I CAN'T AFFORD POPCORN
>>544828754Popcorn isn't FOR you anymore.
>>544828754Buy a popcorn maker.Buy bags of kernels.Profit.
>he buys the pre bagged microwavable slop
$6.50 for 12 bags isn’t bad
>>544828876Oh wait those are the mini bags
>>544828754get a bag of kernels moron it's like $1
>>544828876shit for brains ass white nigger
>>544828754I can't afford deodorant... I feel like a jeet
>>544828943smell like a nigger or a jeet tough choice
>>5448289143 tablespoons of canola oil and let it rip on the stove melt a quarter stick of butter and you’re off to the races. Sucks to be OP. I eats it by the trash bag.
Keeping an eye on prices at the grocery store is critical now.There's a whole market for people try to sneak through $80 for things that were $1 before, for a thing that's so low price that nobody looks at the price, stop it, you have to look at the price now, and scan for the $80 thing that used to cost a dollar so you can wonder how is this even for sale?Sellers are Corrupt and unscrupulous, the only punishment they understand is you stop buying their shit when they push too far in replacing the cheese in the pizza with cheaper wood chips and stiffening weighty elements, to see when you notice and stop buying it that there aren't any calories in the thing.
>>544828914>>544828820Bottom shelf. $5 a pound for kernels.
>>544828754>GMO corn>Seed oils >SaltYou're better off
>>544828754the west has fallen
>>544828754$5 for that amount of kernels wtf? in the UK that would cost you 50 pounds.
>>544829182If you eat that much popcorn, you're still making out. Microwavable popcorn is also carcinogenic. Pop it yourself, you fuckin' nancy. The butter can at least be real that way.(I don't really think you're a nancy, just do the math on the cost/volume per packet of microwavable popcorn. It's better.)
>>544829813FIVE. DOLLARS. FOR. ONE. POUND. OF. CORN.
>>5448291822 lbs $2.50 you fat bitch
>>544828754Hey, OP, do you wanna explain why you used an image from Reddit that was posted just only a few hours ago?
>>544828754That $5 sack of kernels makes ~20 four-quart pots on your stove top.
the microwave stuff pops better too many shells if you pop it yourself in an air popper or whatever
I got the black version of this machine. Red one is cheaper. It is a good one if you want to pop your own. Eight pounds of orville is only $13 on Amazon. Plus you need flavacol, butter flavoring and coconut oil.
>>544829879Keep it up and I'll pay you five dollars to pound your corn, bucko.
>>544828754Get a fucking job sissy libtard dipshit
>>544830054It sits on this ikea locker.
>>544828943I can’t even afford toothpaste anymore
>>544830159Feels good to be able to afford unlimited popcorn.
>>544829908It's /pol/ tradition. Half the threads here come straight from the front page of Reddit, every single day. But you already knew that.
>>544830320faggot
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