Americans consider any method of cleaning your asshole other than toilet paper to be gay and effeminate.Bidets, wet wipes, anything that isn’t plain standard dry toilet paper would get you branded a queer in the United States. The American masculine ideal has a circumcised penis and a shit-smear encrusted asshole.
Im surprised a jeet knows anything about toilets.
>>544838319They worship rhen actually. Many have seen their gods appear in the toilet.
>>544838389Is that why they shit on the streets?
>>544838276That's right. Real men stick their hand up their crack. We NEVER back down from a challenge.
>>544838276Bidet is godsend
>>544838276I thought it was gay to wipe your ass at all.
>>544838276Here's a partial list of things considered gay in America:Using a bidetDrinking wineDrinking wine coolersOwning a bicycle past age 10Going for a walkBeing slender and fit/leanWearing fashionable clothesReading booksBeing able to discuss college level topics>t. Lived in the USA 30 years, was called gay for not drinking bud light, not being obese, wearing decent clothes, drinking wine
>>544838276Bait has to be believable you low effort twat.
>>544838804Bud light tastes like shit. We get Guinness here even if it's inferior to Irish Guinness, it's still Guinness.
>>544838804>fashionable clotheslol how many dicks have you sucked today btw?
>>544838276Bidet Chads are winning at life. If you still smear shit around your asshole in 2026 like a poo person, you have lost control over your life. I can’t praise bidets enough. Once you have gotten a taste of this civilisational achievement , you’ll refuse even using a toilet that forces you to smear shit around your ass in the future.
>>544838909See? This obese Mexican wears trash bag looking baggy clothes and underarmour brand slop. Only.They just watch NFL and want to be fat niggerd in synthetic slop clothes.
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>>544838276Who cares what insecure gen-x men think? I blast my ass clean, and save on toilet paper.
No reasonable alternative has been invented; they're all just variations.Bidet: It gets your butt wet, so eventually you have to wipe it dry with something.Wet wipes: Just glorified toilet paper—and less ecologic
Not gay
GayYou can tell because he is white and has a BMI under 25.
>>544838804We don't think any of that is gay, you were probably just being a faggot
>>544838276Can some eurofag please explain bidets to me? Wouldn't the jet stream just shoot water on your shitty ass and then splash shit water all over your ass cheeks, making an even bigger mess? Then do you just pull your pants back on with shit water all over your ass and parts of your legs?
>>544838804You were called gay because you're a liar.
>>544838276Untrue, I have 3 bidets in my American home and use them often. You are just retarded.
>>5448382761pbtid>>544838319fpbp
>>544838804>Drinking wine coolersThis is the only thing on the list that is true. Yes, drinking wine coolers is incredibly gay.
>>544838804One of two of these ain't so bad. But all of them at once? You. Are. GAY.
Genuinely what is it with some people? I used to clean the bathroom at work and some outwardly clean and normal smelling people regularly left shit streaks on the back part of the toilet seat, and grey skin flakes on the front part.I've had some days where I didn't shower because I felt ill, and I have diarrhea semi regularly, but I have never once left dried shit and dead skin on a toilet seat even before ai used a bidet. I saw much worse than that, but normal clean looking people having unwashed asses was more traumatizing to me than the giant messes crazy people left.
>>544838276Did you know you can add water to toilet paper? It works better than smearing shit on your hands Patel
Imagine any other scenario, where you get shit on you. Would you wipe it off with some paper and call it good? No, you'd go to the sink and scrub the shit out of it
>>544838276Only actual way to clean your asshole is a wash cloth in the shower or thick paper towel. Bidets and wet wipes do not clean all the shit hate to break it to euro shit stainsOnly demographic that does this in large numbers is black Americans. For all their faults at least they are not covered in shit
>>544840069Epic Marvel reference
>>544838276>getting backshots from a toilet isn't gay>using cumwipes isn't gayi dont wipe, and when i wipe i use the most coarse and painful types of paper to prevent any type of pleasurable experience from cleaning my anus.faggot.
