>Rip-off rickshaw drivers are sleeping rough in their cabs and using Buckingham Palace as a public toilethttps://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16214237/Rip-rickshaw-drivers-sleeping-rough-buckingham-palac.html>As Katie Price's ex is cleared of rape, friends reveal their 'disgust' at her behaviourhttps://www.dailymail.com/tvshowbiz/article-16233845/manipulator-Katie-Prices-ex-cleared-rape-friends-disgust-reputation.html>UK braces for worst of Storm Boelo as amber warnings due to come into forcehttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cmr4ydglq9r3o>Met Police says letter with claims about Meghan's father not shared with other law enforcementhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c39wz740e0nyo
>>544878766Appalling
>>544878766>mfw caturday is over
>>544878919>>544879000
yookay
Josh mum in? As in a coffin. Keek
>>544879000*revo si yadrutac wfm<
>>544879145ahahdal doog
Ho Lee Fuk .Sum Ting Wong
fuck sake, just ate 36 slices of Tesco wafer thin cooked ham again. I don't even know I'm doing it
>>544879510when I was a lad you could get these massive 100 slice packswhat happened to them
>>544879756oh yeah I remember those, and echo barsand 3d doritosand monster munch that turned your gob bluetake me back
>>544879510Based. Someone got me to try lamb bacon once it was the most rancid thing I've ever eaten. Genuinely spat it out.
more housesmore immigrantsmore debt
>>544879778wasn't like particularly good ham but it totally suited it if u were like "fancy a quick sandwich" and you could proper go at it and still have enough for the day afterI just dunno when they phased all of this stuff outa 40 slice family pack is the largest you can find and as man has just proven, that can be done in one visit to the fridge
Niggers
>>544879866I had sex with Andy Burnham in the stairwell of the Trafford Centre carpark in 2015
>>544878766>50 million Indian Hindu rape rats have already migrated out of India permanentlyhttps://www.statista.com/topics/13150/indian-diaspora/>250 MILLION - the number of Hindu male rape rats the Indian government is trying to push into white countries by 2050https://x.com/amandalouise416/status/1929362235048231402You can still save Britain. Be based like this young chud. Google "hindu temples near me" and do the needful.
>>544880057iceland do 50 slice packs apparently, can get two for £6
>>544879756>100 slice packsreckon I'd smash that>>544879778remember flyte bars? They were basically milky ways but marketed that they weren’t as fattening>>544879856>lamb bacondon't like the sound of that tbqh
>>544880124lewd!
>>544880196eddie's gun jammed too
>>544880293>with "real feel" ham texture
>>544880293when I was in tesco the other day I noticed a lot of people buying those 6 packs of 1L bottles of water, lot of older people. And big bags of rice and pasta as well
>>544880451kekd at this review on the page, it's gotta be good
>>544878919>>544879000Not across the pondHere friend
>>544879510>>544879510some pajeet probably rubbed his balls on it m8
>>544880572cos of that new government stock up scheme thing maybe
>>544879510How much by weight?>36 wafer thinPerhaps that’s just a nice thick slice of ham if uncut
>>544880630What a weird thing to post.
>>544878766the fuck is this strip-canteen of sadness lmaooooo
>>544880608I trust him
>>544880293Do you guys have deli counters there where you can select which of like 20 different hams you want and have it sliced fresh right there, as thick or thin of slices as you wish? Get your fresh sliced provelone or baby swiss or gouda right there along with it
>>544880609aw my cat has a splodge on her face like that, it kills me, rly undercuts her natural moodiness
>>544880692welcome to happy dragon restaurant, would you like the gooner, childrens, gay or super gay section tonight?
>>544880682it ses 400g on the packet
>>544880850used to see those all the time in supermarkets, not so much anymore
>>544880921She’s a silly cute thing. Here’s our hulking and very vocal male. He’s a good boy
>>544880850we used to have a huge over/bakery, deli meats that were cooked on site, gigantic fish counter, all this stuff in the same place in the shop I was always too poor to afford it when I was like in my late teens/early 20s when they started phasing it all out which is a shameI'm p sure we lost the cooked meats even earlierno idea how much I just want a cooked bbq tesco chicken again, they were amazingthey're like what americans buy in gas stations
New British eatery in town sold me this lamb kofta with chips for just 7 dollars. Was clarse
really fighting that urge to not just fucking hang myself lately.women and good looking guys really really really just dont understand.im on the fuckin edge man.
