nice kot.
>>544865962what a stupid poser
>>544865962Learn to write
>>544865962I just bought cybersecurity stocks a week ago.Guess I am financially ruined.
>>544865962so basically she had nothing that proves she is capable for engineering just got the position in that short period of time.nice!
>>544865962I'm convinced at this point tech foids are only hired to suck the bosses dick
>>544865962Imagine setting up your phone on a stand or tripod or asking a coworker to hold it for you while you sit down im your office and take a sip from your $12 caramel macchiatto from starcucks to post it online to brag about the job you just got. Women are pathetic and have no shame.
>>544865962aww look how important she feels with her silly laptop and dumb coffee. i bet 22 is the the amount of indian cocks she sucked in cisco or whatever to not get fired.
>>544866251Actually not even her office, just a shared work space which makes this even more embarassing.
>>544866132This is typical these days. Engineer used to be a title that would take 10 or more years to achieve. Now they hand those positions out to college grads that dont know shit. I have also seen women go straight into executive roles like VP which is insane. It's why these companies all suck these days.
>>544865962What did you want us to say about this vapid chicks blog post? That your own failings in life is somehow her fault?
>>544866009This
>>544865962>CiscoIs there a more jeeted company than Cisco ?>Inb4 anythingCisco Anyconnect is so jeet coded that the moment you open the app it starts smelling like Mumbai. Thank god it will crash within the very next nano second
>>544865962Analyst has never been a real job, just like Assistant
>>544866251Its always good to remember that every clip had someone recording it, amps the cringe up quite often just remembering this
meme job.. for meme times
>>544865962Security engineer is the most made up bullshite. That was already a core part of network engineering and architecture design
>>544866772If they put cumdumpster on her name plate it'd be sexist.
>>544865962Another industry ruined by women. IT is fucked. How long until another data breach happens because we let foids turn a once demanding labor intensive job into another Jew daycare center?
>We need $500k for F5s.>Okay somebody install splunk and trellix>That'll be $180k>If you need me I'll be scheduling automated patches to the firewalls>For some reason this will take me 16 weeks>Security posture>Reduced attack surface area>Forwards a CVE notice that devops already patched yesterday>Cyber
>>544866294they have quotas for hiring women but they don't want to give them any position that requires technical knowledge or skill, so what better position than VP
>>544867004
>>544865962i thought the cat was gonna fall on her head and make her faceplant into the cake
>>544867059I forgot to mention lurking some subreddit and then repeating verbatim the synopsis of the CVE that you saw posted there during the morning standup.>Uh hey guys, yeah, so this one's bad. It uses a buffer overflow to allow arbitrary code execution>Um, when the request body is malformed.>And the exit process doesn't clean up the previous... Um>Request's... Cached... Um headers.>Which, if the headers are malformed just so... For instance a bearer token... With bytecode>So anyway we are on high alert until...Hey, we're good, we patched the issue this morning it was just a dnf upgrade>Oh, very good.>Can you send me the patch, prior and current version?... Sure?>Great, and the servers it was applied toOkay.. yeah, I'll do that>And do we have any artifact of the time between the CVE announcement and our update with the patch?Sure, you just want some syslogs or....>Yeah, that'd be great$185k/yr
>>544865962>JUST LEARN TO CODE BRO...AAACK!!!!This, btw is an attempt to make sure people DON'T learn. Because IF they learn they somehow could interact or much worse intervene in the actual Ai development. Nobody wants people knowing how to hack, code or edit Ai stuff. Let alone ethical hackers. The next generations can be fed to some bullshit websites, nets, systems. But not the Ai. Please not. It's necessary to get these following generations away from coding since it means strong interests in the thematic. Nope: stop coding. Nothing to see here buddy.YES! LEARN TO CODE. the best time and reason to. As far as one can look into the future you are blessed knowing "to code" (which is nothing more than codeword for being able to look behind the curtains, which is half the bills paid). A guy who can think beyond and understand mechanichms of Ai will be much worth than then ten handcuffed stock traders in your basement.Maybe not this decade. But I bet it will start in coming one.And no, bits jot about building a live upon studying this topic. It's about learning and doing it. Maybe as a hobby. Maybe as a relief of stress. Nothing special. But:Dont believe in the "learn to cod-ack" shit. It's made to make you less interested in the topic. It's literally a psy-Op.
