So I’m not washing my hair anymore. Apparently you’re not allowed to say that. Watch how angry people get.I looked at my shampoo yesterday. Really looked at it. “Dead Sea minerals.”Oh. Interesting.So I’m standing naked in my own bathroom, and somehow Israel is involved. How did that happen? I wanted clean hair. I didn’t ask for a strategic partnership.And the instructions? “Lather. Rinse. Repeat.”Repeat? For how long? What’s the exit strategy? Nobody can tell you. You’re just supposed to keep doing it. Forever.Then my wife says, “Tucker, please. You smell.”I love my wife. Wonderful woman. But notice she didn’t address a single one of my questions. She went straight to the personal attack. That’s what they do when they’re losing.Look, I’m not against washing hair. I’m against mandatory American participation in washing hair.If Netanyahu wants these minerals on my head so badly, he can come over here and explain why.Until then, the oils stay.
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Why did Qatar money make Tucker go schizophrenic
Using shampoo does dry your hair out. Based. Water with some light soap is fine. Big shampoo doesnt want you to know this
Fuxking based Holy shit
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>>544857981>mom i posted it again
Posting in a golden bread.
What is going on?
>>544857981>So I’m standing naked in my own bathroom, and somehow Israel is involved.
>>544857981I want to use the dead sea mud mask and know the salt kills anything that lives. But to think that it is just an ocean of jew bathwater. Eugh
>>544857981Washing your hair everyday can cause baldness. Its why foids dont do it. Tkd tnd tpd
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>>544857981funny joke haha but does a single man alive use shampoo instead of just the soap bar?
>>544857981This pretty common now. All the girls I know wash their hair like once a week. I have long hair but its just not a good method for me. I tried skipping shampoo but it just makes my scalp feel all itchy and my hair WILL end up getting knotted to shit and start forming whiteboi dreadlocks, not a good look. Instead I just use a gentle sulfate-free shampoo designed for wavy/curly hair and it works well for me
>>544857981I unironically only wash my hair with shampoo once a week, it's not good for your hair to do it daily. You're also a seething kike
>>544859601Get a comb and comb it daily I rinse mine with water daily and comb it, no problems
Women already wash their hair weekly. Why would a man need to wash hair more often? The purpose is to clean the scalp, rinse out sweat, and reduce the oily feel of the hair to a pleasing texture.You're reinventing what women have known for decades.
>>544859672You're not supposed to comb curly hair except when its wet. You just end up damaging the hair that way, and it looks like I just got electrocuted if I were to do that.Different hair types require different methods. It took me a while to figure out how to take care of mine because I was following boilerplate advice that really only applies to straight hair
Unironically though washing your hair too much and stripping the oils will turn you into an early norwoodlet
>>544857981how about penis?
>>544857981I have lush thick hair, I bath once a month, never wear hats, and drink my own cum.
>>544857981Did he say this?It's incredibly based.
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>>544857981I haven't in like 15 years and it's whatever. I'm white and naturally clean. I'm almost 40 and look like Frodo Biggins
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>>544860457Doesn't work for me. I need shampoo and conditioner to be able to comb and untangle it. Trust me, I've tried all these various methods over the years. My hair looks worse that way, not to mention itchy. And you'll probably say the itchiness is a temporary problem that goes away, but trust me, I've tried this, it doesn't for me. My hair is too thick for that
>>544857981>Repeat? For how long? What’s the exit strategy? Nobody can tell you. You’re just supposed to keep doing it. Forever.it's like tucker himself wrote this, it's impossible not to read it in his voice kek
>>544860485Were you a baby face your whole life?
>>544859601I get instant dandruff or dry skin flakes if I go without washing for 2 days.It becomes 1 day if my hair is long.Not sure if it's humidity/location related or my body. I'm in humid Vancouver, when I travel to other places, like Curacao, that dandruff is way less
>>544860646I get itchy hair too, but I comb it and it scrapes the debris and dead skin off, after that it feels better.Sorry that doesn't work for you, hope you find something that does
>>544859426you're welcome to wash your bald ass head with soap but anyone with hair uses shampoo like a normal civilized human being.
>>544860670I think washing it causes dandruff desu
>>544860719I did, like I said. Sulfate-free shampoo designed for curly hair. No more itching/dandruff, no more dryness or greasiness Just combing my hair in the showed and scraping/massaging my scalp just ends up in flaking skin that's so bad its like the top layers of skin are peeling off and my scalp feels raw
>>544860758If I don't, it's like shit gets trapped. I went 2 weeks at most, I got pimples all over my scalp on 2nd week.I dunno, feel like I'm cursed.I also get terrible breath from constant tonsil stones.
>>544857981I haven't taken a bath in 2 years, I can endure their whining longer than they can endure my smell
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