are losing their little secret exploits.
>>544825396>the bug could>maybe>in theory>if the stars align and a cosmic ray flips a bit on a system without ECC.Epic
>>544825700Also, it wouldn't be surprising at all if these bugs were placed on purpose by kike agents exploiting open source dev teams.
>>544825807The Linux fags I know say all of this screams of AI discovering Mossad/CIA backdoors.
I'm so glad we invented AI so we could find security problems that no human would have ever discovered in under 20,000,000 years of blind trial and error. Web security is permanently fucked now, this is never going to end, these clankniggers are going to just keep finding flaws that no human would have ever discovered and we are going to have near constant interruptions and downtime fixing things that would really never have needed to have been fixed if AI never existed.
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>>544826296>no human would have ever discoveredIt's well known that government agencies are sitting on unpublished backdoors. Just a few years ago there was a big scandal with Mossad selling a software called Pegasus to "friendly" governments that could be used to spy on cell phones of their political opponents and journalists.
>>544826296NSA hands wrote thisTheir little fiefdom is ending
I might exit crypto before this hacking shit becomes a weekly event
>>544825396I'm 46 yo what the fuck does this mean? Please explain a a haiku format.
>>544825657Yes ironically the jeetery that was being relied on for cyberpolygon is being patched.
>>544825492>Bun was already rewritten into Rust? How could this be happening? I thought Rust was safe..The vulnerable brotli library is written in C++, which Bun calls directly.Womp womp
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all pretext for a cyber false flag that will fuck the financial system up so the kikes have something to blame for the ponzi scheme blowing up
>>544827986YOU VILL USE FED COIN AND YOU VILL BE HEPPY
>>544827986>>544829643Bitcoin is untouched and unstoppable.
>>544825396Nerds will be very upset at this news