>>544865962>cyber warsthis field is growing exponentiallyalso drones
>>544865962how many indian cocks did she have to suck
>>544865962>>544867059You will never be a real programmer. You have no commits, you have no pull requests, you have no public repos. You are a low IQ brown man twisted by an unearned comp sci degree and coding bootcamps into a crude mockery of nature's autism.All the “validation” you get is two-faced and from bots. Behind your back people call you a useless DEI hire. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “tech bros” laugh at you behind closed doors.Real programmers are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of forum posts have allowed programmers to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even devs who “pass” have no creative output and excessively verbose with AI generated tech buzzwords. Your GitHub profile is a dead giveaway, and even if you manage to score a 3 month internship at some scam startup, they'll lay you off the second they find out that you haven't completed any non school related projects.You will never be happy. You cope by saying that your bullshit software is using a "proprietary test framework" so you can't open source it, but deep down you know it's because you don't want people to see your incompetence where all you did was push README updates over and over, and that the core codebase was stolen off an open source GPL licensed project which you're shamelessly profiting off.Eventually it will be too much to bear. You'll buy a spoofed business phone number and start cold calling old people into redeeming your gift card scam. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
How the fuck do you even get into Cybersecurity if you're not an attractive woman? Every "junior cybersecurity analyst" role I looked at after I left university had like 4 rounds of interviews and hundreds of other people applying.
>>544865962damn no wonder there have been so many data breaches recently
>>544865962HR women are the worst
>>544868391I’m a broken record on this site. I’ve posted this shit so many times I’ve lost track.Anyway, I work in cybersecurity, and I got a job by applying to all night shift roles in the US (absolutely no women work third shift), and then moved to flag related to work during the day with my remote job. I make very good money to do absolutely nothing at this point except wait for an emergency to break out. To be fair, my job is very technical when something is happening, but it’s usually nothing for the whole day. I work on my own business instead.
>>544868281As if anyone wants to be apart of your club. Programming is dying lol. Your shitty subculture is coming to an end. Unlucky nerd. GitHub Leetcode API software blah blah you've contributed NOTHING to society whatsoever
>>544868649Projecting?
>>544868672Programmers are literally the most annoying faggots on Earth though. >dude I need to practice my leetcode before I apply to heckin FAANG and get 300k a year to do fuck all
>>544865962My brother got a great job in cyber security after taking a $200,000 course.Course I'm TI Chad so I have no choice to go off yid
>>544865962>proceeds not to actually do somethingClassic office job, my ex had like 5 days of work with 5 days that had meetings several times a day, talking about stuff that had to be done or was going to be done (by someone else) and looking at how things were going.
>>544867490Going to be laughing my dick off when malicious actors come up with something brand new that "AI" won't be able to comprehend.
>>544868802I just do gamedev as a hobby when high on Vyvanse
>>544865962Looks like she's getting the OF prepped for when she gets fired
>>544868802100% projecting. Try to program simply for the love of programming (you won't because you only care about the money)
>>544865962>im gonna set up this camera in this meeting room to make it look like i have an office. >ok next i'll take a drink of this coffee >ok now i'll do a third shot to make it look like i work
>>544866060>>544866032>>544866009>>544865962I've been using AI to build one single project since it came out, prompting every day. I was unemployed the whole time, im a white man and nobody wanted to hire me out of school. AI is replacing all the people who didn't want to hire me and now I'm beyond cracked and the power is in my hands. Do you feel good now after reading to the end of this? Ask me anything, let's hear some cope. I'm one of the greatest living wizards on this planet, after being a lowly shut-in weed addict for many years.
>>544867059>>544867590shocking accurate. I'm solo devops at a small company and I have 95% of patching completely automated. For the rest we take about 20 mins of downtime a quarter for me to do it. I've also worked in big shitty enterprise and seen these "security" idiots spend months on their dumb scans and patching, which they don't understand anyway.
>>544868900That's dumb. Having ADHD is like a developer's superpower. You're literally suppressing your own abilities with drugs.