>>544840106Close but no cigar. You're in a room that has absorbent tissue and hot water. Why is this so hard for people to put 2 and 2 together
why do shitskins and faggots put so much effort into asshole cleaning, when their main goal is the consumption of feces?
Forget bidets, Germany what the FUCK is this?!
>>544838276Did you know Indians do not wipe? They just shit, stand up and walk away. Thatsbwhy they're allways digging in their ass and smelling like literal shit. The dot they put on their head is actually just a poop dollop
>>544842939It is call Scheißeteller. You are expected to observe and evaluate your stool before flushing. When you go to the doctor, the second question they will ask concerns its color and consistency; if you cannot answer this, the doctor will not bother to help you and will simply let you die.
>>544838804European men are default queens in America. It's your slender feminine frames and high water pants and thin Tom's style girls shoes. You also carry a purse and stare at massive American ogres with your mouth open and tounge out and dripping saliva from your lips.
>>544838276Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really don’t have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses a roll of toilet paper per day. If you have a family of 4, that’s 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. Toilet paper rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.
>>544843063Is this what Socialized Healthcare does to people?
>>544838276HONEST QUESTION FOR YOU INDIANS I've wondered about the social aspect of shitting in the street. When you are shitting in a group, is it a social time? Are you talking with your fellow defecators about the local sports ball? Is there a hierarchy about who can shit where? Do you compare poop? How do you wipe?
>>544838389>They worship rhen actually. Many have seen their gods appear in the toilet.They're unironically afraid of the toilet witch
>>544838603>I thought it was gay to wipe your ass at all.No, gays wipe each other assholes and smear the shit all over each other. Just like pajeets do.
>>544838804>Drinking wine>Drinking wine coolersThose are not equivalent. Wine is classy. Wine coolers are for women and faggots.
>>544838955>I can’t praise bidets enough.I would use a bidet. I wish my house was wired and plumbed for one. Maybe next house I buy.
>>544838276americans are fiercely masculineus eurosissies could never understand
>>544839125>We don't think any of that is gay, you were probably just being a faggotWine coolers are definitely gay. And you're right that he was probably being a faggot.
>>544843241shit you beat me to it
>>544839964Indians make messes on purpose anon. To show dominance and gain izzat.
Bosnian Muslims always have water bottle at their workplace that they use to wash their assholes.
>>544843063>It is call Scheißeteller. You are expected to observe and evaluate your stool before flushing. When you go to the doctor, the second question they will ask concerns its color and consistency; if you cannot answer this, the doctor will not bother to help you and will simply let you die.This is the most German thing I have ever read.
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>>544843241>the average person uses a roll of toilet paper per day.
>>544838276The cut dick goyim with no sensitivity in their bellends prefer to have an asshole destroyed by sandpaper? No way
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Muslims wipe their ass with rocks.
>>544844304Did you get beaten as a child for using the toilet sukdeep?
>>544839640>>544839296>>544839125>>544838909Maybe I should add that I'm from the South. Red necks and Mexicans and niggers have a very strict standard for acceptable male behavior. What is shown during NFL games before they brought on male cheerleaders and Budlight went trans.These days I guess all Americans are gay faggots.
>>544843133We do stare but not for the reason you think...
>you're jealous of our wealth and tasty food and power euroPOOR
>>544843809You can get an add-on unit that attaches to a standard toilet and taps into the water line, no wires needed. I have them on multiple toilets and they work well. They don't really cut the need for toilet paper, but they do get you cleaner.
>>544843133this sounds like your closeted gay fantasy bro
>>544838276there are weekly toilet paper wars between americans in supermarkets because americans have been raised by the core principles of greed so helping a fellow toilet paper enjoyer out with a roll never ever enters their mind. millions must wash their ass because some fat cunt bought 200 rolls. a society like that is unsustainable long term
>>544838276They make an ass cleaner that you spray on your TP before wiping to get the best of both worlds
>>544844802>Maybe I should add that I'm from the South.Sooo you are a Jew lover.
>>544838276American (Italian) men figured out a way around this just take an entire fucking shower after every single shit
