Men are tired even right out of the womb
>>544829140>Señor bebé
Me gusta tetonas, muy leche por favor
Senorita...leche...por favor
>>544829140That's a funny ass baby, dude
>>544829776I hate babies with a passion, but that's a cool baby.
>>544829140He's acting like his wife is chewing him out about all the work he has to do
The reincarnation cycle is getting all fucked up because the soul harvest approaches
>>544831127this desu senpai baka desu
>>544829140lil niggas already a landscaper with 3 dui's and 8 kids....grim how much more R selected browns are becoming
>>544829561KEK
>>544829140That is literally the most Mexican baby born to date.That little ese is gonna unite latin america
>>544829140NO QUIERO LECHE PUTA QUIERO CERVEZACERVEZAAAA
>>544829140poor bastard only few hours in this shit demon world and he has already had enough of its bullshit
he already owns a rusted out 2008 silverado with a bed full of scrap metal
>>544831127Reaping is a constant event, as the creators desire for virgins means he must replenish his anal slave stock as often as possible. He follows a FIFA rule so that his male children don’t live too long and his female children die once he’s done slammin dat azz namsayin.
>>544829140Gottdamn, lil niggas already got 6 years of roofing under his belt
SENOR PINK
Baby was born paying taxes
>>544829140Pretty sure this little toothless pendeco wouldn't give me back my passport till I gave him 300 pesos.
>>544829140More hair than half the zoomer population
>>544830015Oh my gosh me too, fellow redditor.
>>544829140ok he's alive now lets cut his dick skin off
>>544829140He's gonna look exactly the same in 40 years.
>>544829140Wtf baby mustache? Is this real?
>>544829140Spoiler alert: It's female.
The received pension the moment he was born
>>544829140That's an old soul recognizing it's been returned to Earth for further karmic debt/learning ("Ah, fuck. Not this shit again.")
>>544829140Why does he look like kojima
>>544829481>>544829560>>544831251>>544832396
>>544838278This. That's why the Tibetians celebrate death to exit the shit show and sorrow the birthIt's all in the Tibetian Book of the Dead
>>544829140>"I'm too old for this shit"
>>544829140AI slop has gotten HQ
>>544829140Came out of the womb with a bag of chicharrones
>>544829481lol
>>544829140>fetal alcohol syndrome Many such spics
>>544829140meanwhile i cant grow facial hair at 31 years old
>>544831127Lmao.
>>544838535There's other cultures through history that famously mourned the births and celebrated death. I agree with them.
>>544829140Montenegrin commandments always related.
>>544829140I've never seen such a young boomer.
>>544829140El Bigotes
>>544829140ayo why this baby look like lionel richie ALL NIGHT LONGALL NIGHT
>>544829140>carlito just got off a 9 month shift and within an hour of getting home he's already got a bitch yapping in his earwe're reaching levels of tired previously thought impossible
>>544829140>How_Pedro_Pascals_are_made.mp4