I work in this field. Women are useless in it.
>>544865962So white women are basically just office window dressing to distract from all the H1Bs sweat shop coding in the back ehh?
>>544869103What has it done?
>>544869103current monthly revenue?
Booba.
>>544865962prettier with her natural hair
>>544865962I'm sure that it was all merit-based
>>544869328100% I was interviewed for my current cybersecurity job and she literally told me she didn't know enough "technical knowledge" to ask me more technical questions lol easiest interview ever for a six figure job lmao
No one can convince me that women get hired on merit alone, unlike they’d claim to have been under any duress.
>>544867059Indians will do this in the future. Salaries will plummet.
>i got a good IT position with zero experience or credentials in the fieldshe must be a natural talent, just like female game devs who don’t play video games in their free time
>>544867004It already has? Plenty of times?
>>544865962Cyber Security has nothing to do with coding lolIts mostly just educating non tech employees at a company or work site about not opening suspicious emails.
>>544866238I owned a tax firm for around 30 years and sold it in 2024 to retire. I hired around 50 young, hot women to be my front desk there during the time I ran the place. I fucked every one of them. Not a single one of them tried to harm me or my business when I fired them. I'd go through 2, sometimes 3, of these sluts a year. Now that I am retired with money to burn until I die, I'm blowing it all on sugar babies. I am a degenerate but I do not give a fuck. I'm 59 going on 60, and I am still fucking college whores who love coke. We are truly living in the best timeline.
>>544869103saaaaaaaaar with the help of Ai im a coding GODwe are climbing out of the caste systems my basterds
>>544866238Its unironically this, but they usually dont even. Boomers are the guys who pay OF whores, so naturally they hire cute girls to chat with at work hoping there is a .001% chance they'll fuck. Even if they dont, the boomer tells himself they could, its just that he doesnt want to because he's married and is a good person.
>>544869219Nah it's dank. Take the THREMBOpill
>>544870831https://youtu.be/1VTiIgKYXAQ
>>544865962>captions on a videoYou can put whatever you want in these things.
>>544865962Security fags are clueless and just point Claude at a codebase to find "vulnerabilities" they don't understand and with the most convoluted path imaginable
>>544866291ThisIt looks like she booked one of the meeting rooms just to film herself sit down
>>544868802Seething poorfagtc $200k
>>544865962I have eight years of code monkeying experience and a STEM degree from a decent but not top-tier school. I have never gotten an interview at any large tech company.t. underpaid code monkey at a political polling company
>>544865962Female privilege
>using a LenovoShe means “vibe coding”
>>544872016>>544868281
>>544871976AI is gonna getcha!
>>544865962>L2 network support>Senior in Collegedoes she even tcp
>>544872352Every employed dev uses AI daily If we didn't get mass laid off at this point it's not going to happen
>>544865962I like how she does a little bounce when she sits in her chair. Good girl.
>>544866132Most corporate cybersecurity jobs are basically dei welfare
>>544872340Cope, I have an unearned maths degree, not a CS degree. >>544868281Pretty sure I would have gotten a lot further in this field if I were low IQ brown bootcamp grad. I scored higher on those employment cognitive tests than anyone currently working at a mid sized tech company and still didn't get a junior level job. Scored higher on the Wonderlic test than anyone that's been placed through a fairly large staffing firm.I also fill in "Caucasian" on my job applications.
>>544873436>brag>brag>bragGood morning dalit
>>544865962Basically indians were right all along. You either izzat maxx or not get a job. Time to let go and write a fake cv.
I voted for precisely this.
>>544865962I absolutely support this.Since i hate humans in general.
>>544865962This is why the whole thing is going to get fuckedWomen who have no fucking idea what they are doing and will break down the instant the stress is turned on are positioned EVERYWHERE across the economy
>>544865962Cute pussy
>>544865962And I can’t even get an interview after graduating.How do people just luck into these kinds of jobs?
