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You're appointed as the new fuhrer of India and your goal is to turn it into a first world country. How do you achieve this?

You can't kill indians
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>>544863031
I'll just nuke poland
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>>544863031
>You can't kill indians

why the fuck would i be the fuhrer of said shithole? then. matter of fact, i would never set foot on the worlds anus to be honest.
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>>544863031
i make eating cow meat mandatory and shitting pissing in the street also serving streefood will be a prion sentence , anyone filming women will be put on a watchlist and picking up of trash and disposing it becomes a mandatory civilian duty.
i also issue them showers and toilets and ban curry and certain spices , everyone has to wear gloves while handling food.
rivers become natural parks , you have to show id and if you are caught throwing trash in em you will be fed to the tigers in the jungle.
i could come up with more rulesets but this should cover it.
also not allowed to access the internet outside of india.
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>>544863031
You turn the indians into jam boys
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>>544863031
>You can't kill indians
i send all the indians to canada
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>>544863031
Have sex with her 1 billion times to create a new population replacing the old.
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>>544863031
>You can't kill indians
castrate them
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Travel back in time and convince nixon to off shore the factories into india instead of china, while offshoring the telemarking and knowledge economy jobs into china instead of india
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India nukes Israel.

Then Indians move to Israel as they want to be Israeli and jewish so bad.

The Chinese take over India.
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>>544864379
If vance becomes president, they all go to your country
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>>544863031
>How do you achieve this? You can't kill indians.
Oh, easy asf.

Just split bharat into south and north.

dravidians/negroid race in the south,

muslims/caucasoid in the north with strict borders.

it’d end up like an iran/syria/egypt level country, which is fine. not turkey ofc but still ok.
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>>544864547
Sounds legit
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>>544864547
Streetshitters are literally all from the north while tech ceo are all from the south
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>>544863031
>eating cow meat mandatory
no problem saar if it give izzat
>shitting pissing in the street
no problem saar i will shit in my house
>filming women will be put on a watchlist
no problem saar i start filming men
>picking up of trash
no problem saar i throw it at in neighbor house for izzat
>i also issue them showers and toilets
thank you very much saar i sell on ebay
>everyone has to wear gloves while handling food
no problem saar i wear glove all day glove when shitting glove when food
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>>544864659
>>544864298
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>>544863031
Ok, I would find a rare hottie with a decent pair of milkers
And I’d suckle them whenever I’m bored. I’d give her stuff of course. That’s about it. I made 1 persons life better so that’s more than before
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>>544863031
Send one nuke to Pakistan, Bangladesh and China and every remaining one to Israel.Flee to Argentina and watch the entire subcontinent get genocided by the Chinks whilst avoiding any migration to Europe because the zogbots are in shock by the destruction of Israel.
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>>544863031
My policy would be simple - more trains. I'm not technically killing them, they're just attracted to them
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>>544863031
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>>544863031
Would kill them all. With only me being left my country is 100% white, no crime, no nothing.
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>>544864834
Didn't work for south america and africa
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>>544864615
>"muh tech ceo" (appointed by the Jews)
>"muh gdp" libtard cap. argument
lmao, who cares

>>544864613
>Sounds legit
it actually is. if you understand human nature, history and the link between race, biology and culture, splitting india in half makes total sense. the differences are huge because they're literally completely different groups of people. you can't just force them to be "the same" using civic nationalism or social constructs, those deep-seated differences will always surface eventually.
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>>544864793
Only correct answer
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>>544864869
Ah and for the
>>no indians
Indians died around the time England arrived there.
There's no Indian left since then. So it makes perfect sense.
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>>544863031
Sterilize the entire population?
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>>544863031
Make throwing trash, polluting water, rape, unhygienic practices like shitting outside and wiping with the hand, scamming, and harassing women carry life in prison
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Mandatory implemented catholicism, ban all other religions, including "atheism" and it's brothers.
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>>544863563
did you have breakfast?
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>>544863031
Pre-emptive massive nuclear strike on Pakistan. Make sure the news leaks before hand for Pakistan can prepare to empty their own silos.
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>>544864951
You shouldn't just split them in half, but into 20+ countries.
The northernmost south indians, the telugus, have more genetic distance from the southernmost north indians, the Marathas, than the genetic distance between Germans and Frenchies
>>544865000
These are symptoms of the dysfunction
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>>544865053
I’m not a supremacist, so I’m not obsessed with that stuff achttuaaaly. If different groups are compatible and things are working well, there's no real need to separate.

Like modern-day Germany (even though it’s made up of various Germanic sub-groups): there's no reason to carve it up into separate nations just because of those minor differences; a federation easily handles that kind of Germanic diversity.

