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Out of the loop on this.

Did the cage fight ever occur?
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my money would be on zuck
musk is so physically dysmorphic i doubt he can even throw a punch
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>>544827836
Where is your time machine
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>>544828132
Time jumped without me
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>>544827951
Jews are not tall or athletic, musk size mogs, zuck would have to go to ground asap and get his back for a choke.
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>>544828226
Zuck knows martial arts
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>>544827836
It was Elon who started it
Elon who challenged Zuck
That coward Zuck JUST agreed to it..
so then, naturally, nothing happened.
Because while both are cunts, one is the ultimate fat bag of utter bullshit. Ev`ry fucking time he opens his fat fucking bullshitting mouth.
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>>544828338
I guess they all decided to just make money and forgo all of that.
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>>544827836
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJEEWuWVN-Y
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>>544828746
Kek'd
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2 weeks passed and everyone moved on to the next big le epic happooooning for real for real this time.
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>>544827836
they should be allowed to genetically engineer one person from birth as their champion, and have them roided and pumped full of growth hormones and given a 3rd lung so they can fight in a single battle to the death, then from there we could progress to space marines or some shit
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>believe anything infamous grifter shonks say
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>>544829521
Everything past covid is just manufactured reality
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>>544827951
It's a no brainer. Zuck pre getting fit not a chance but Zuck now 100%
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>>544827836
No because that was around the time zuck started working out and being a wigger

He would have destroyed elon the fat old man
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>>544827836
Niggers and liberals will call both of these things "white"
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>>544827836
The fight never happened because Musk was chickenshit coward who was too afraid to step in the ring with Zuckerberg lmao
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>>544829826
He has the same stare as 90s eminem
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>>544827951
>>544828226
zuck is literally a reptile robot
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>>544827836
No. Elon’s mom called it off
>No. I’m not joking
Zuckerberg would have wiped the floor with him anyways. As much as I dislike him, he is more fit and trained in mma and Elon is built like a sack of shit and hasn’t trained in mma (to my knowledge)
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>>544828226
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Elon is fat, old and has zero experience. On other hand Zuck is younger and trains striking and BJJ regularly. Elon just chickened out
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>>544827951
>>544827836
in a 1v1 cage match there is no question. Musk would absolutely rip that kike to shreds.
>inb4 jew jitsu
that little twink would be crying within 5 minutes.
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>>544831237
t. musksexual who doesn't know how to throw a punch
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>>544831237
you are literally fucking retarded please go train and realize how fucked you'd be against a 5 foot tall blue belt woman lmao
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>>544832037
wow, he beat up a white belt! Amazing!
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>>544832288
musk can't even beat the stairs bruh
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>>544827836
Mandingo Effect
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>>544827836
never happened because it would be extremely embarrassing. suckerbergenstein has trained jew jitsu andhe doesnt even have to be any good to completely trash someone with no training. a couple basic maneuvers and he'd strangle elon or armbar him and make him tap.
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>>544827836
Zucc would quite literally fold that fat cunt in half



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