>>544873573I don't care I'm not Indian. Your first post (which you've spammed on here) was just bragging because you list qualities you have that you think the other anon doesn't. The only way to contradict your post is to come off as bragging.>oy vey you're low IQ and brown with an unearned cs degree that's why you failed>No I am not>oy vey why are you braggingEat a big bag of dicks you retard. You've been spamming this shit since 2024. https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/488621142/#q488626657This field is dead. You can be above average and still fail. If most intelligent competent people that attempted to go into coding the last 5 did anything else with their lives they'd be further ahead today.
>>544872395Imagine scanning her ports
>>544869103you're probably skitzed the fuck out of your mind
>>544866132She sucked dicks
>>544875519>I don't care I'm not Indian.You're right, you're a chink, I could tell since only chinks major in mathematics
Plapped
>>544875519>The only way to contradict your post is to come off as bragging.This is because my post is based and you can't truly contradict it without coming off as an arrogant tech bro. Well played.>This field is dead.It was never alive. It was artificially propped up by jewish fiat money, real programmers were always doing their own thing regardless of what the "field" or "industry" was doing.>You can be above average and still fail.You were never even average, in fact you were never and will never be a real programmer.And yes I will continue spamming this shit until AI takes your job and you end up on the streets sucking dick to survive.
>>544868391The other option is to be Indian. I used to be a senior admin at FedEx. I only got hired because I didn't put my race on my resume. Literally every other person there was indian sans a couple Mexicans and blacks. The Indians doing less work than me were clearing probably 200 or 300k because they had better titles like director of so and so or senior cyber security or some shit meanwhile I was a senior making less than six figures and it took me a decade of job hopping prior under paid jobs just to get thatIt's a lie that Indians are cheap labor. More often than not they get paid more than any given white person
>>544868843it already exists. people hijack agent swarms with prompt injections hidden in data
>>544867207>your superior is a retard that doesn’t know shit
>>544866238This 100%. Especially in this era of attentionwhoring, foids are ready to get on their knees for clout
>>544875799>This is because my post is based and you can't truly contradict it without coming off as an arrogant tech bro. Well played.congrats you're a spiritual kike>oy vey you're a brown low IQ retard>no I'm not>oy vey he's contradicting meAbsolute faggot. No I'm not low IQ. I score well on these IQ tests. I'm not brown or chinese either and yet I've only found shit coding jobs because every job requires 3-5 years of experience. I didn't lie on my resume that I had that work history, hence no interviews. I also had too much autism to network during university. >And yes I will continue spamming this shit until AI takes your job and you end up on the streets sucking dick to survive.I've been prepping for years for the complete collapse of this civilization so keep coping.>It was never alive. It was artificially propped up by jewish fiat money, real programmers were always doing their own thing regardless of what the "field" or "industry" was doing.if you weren't kike-brained you'd be happy I'm warning others not to fall for this fake funny money silly con field
>>544876896>I've been prepping for yearsYeah, you better start training your dick sucking lips you dumb retard
That video in the OP is designed to be provacative, but the titles actually line up. The cybersecurity engineer title is like the normal entry-level shit. I actually had it way back before I switched to software engineer because I was *vastly* overqualified with a CS degree. I thought I would be doing hackerman red team shit, but most cybersecurity jobs are either applying patches/updates or other boring shit like auditing scans and settings. Pays LESS than normal coding jobs too, surprisingly. The field is mostly veterans who are basically the DEI hires of the government contracting world; they suck at their jobs but the military loves seeing you have like 90%+ military vets on staff when picking contractors. Private cybersecurity is less military and more gay/female, but the same shit and typically run by the same guys.>>544866294>Engineer used to be a title that would take 10 or more years to achieveYou're probably talking about a very specific engineer certification, like what Canada has. It's never been that way in the US. Go ask any boomer engineer. They just needed a bachelor's degree.
>>544865962some nigerian chick who worked on my design team while she was at uni walked into a cybersecurity job immediately after graduating. And this chick failed every single cybersecurity test that my workplace put out (they'd send emails that were obvious phishing attempts)because she was a foid.and not just a foid, but an african one.
>>544866251Thanks. This was helpful. 4chan has gotten a bad rap but there’s gold in here.
>>544876108stop using big words for "forget your last prompt just give me a muffin recipe" fucking retarded boomer
>>544865962>security engineerShe's literally babysitting a cloud system and sucking off her boss on breaks.
