I'd rather be a NEET than be forced to do team building exercises with normies.
>>544846412meanwhile, in china:
>>544846412No that's mostly office drone jobs.
>>544846412There is a solution for this problem.
>>544846412I heard that the local Tesco has people go down on all fours and bark like dogs during interviews. I guess they're trying to weed out the mature people.
>>544846412i would kill myself and everyone around after 15 seconds of this shit in minecraft
>>544846412This is what happens when you dont do drugs.
>>544846510Kek nice fit swap
>>544846412You will roll on the floor, goy, and you will be happynow make like a worm and wiggle nigga
>>544846412Jewish Daycare for woman
>>544846412>laughter yogaHoly shit I thought that was just a meme from that Mencius Moldbugman post and not a real thing. Imagine a fat childless catlady from HR heavily "laughing" in your face while you try to do the same to avoid some roasties calling you "weird". Yeah nah fuck that shit, nigger. I'd rather stay at home all day and fap to loli hentai instead.
>>544848236Isn’t that just the superior option. Now the strat is finding a job where your presence is so useless you can skip off for a wank without anyone having a fit. Any reccs for loli doujinshi?
>>544848236I could look past everything going on if there weren't approximately 1/2 of the room standing around with their phones out recording the spectaclethese people are already living in the future moment where they upload this to social media for updoots, this entire thing is preformative
>>544846412almost all women with faggy guys
>>544846412>activate sober joyrope fuel
>>544848236>just a meme from that Mencius Moldbugman postPOST IT
>>544846412I wonder what these people talk about.
>>544846412Women used to stay home in the nursery, but Jews convinced them they hated it and wanted to work at the office. So women went to the office and they hated it, so they turned it into a nursery because that's really what they like.
>>544846412>Why don't young men want to join the work force?
>>544846412Working is a humiliation ritual.
>>544846412That's adult day care so women don't have children fake jobs.
I've never had to do any team building shit. Thats for people who work in office jobs.
>>544846412>mfw I get asked to take part
>>544846510I didn't know French got that fat.
>>544846489China hasn't defeated a foreign army in 500 years that's the really funny part
>>544849826they had some good stick fights with the jeets though, whatever came of that?
>>544846412Yes all jobs now require you to go through regular humiliation rituals where you're forced to do "training", which is usually designed for teaching common sense to illiterate 70IQ niggers.But nevertheless you, as a white man, must sit there and click "this is a slippery when wet sign, it means the floor is slippery and wet".I'm just not gunna do it.
>>544849871i think we lost some battles and some land
>>544849780Or you exude so much fat bastard oji-san aura that the foids instinctively ignore you. They know inviting me will start the world warping curse known as Doujin Logic.
>>544846412Hope a nigger burns them all alive
>>544846412they even have a squishy mat in case Betty has a stroke
>>544849871China and India know they're going to have to fight, full bore, one lives one is annihilated, real pre-WW2 war eventually, since they both depend on the same aquifer and both need more than half of it, but they're both the worst fighters this side of Africa so they just fight with shovels in the mountains to delay the inevitable for a little longer.When that war eventually happens, it's going to be the funniest thing in human history. Piss men against poo men, a billion circus performers killing each other in the world's biggest toilet, winner take nothing.
>>544849773-t. has to refresh his (whatever your trade is) safety cert 4 times every year by clicking the same retardedly boring shit on the computer for an hour
>>544846412Idk. I made my millions the old fashioned way, by marrying into them
>>544846412The age of mental patients is upon us
>>544846412>I..... IS THAT PEOPLE HAVING FUN AND LAUGHING?!?! I HAD FUN ONCE IT WAS AWEFUL!sad sack of shit
>>544846412Sometimes. It's a mix of people who tell me how awesome I am and people who treat me like the help. All depends on the day.
>>544850193Sorry babe but men get their enjoyment from either doing action packed dangerous stuff or fiercely competing with other men.Or fiercely competing with other men in a competition which is action packed with dangerous stuff.
>>544846412Imagine the smell
>>544850193Anon this site was founded to make fun of the way other people had fun.
>ywn get to roll on the floor and "accidentally" brush against bobs and vagenesY even live
>>544850193if you cant see the belittlement of adults rolling around on a playmat i dont know what to tell you..
>>544850193They are no people they are all subhuman genetic wastes that should have been aborted before plaguing the planet. They are roleplaying their future in the gas chambers.
>>544846412I'd turn around and leave if they asked me to participate in that.If they want to fire me over it, be my guest and try to figure out how to replace me within a week or so before everything falls apart.
>>544846412What kind of psychopath came up with this
>>544850503No it was founded so moot wouldn't get bullied for being into anime on SA
>>544849947luckily those trainings are all online now and stay the same every time you get them, so I just have a checklist which goes>question 1, option Band so on for every training and hammer through it without even reading that shit
>>544851161a woman probably I had shit like that (not as retarded as that though, but still pretty retarded) a lot back when I still worked in academia. there was a budget for it, and that budget had to be spent, so they constantly invited retarded cunts who were supposed to do some team building exercises or whatever.pretty much every time they asked for activate participation instead of just me idling my day away looking at my phone, I just stood up and left.
>>544850193Its only gezellig if you dont force it.
>>544846412Don't these people have actual work to do?If HR put something like this in my calendar I'd just say "sorry I'm busy" and skip it.
>>544846412They seem to be having fun tho
>>544846412I'd take a job here and play along as long as they give me money.
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>>544846412Wtf is this? Are westerners all mentally ill?
>>544850082Your brown penal colony routines are really bewildering for anyone from a civilized country, holy fucking shit.
>>544846412this is what liberals use your taxes for while you break your back in a factory and yes its all woke women and beta men
>>544849721They never have anything to talk about.>me and my husband are leasing a new car>we're renovating the porch>my kids were such a handful this morning, oh those little angels can sure be a lot sometimes, but I love them haha>we're going on a vacation this summer to [SAME PLACE THAT WE GO EVERY YEAR]>virtue signal about the newest thing going on in the world that they don't know anything aboutI would also like to add that you may have to ATTEND those team building things, but if your contract doesn't say that you have to participate in laughter yoga (or whatever dumb shit is going on) then you can absolutely just say: "No thank you." and the company won't do shit because they know that it's a lawsuit if they fire you for it.