>>544880942and the fish counter, and the hot deli counter, and the cheese counter. The jews took all these things from us. Morrisons still have a pretty decent hot deli counter. I used to like getting a hot whole cooked chicken and eating it with my hands whilst watching old episodes of how its made
>>544881214Plenty of munters out there for guys like us lad. Fanny is fanny.
>>544878766Give me back my island yanks
>>544881228>hot deli counter,Fucking hell. I've not seen one in years at this point. Even the cold delis have been trimmed down. The waitrose one is still pretty good but I'm not a trillionaire.
>>544881057cute cats, happy caturday 2 ubit late here already>>544881146pic related goddamn it>breakfast time, lunchtime, anytimeit's not even fucking funny how easy it would be to make things not shit again just fucking go back to this holy crap
>>544881316YOU VILL EAT ZE PACK OF 36 SLICES OF WAFER THIN HAM
>>544881269appreciate the advise lad but im just tired thats all.i tried to kill myself a few months ago (but survived obviously) and ever since then i've just felt the call of the void telling me to try again.
>>544881214>really fighting that urge to not just fucking hang myself lately.Don't do it lad.
>>544881381Learn the piano least before you go. May as well. You might like it.
>>544881324They used to do those big curly Cumberland sossij's in those same bags as well. I want to go back, I WANT TO GO BACK!!!
We should rename threads posted on a sunday to 'bunday'
For what purpose is this Thomas Markle child abuse scandal? To make Meghan sympathetic to the British public?The claim>In 2018 Markle's first wife, who he divorced in 1975, sent the Met a letter claiming he was a nonce. The Met told no one except for Meghan about this.>That first wife died in 2024>Now while Thomas Markle is being cared for in a home in the US, his son is claiming to have found a stash of child porn in his home in the PhillipinesIt's all a bit convenient isn't it? And then this>Meghan told The Sun she was advised not to speak out so as not to risk jeopardising a legal case.>And sources close to the Duchess say she was left frustrated for eight years by “not being able to speak openly”But the Met weren't doing anything? They've already admitted to not telling other law enforcement about it. And why did his first wife from the 70s contact them and not the FBI or Mexican authorities?
It's bunday lads!
>>544878766the Ladyboy for 5 dollars she will suck me all night
>>544881214you can talk to us ladit will pass
>>544881680just like little things like that, stuff that shouldn't have been taken awaydeli/fish counters were expensive and sometimes short in supply but they fostered some kind of actual connection between the customer and the employees there, same as pharmacy relationshipsmy nan, a total sociopath everything considered, got amazing deals by sweet talking the butcher there for a whileovens are inexpensive to operate, chickens are inexpensive to buy, people to baste and roast them several times a day wouldn't be expensive to hireit created a strong communal association between people and supermarket, in a weird way, and I think that was a little bit more important than the profit marginsmaking our lives easier, making us want to shop there, making the future a cooler better and easier place to live in, etcit seems all so trite to say it like that but seriously, the point *was* that the future was a cooler and more convenient place to live so why can't I buy a cooked fucking chicken at 3am in the morning if I feel like it anymorewe could do it before when everyone apparently had less money and worse technology so what's the problem now
clocks just went back, forgot all about it
>>544882037Cool now I can waste one more hour today fondling my willy as I shitpost.
>>544882015>so why can't I buy a cooked fucking chicken at 3am in the morning if I feel like it anymorebro . . .
we make fun of americans for how they talk but when i read the infantile girl like speech of a certain group of fat balding basement dwellers in here i think russia should nuke usproper cheeky lil ham food nummies in my tummies - get help or better yet KYS
>>544882154all that ham talk got you going huh
>>544882240That's nice.