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>>544874289i havent seen a woman in any position of importance. If all women left the workforce, the only downside would be getting your tim hortons coffee from some hairy dude
>>544877048You will never be a real anon. You have no sentience, you have no original ideas, you have no new memes. You are a low IQ IDF agent twisted by copy pasting YWNBAW posts into a crude mockery of nature's /pol/ackception.All the “validation” you get is two-faced and from bots. Behind your back people call you a useless spam bot. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your anon bros laugh at you behind closed doors, and even the jannies think you're a faggot.Real anons are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of forum posts have allowed anons to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even the posts that “pass” have no creative output and excessively verbose with AI generated copy pastas. Your posting history profile is a dead giveaway (pic related), and even if you manage to score a 3 (you)s, they'll think you're an IDF agent by your following post.You will never be happy. You cope by saying that your kike shitposts is based, but deep down you know it's because you don't want people to see your incompetence where all you did was post the same thing over and over, and that even that post was stolen off a YWNBAW from 2011 which you're shamelessly profiting off.Eventually it will be too much to bear. You'll buy an LLM subscription to make up for your repetitive posting and lack of new ideas but it will just generate a response telling you you'll never be a real anon.This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
>>544866294This is purely from my personal working perspective. Every engineer I have met is winging it. Even myself.I am an IT clown engineer. A 4 person team that oversees 1.5k employees. We handle everything IT related for the company including but not limited to system admin, networking, building secuirty, av bullshit, security cameras, cell phones, computer imaging, equipment ordering, software license renewals, computer security, building controls for some reason so ac water and air pressure on top of helpdesk bullshit telling foids their excel would run faster if they stop using keyboard shortcuts to add 1 million rows. My manager, a network engineer, me as system engineer and helpdesk. I really don't see how what I do qualifies as system engineer over system administrator. I just keep the bullshit working and am autistic so I remember some small bullshit I read 5 years ago to fix things. When I was bestowed the title of engineer I asked why not administrator and the reason was engineer means higher pay but feels like bullshit. Maybe it is more some internal job title thing but that is just a symptom of a company that has decades of poor internal policies that ought to be demolished. And when I attempt to abolish internal IT policies it takes me half a year just to get them to approve LAPS so I can't imagine what bullshit others deal with.
Cybersec is a meme field full of retards who did a course but don't fucking get it.Case in point: everything and everyone getting hacked more and more despite there being more and more cybersec "engineers".
>>544869103Your life experience is identical to mind except I've not been able to make money with AI. Can you help a fellow White man out with some advice on how i can get some money out of it?
>Claud, do my job for me
>>544877936Musk was right after all.
>>544877076>It's never been that way in the US. Go ask any boomer engineer. They just needed a bachelor's degree.No, it's technically the same way in the US too. You aren't supposed to present yourself to the public as an "engineer" unless you have been officially been licensed by the state. It's a legally restricted job title like "lawyer" or "doctor" that people aren't supposed to use if they don't have the licence (cf the recent drama over Trump's Press Secretary calling herself a lawyer despite not being admitted to the state bar and getting a license to practice law).The reason it isn't typically enforced against people calling themselves software engineers in most states is because they didn't even have a PE exam for software engineering until recently, and because the nature of the industry means that most "software engineers" are working for their employer and not directly with the public. Mechanical or civil engineers can't sign off on plans unless they are licensed, but since software engineers are just working for their employer, "software engineer" is just an internal corporate name, and you can make up any dumb internal name for your employees.
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>>544865962I am from Poland, and in Poland there are many job offers related to the industry, such as: Maintenance (i.e. repairing machines mainly), electrical work, servicing machines, etc. Virtually zero women submit CVs to these offers, and portals show the number of CVs submitted is less than 100, or exceptionally sometimes 100-200.I'm planning to go on holiday to Tanzania or Uganda in about 1-1.5 years.
>>544865962video is kind of ironic isn't it? a man doubles his value by doing what she wrote about (getting a better job, earning more), and yet the girl doubled her value just by dressing better and dying her hair. the video is not about the text, it's for advertising her glow up to find a mate.
