What the fuck is this?
Elite pooman crapitol saar?
What gender is that
>>544853043Satanic sick shit!!!
>>544853043Well it's a pretty pilpulish question.I would pick not me because I never said that, on the other hand I hate that jewish (((art))) right there.
>>544853043It is a retard test.It is testing if you're an antisocial retard that can't do a Walmart job.
>>544853043plausible deniability to fire you for any reason>oh fuck he isn't a retarded brown nigger>erm let's blame the personality test when we ghost himnow you can't even have a useless shitty daycare position at walmart
Ive applied and had four interviews to bestbuy but always get rejected after 120 question thing. I think I'm just flagged
>retard can't pick the normie answers
>>544853319Or white.
>>544853043is this how far along the personality type bullshittery line we are? what could this possibly even tell you about a person?
Daily reminder- do not tell them what is true, only tell them what they want to hear so you get the job.
Don't do it op. Save yourself from working in hell.
>what??? IS THIS POZZED???>AAHHH I MUST PICK THE WRONG ANSWER OUT OF SPITE!also>walmartlol
>>544853043A trap. once you get that type of job it's all anyone will ever employ you for ever again too, I don't know why we don't just replace this shit with robots and vending machines honestly, I fucking HATE retail, and they all get in your way whilst you shop picking items up to deliver to people by using the store like it's a warehouse instead of a shop, waste of time and money.
>>544854128Whats so funny? I’m just trying to survive. Where the fuck else should I work?
>>544854172someplace that pays more than 12/hr
Its a chud detector. If you say you dont understand modern art it will register you as a migger and ban you from working in america
>>544853043Those tests are meant to pick out psychopaths. Just answer everything like you have an open mind, are willing to help, are open to instruction, and aren't a pushover when it comes to PC morality/company policy.
>>544854232Nothing wrong with a person who's trying to survive.
>>544854239I understand the painting more than those administering the test. I understand that abstract art was created by the CIA to degrade the human spirit and also, it’s Jewish. I would would pick the right answer for the wrong reasons. When you achieve supreme chudderstanding, you must hide your power level when amongst the plebs.
>>544854497>all art should be naked girls, cityscapes and countrysides>FORVER.
>>544854637yesonly kikes think a banana taped to a wall is art
>>544853043yeah target has some similar bullshit on theirs. It's basically a psychological test to weed out potential mass shooters and lazy commies looking to unionize.
>>544854637u mad bro?
I advise instead of wal mart you try to find work through a temp agency. Decline everything until they offer a factory/warehouse job that pays $20 an hour or more. Do a good job, show up every day, and you'll get hired on with benefits that you won't get at wal mart.
>>544853319how much is that paying that you need 4 fucking interviews and 120 questions answered?
>>544853043What even is the "right" answer to pass / what they want?I guess midwits but they probably would prefer niggers or low caste Indians, who would say "no". But if you're above 110 IQ you would also know modern art is fake and gay racketeering for elite pedos to traffic children and cocaine
>>544855339>But if you're above 110 IQdisqualified, back to cenno line
How do I work this painting???I think I'm using the painting wrong!
>>544855444Nice tripsThat's what I mean though is >110 IQ would actually answer the same as niggers to this question, even though niggers are just answering no because they are retarded.It's like a bell-curve question that seems to be perfectly filtering what they want rather than keeping it.Unless they specifically want white midwits?
>>544853043>thank you for applying to our part time shelf stocker job with no benefits, can you interpret art?
>>544853458Extremely>>544855247I dont need much but just like computers and have an A+ cert. Im definitely flagged since I've done 50+ applications and almost got hired but the HR tram said their AI system said my work history was suspicious
>>544853043sounds and looks like Rotschild bullshit there were stupid chicano bitch tests before, NOW you are asking "what the fuck is this?" that is so gay and evil, it has no right answerbe Walter Mercado, that much of a gay brown spic mutt slave, so you get the job while listening to Chinese witchcraft while you pretend to stock
>>544855339Children being taught whats up and whats good and cocaine sounds basedthis is evil slavery asaliarado wagecuck shit remember kids: sex is gay but chris hansen is your enemy
>>544853043It's an aptitude test because honestly, and as respectfully as possible, this is a low skill job that caters towards faggot NEETs like yourself who bitch and moan at your parents all day and have oppositional defiant disorder so they put these skill assessments in place to weed you retards out in order to hire hot latina girls and black girls to work there. And why they do this is to allow big dicked millennial daddies like myself to get easy pussy.
>>544853043Wow, everyone ITT took the bait.It was a funny game
>>544855339>"Me"they want worker drones who don't think or push back, so i'd reckon thats the proper answer for a stocking wagie role?
>>544853243literally every walmart employee i have ever met has either been a drooling retard, a 100 year old or a nigger with an attitude so i refuse to believe this is correct
>>544856948But that would also exclude the lower indian caste, whatever they're called, that are literally bred to be the perfect shabbos goycattle slaveUnless maybe it's like reverse psychology where they think the indians will lie and say they do
>>544857035The trick is to not reveal intelligence to a corporation, otherwise they'll realize if you have sentience you'll likely move on quick - they want compliant, shallow thinkers.
>>544853043i guess it's testing how conscientous you are
Just wanted a chill night shift job stocking shelves and I got hard filtered by answering these kinds of questions honestly, because honesty is the best policy and I also want to demonstrate that I am an honest person.https://youtu.be/7smG_3QdYtw
>>544853043It's a humiliation ritual for whites while the pakistani store manager hires her family members for every position.
>>544854637yes, absolutely.
>>544860014A local Dairy Queen is staffed literally entirely by Indians. I went there once and then just left.