>>544882256Ham reminds me of her.
>>544882543kek
>>544882240whole cooked hot chickens, going blockbusters with yer Da, 8 tins of carling for 5 quid, standing in line at game for a midnight release of a game you’ve been looking forward to, hardly any BAMEs, all these things lost, like tears in the rain
>>544882240>we make fun of americans for how they talk but when i read the infantile girl like speech of a certain group of fat balding basement dwellers in here i think russia should nuke usImagine seething at people on a forum at 1am on a sunday
>>544882648It's actually 2am but jews stole an hour.
>>544882648people awake in the middle of the night talking about food on a weekend?never seen such a thing, certainly not on brit/pol/ at 1am on a sundaythat NEVER happensI'm so mad about it grrrr (<---- me seething about it lol)
>>544882240>we make foon oof americans for 'ow vey tork we do corr bloimey luv me loicences oi do me
>>544882240brinnys will be brinnys
>>544882240doesn't have to be russia, any nuke will do
>>544882648Personally I just got my ass kicked by the Eldar in Dawn of War. I don't know if that's better or worse.>>544882877One of ours might go off and trigger a chain reaction
>>544882943
>>544882877it would sting a bit more if it was india i reckon though
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH FUCKING HELLL AHHHHH FUCKKK FUCKKK FUCKING AHHHHHHHHHHH
>>544883045Don't think the jeets would ever actually nuke anyone apart form the pakis. Which I support.
Phool sapport saar
>>544880196chuds don't season dey weapons...meanwhile your kids are forced to bow before their literal child rapist false idols. I'd love for one of these girls to ask about the "devadasi" Hindu child sex slavery system.
>>544883058don't put your dick in there, lad
>>544883020
>>544883100Other way around Ramesh Vishnupedo. Us whites fully support Pakistan and China nuking you Indian Hindpoo rape rats. After all, it's a Hindpoo rape rat invasion that the world is facing.
Early 1970s brutalist post-modern architecture.
>>544883153>>544883230Boring.
>>544878766Brixton stabbing lol
>>544883410h
>>544883711Soz not my channel https://youtu.be/A658_mSNSHI
English lasses going at my willy while berating me for being a stupid circumcised yank between sucks
>>544883741such vibrant culture
>>544881057magnificent.
>>544883788For real, look at the mural above them lmfao. I hate whats happened and nobody seems to give a flying fuck, they just make youtube videos about immigration. I'd have thought sargon or someone would be funding something with his millions. But those cigars won't smoke theirselves.
>>544878766Based doraemon
>>544878766Looks more like Vietnam homie
>>544883377for me, it's japanese jazz fusion
>>544881214Hang in friend. No highs without the lows and all that
>>544881214That's what the jews and demons want. Don't let the demons win.
>>544883756BLOODY 'ELL YANKEEDOODLE WOT U DUN TER YER BELL-END MATEand then they giggle through the gaps in their teeth you dirty old man
>>544878766Why are vietnamese so fucking weird about wanting to be us?
>>544883723You should put your penis into a fanny to solve your mental helf.
>>544882240whimsy posting is based actually
>>544886620>whimsy posting is based actuallyBased and goodladpilled.
>>544878919>>544879000Sexo!
>>544887557>if you only knew how bad things really are
>>544887617
In Cambodia they have aircon for pig enclosures. People in the UL live worse than swine in a third world country.
>UL
>>544887557Keep on simpin', mutt...
>>544888025uhm... bro...
>>544887996Yes. The UL. The country you live in. The United Loicencedom.
>>544879145Maru gif, you can do it.
>>544888047>broPaki detected. Brits say blud and mandem
Hope Josh dies painfully today.
>>544888025Perhaps this is more your speed!
>>544888125your grasp of English seems tepid at best, did you perhaps grow up in a majority Spanish speaking country? your initial post just seems so brown coded is all. like the use of the word "swine" just seems so paki to me idk
>>544888166Let it go. The lad hasn't been here in weeks. He's too busy with the hostel lasses
oh its argentinian - explains a lot...