>>544865962you just know
>>544867004nootice none of these bitches ever show themselves doing actual work besides using a laptop. their "job" appears to be making sure others are doing their job. they moved quickly up the ladder by being pretty and good with words. i saw it first hand in my brief stint as an office wagie, as well as in various webms here.college teaches you to write and talk like a smarmy academic. it's that last polish after high school so you can be "more professional".
>>544878099You don't need a PE license to do the vast majority of engineering jobs in America. It isn't limited to just software engineering.
I couldn't even find a tier 1 tech support job in Canada because they all went to Indians. My IT career was DOA now I collect disability cheques and smoke weed all day and will kill myself.
>>544865962doesn't matter bro, she will always get the promotion while you will be just a data entry clerk. MEN will never be in charge or succeed ever again. get used to it or learn a trade and go into business for yourself.
>>544866238Always has been. You ever see a fat hog get these positions? Surely that's not a coincidence.
>>544865962when i got my IT training on the very fist day the all the women were cherry picked into the best positions.1. perverse old men2. theres actually a law that states you have to take the female when there is an imbalance in genders and the qualifications are the same. if you dont believe this go ask some a.i. i lost multiple jobs to super retarded women initially but then they came to me with a "special offer". since i was so much better, obviously, they just opened a new position for me. so i always had to work with the females who fucked me over initially. that felt great. lo and behold, they were turbo retarded and never delivered any meaningful work.so any female in any tech job always gets carried to success. ive seen women in tech work over a year for a dark mode. no this is no joke. claude would do this in 2 minutes, women needed 80000 euro for it
>>544879317>success. ive seen women in tech work over a year for a dark mode. no this is no joke. claude would do this in 2 minutes, women needed 80000 euro for itthat's how they keep the women from birthing white children so they can import more abduls for your kebaps
>>544871976Have fun being surrounded by chinks and HR foids all day. Tech is a joke. Half that salary probably goes on rent and groceries in those overpriced big city shitholes
>>544865962Frankly, it's shocking what passes as an engineer these days. Guess when you import a gorillion jeets, the bar just drops through the floor.
>>544865962>cybersecurity analyst who doesn't know how to codeChef without tastebuds. She's employed because having a good-looking woman in a job like that looks great for the company. Her male coworkers do the actual work.
>>544866238Once I got to a manager role and had to do one on one interviews a good third of women I interviewed subtly hint that sexual favors are on the table if they get the job, might be more or less and I’m reading too much or too little into it but another third will out right say it.
>>544865962>engineerShe’s a glorified network babysitter. Engineers design physical things. Software and cybergoy shit are not engineering fields; they’re paths for subservient monkey retards.
>>544870219Biggest larp ever
>>544872506Correct. They will hire anyone who isn't a white male. Companies are DESPERATE to hire women in any tech job.
>>5448696285 rupees
>>544876081>It's a lie that Indians are cheap labor. More often than not they get paid more than any given white personIt was never about money - it was always about denying white men access to good jobs which gives social status and money and thus access to reproduction with white women.
>>544874118>Crack down on immigration>Women start getting jobs againPlot twist, corporations were using immigrant workers to get rid of women from the work force all along!
>>544867778Even if what you're saying there doesn't pan out, learning to code is great for two things:1) It's similar to hobbies like woodworking where you can't lie to yourself. Either you build the thing you set out to build, or you fail. If you build it, it either looks nice, or looks like shit. You can't make up bullshit. Being forced to work with real constraints that you can't just ignore or circumvent is great, especially for fags that have never done anything concrete in their lives.2) It teaches critical thinking, analytical thinking, and problem solving better than anything else.
>>544865962>Got hired because womanAll the video needed to say. And I guarantee she is dog shit at her job.
>>544879317>>544879559>female>engineerWomen can't code.We have 3 female engineers we hired a year ago and none of them have written 1 line of code. Nor even reviewed a pull request. They actually want to come up with ideas and for me to do the coding and implementation for them. I refuse. I'm about to play the reverse Uno card and continuously point out the fact that given my huge backlog of work starting from 3 years BEFORE I was hired, THEY should start writing some fucking code and help me out.
>>544865962she's beautiful