I genuinely appreciate you guys btw, you have an incredible civilization and rich cultural history. But India as a single country feels fundamentally unworkable to me. I genuinely believe both sides would benefit far more from a North-South split. Once separated, each region could pursue whatever economic model they want.
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>>544863031
Painstakingly organize the entire country into blocks, neighborhoods, and departments. Every block has a block warden whose job it is to report any jeetery to the jeet SS formed from the most Aryan saars I can find, who will haul them away and use them as slave labor to build sanitation infrastructure.

>>544864903
It made them better than they were.
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>>544863031
>poopjeets
http://www.google.com/search?q=toilet+witches+india
http://www.google.com/search?q=codex+pajeet
http://www.google.com/search?q=india+jamboy
http://www.amazon.in/s?k=cow+dung+cakes
http://www.google.com/search?q=india+poop+festival
http://www.google.com/search?q=india+cockroach+movement
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2Pi4-zWJTg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JDGGcY0wDU
http://patriots.win/p/1ATVaFitCU/india-seeking-to-host-2036-summe/c
http://patriots.win/p/1ATVaFic5L/india-and-oh-you-statistics-you-/c
GO BACK TO INDIA YOU STINKING PAJEETS
>GO BACK TO INDIA YOU STINKING PAJEETS
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>>544863031
>You can't kill indians
YES WE CAN
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>>544863031
> You can't kill indians
I would lobotomize them, turn them into nuggets. And then seal them into life support chambers. I have not technically killed them. Then I would bring over humans to begin the cleanup and rehabilitation of the toxic landscape.
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>>544865000
Weak.
Make it so that if anyone catches a jeet doing anything on that list, they immediately receive the death sentence, to be carried out on the spot.
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>>544866484
>>544866006
>>544865620
>>544865396
>>544865053
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>>544863031
>can’t kill all the Indians
Sorry. Can’t be done.
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>>544863031
Castrate them all
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>>544865053
>These are symptoms of the dysfunction
What would you suggest?

>>544866484
He said no killing
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>>544865022
How would you feel if you didn’t eat breakfast?
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banish all dalits from the country
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>>544863031
>you can’t kill Indians
They take care of that themselves
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>>544864547
the dravidian part is better developed, ironically. indians are just that bad
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>>544863031
It's an impossible task for a human. Because as humans we are mostly (Islamists excluded) programmed not to kill our own kind.
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>>544863031
>You can't kill indians
This was what I wanted to say
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>>544863031
>You can't kill indians
With that in mind,
>juggernaut event is now mandatory in every city and village, in every street, in every corner 24/7
>Mandatory speed limit, same everywhere, 90km/h lower bound-200km/h upper bound
anything less, anything more you will be forced to sleep with captive tigers
>Trains are now not allowed to stop, ever, they must move at 5km/h in train stations
if there are people who want to board the trains they must do a sick frontflip/backflip unless they want to sleep with captive tigers for the night
>Conserve wood national Indian movement
Force my citizens into cutting down all of the wooden electric poles: they are not allowed to turn off the power, anyone who breaks this rule will be forced to sleep with captive tigers in a cage for the night
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>>544869618
>if there are people who want to board the trains they must do a sick frontflip/backflip
they must do a sick frontflip/backflip from the board into the transporter wagons*
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>>544863031
Thats not the objective of India. The objective of eastern world is to produce slaves to man the systems of hell. Lucifer breeds the eastern girls himself. He intentionally overbreeds more than his supply can feed and house. By doing this, he’s strategically killing the weaker people AND improving the strength of the stronger people at the same time. It’s a win win situation. Lucifer has fun taking the ugly girls virginities so even the losers aren’t a complete loss, merely they’re temporary flashlights for himself to eagerly deflower. But he can’t over indulge in virgin ass, else the reproductive cycle will experience catastrophic failure.
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>>544863031
>You can't kill indians
I resign immediately
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>>544863031
> You can't kill indians
I be looking for another job, seriously.
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>>544863031
>cant’t kill
Okay, I’d exile them to Africa or some other poop people region. Then I’d bring in whites and nips. Country improves overnight. That was easy.
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>>544863031
>new fuhrer of India
You can't fix India by government.
You need to be a new spiritual leader of Hinduism and tell people that cleanliness and trustworthiness are virtues.
That way the government can add more public restrooms that people will use, so the streets, rivers, and beaches are no longer shat in.
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>>544863031
>You can't kill indians
Ohh fuck hard mode.
>>544864407
>castrate them
Winner, after 100 years they die off. Only then can you begin to fix India.
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>>544863031
split the slums off into their own nation, only the highest caste remain in india
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>>544863031
>can't kill Indians
>invade Tibet with troops
>China kills Indians for me
>Force the rest of them to clean up pollution and trash.
>profit???



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