>>544853043that's the test you get when applying for fucking olive garden, walmart has there own test that doesn't have the blue UN people
>>544857022They're testing compliance with globohomo. If you "don't understand art" it implies you're an antisemite.
>>544860105All the DQs around me hire White teenagersIts the grocery stores that are sukhdeeped in dikshit
>>544857022Its probably because a relative of a director owns some sham "personality test" company. If peer reviewed psychology is pseudoscience, no way these tests are more than LARPing.
>>544853043"Tell us things about yourself that you don't personally know so that we can trust the information"Humiliation ritual (first of many)
I don't understand the question?
>>544853043The answer is C
>>544853043I don't even get what the fuck it's trying to say. This feels like some young gen-z or gen alpha meme.
>>544860922Some HR director got paid a 100k bonus for implementing that btw
>>544853181All of them
>>544853043Human resources does not know how to hire because human resources is full of fucking stupid ass foids, so they end up consulting with some firm that promises to increase employee retention and lower the amount of undesirable employees hired. So they buy/license a retarded personality test to weed out candidates in the most arbitrary way possible. There are hidden values in each answer and at the very end it’s compounded into a sort of score. And depending on what the employer wants, certain scores are more desirable than other scores. They don’t want anyone who is a free thinker loner who will justifiably use the job is just a steppingstone to another satisfying, high paying career. This whole personality test bullshit is basically Jewish/goyim humiliation ritual.
>>544853319You need to fill out your rate at the top of the page.>I Charge $40 per answer as my penmanship is labourThen send them a bill. Then sue them.
>>544853043It's a Jewish test to identify whether you're a raped goyslave or bad goy
>>544853043>be me back home in burgerland>do these hundreds of times>dozens of interviews>always rejected from every minimum wage job>be me>get a degree>instantly get hired into cushy remote work with competing offersWhy does this happen? Who do these tests filter out?
>>544853043It's a chud test, say you do understand paintings
>>544853043Maybe the point is that you aren’t supposed to try to game the test? Maybe you stand a better chance at being hired if you select answers by random chance?
>>544853043It's blue, it should love that painting
>>544853043This kind of shit needs to either be made illegal or employers need to pay you for your time when you apply. But to be honest if you are still applying for work to trade your time for money you're retarded and haven't been paying attention so you are basically fucked. The greater problem people are all facing is the fact they have been intellectually priced out of society. They are too-low IQ. Things like flying cars, rocket ships, and AI scare them because they are mysterious ethereal concepts to them rather than machines or pulses of electrons inside of silicon like a real person.
>>544862632A lot of people don't understand the allegorical meaning behind paintings always falling into it's all "subjective" which isn't the case. The vast majority of non-modern work have a distinct message. This is pure slop. Also OP needs to choose the "Not Me" to disagree with the negative framing of the original question.
>>544853043You write if you, overall, understand paintings (art). Or not. If you don't understand paintings like this bullshit in your picrel you Klick "me" as if saying "yes, Picasso was a REAL artist and not just a kike". If you want the job klick the other shit.
>>544863469Why the fuck is it written like this though? Why not "i don't understand paintings." Yes/no
>>544853043this is how they screen out white people.
>>544853043just lie about everything to get the job companies can't do shit about you lying to them and if they find out you lied just keep lying worst that can happen is you get fired and they cope and seethe
>>544854637You need more?
>>544853184FUCKING QUEERS.
>>544853043what the fuck?
>>544855339>>544856948>>544857035I think the correct answer is not me.They're filtering out intelligent people, people with a sense of a moral justice, people with empathy, and people that can appreciate nuance because those kinds of people can pose a threat to the mouthbreathing middle-management down the line (by forming unions and such or refusing to mercilessly fire vast swathes of workers when corporate says so later down the line). Basically filtering for 'compliance' and filtering for psychopathic traits the OPPOSITE of what >>544854323 says.To beat these imagine you're an opinionated brainlet NPC.You click 'not me' for Don't understand paintings because paintings are easy to understand, why wouldn't they be, they're all just meaningless cool patterns like that tattoo you want to get, or that stylized headshot of that popstar you like.You also have to larp as someone non-risky and unimaginative.So not me to skydiving.Not me to fantasy.Imaginative people are troublemakers to middle management and corporate.So probably no thinking outside the box either or always wonder why.Resist temptation should be me because you might steal.Larp as a risky, unimaginative, NPC that favours routine, tradition, jumping when the boss says jump (overtime = me), thinks they know all about the world (no mysteries or fantasy) and that everything is as it should be.
>>544864860Larp as a *nonrisky, unimaginative, obedient, bootlicking, routine/tradition loving, small-minded NPC.
>>544854444Ivan with the quads of truth
>>544854232nigger i live in a small town in the south and walmart starts at 14-17
>>544853043Job placement and psychological profiling is illegal, so they do quirky quizzing to gather info on you in other ways. They can say it's so that they know how to reward you, what you like. This question is likely meant either put you above others if they need people to help customers decide what art to get. Or they know not to get you art as a present.
If you genuinely want to pass, think to yourself which answer is most sociable and friendly, but also low iq. If it comes up there are no shades of gray, stealing is always bad, if you see somebody stealing baby food, call loss prevention. The perfect walmart employee is friends with everyone but only graduated high school because of no child left behind. Somebody with no prospects or perspective. Somebody who answers 'But I did eat breakfast this morning'. Somebody who will see a poster saying union dues cost as much as a PS5 and say out loud 'That's bad! Why would I spend money on that? I need that money!' in front of their walmart manager.
>>544853181Blue