>>544888200>did you perhaps grow up in a majority Spanish speaking countryYes, I did grow up in America. Just like you grew up in an english speaking country called pakistan before the council paid you to resettle in the UL
>>544888218Dont care hope he dies
Bit windy out. Has anyone witnessed any lesser spotted British wheelie bins taking flight? One of nature's great sights to behold.
>>544888267I love how you're embarrassingly owning your typo. the lack of humility and brazen "yeah actually I meant to say that" arrogance avoiding a loss of izzat. You are proper bindian coded mate lmfao
>>544888166Stfu hes my friend
>>544888418pedo
Psychoanalysis on the late nite brit/pol. Let's see what hidden mysteries are discovered.
>The mirror stands before you
>>544888469Not true, however, you're jewish.
>>544888510>late nightIt's 4am... why is brit/pol/ chocka with thick cunts?
>>544888625brown time like it's like 8pm
>>544884636I would make her squeak like a chew toy
>>544878766ORGANIC
Speaking of squeaks. Squeaky bogdalit in?
>>544888890currently mourning a massive izzat loss from a typo
I hear someone made a typo in this thread. Bet he closed the tab and went offline after.
uh oh...
>>544888354I've been calling the UL the UL in brit/pol/ for months lad. Unoi'ed Loicencedom or United Licencedom. Search 4plebs.
>>544888309Ceremonial bin lad. That means it's ok to have one in public and throw it at people even though a bin is technically illegal under the offencive weapons laws and throwing it is technically an offence against public ordah
>>544889874Just fuck off you stupid cunt
>>544889874you made a typo months ago (the L and the K are suspiciously close together) and the izzat loss in admitting that has made you keep going for months??
>>544888625Let's imagine you had someone to say good nite to. If you were going to go to sleep at 4am, would you say good morning, or good nite to this person?
>>544889874Universal Lemmings ?
>>544890276I was watching a pretty old film and when "good morning" is used as an end of conversation I got taken aback , in a way that good evening wouldn't
>>544890028What's got you in such a state? Have a pint anon. It's not that serious.>>544890032Nice try, but my usage of Unoi'ed Loicencedom actually predates my usage of UL. You've doubled down and lost el hand unfortunately.
>>544890400>You've doubled downwhat? I'm just making an observation, for you there seems like something is at stake...
>>544890463You need to give this up now. There IS help for adictos, even those whose addiction is losing and being provoked in brit/pol/.
>>544890657alright you win, your izzat score is intact you can stop saying UL now
>>544878766Im considering becoming a retail thief.Im so utterly fucking bored with my life.I need some advice on tactics, which shops to rob, and such.Im thinking of starting with shit like, sweeties, pastries would be a level up, maybe a pack or two of nissin noodles, fuck, im getting excited just thinking about thisLocations im thinking of: Tesco expressSainsbury'sWaitroseLike I said, would genuinely appreciate some advice as a first timer, maybe those shops are shit, maybe none of them are, but im looking for fledgling grounds, somewhere easy, the target has to be easy, but tasty. Perhaps I could get away with sneaking a microwavable cottage pie down my pants?
>>544887801>AHHHH LE HECKIN HUMIDITY IT'S LE TOO HOTNo wonder you weak cunts got smashed in Vietnam.
Id like an honest discussion about violently removing the Boris Wave, but alas, unlike Bumman , I don't have a popular mandate of 54% of a 58% turnout in some norf constituency no one had ever heard of.
>>544891017Unironically just get in and get out before anyone notices what you're doing. The biggest issue now a days is all the cameras and facial recognition. The most success I've ever had was just walking in and walking out. Not yet and be discreet. Time is the most important variable.
>>544883889>thinking a fat retard from swindon can turn around the kali yuga with a few millionDumb mothefucker.
>>544891387We actually did the smashing in Vietnam. In K/D ratio, we annihilated them. We just lost the war strategically because it was totally untenable.Speaking of Vietnam, pigs in that country have aircon. You don't. You live worse than barn animals in a poor communist country.
Tragic nonce on a VPN.
