You guys would ball up and cry if you knew the truth...
this is just the elite class mocking the underclasses when they brandish these lame UFO stories they think you're so docile and retarded that you will pay serious attention to UFOs while they loot the country
>>544880438UFO gf when?
>>544880438HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THIS
>the SEE EYE AYYY told me some shit and some shit accessories
>>544880595shut the fuck up
>>544880438The truth about aliens:https://www.mediafire.com/file/ktg9jgef9ehrmu8/UFOs.7z/fileI'm not joking.
You won't do shit.
>>544880438It depends on what the truth is.What do you suppose it is?We're just a live action video game planet for them to come live on?We're food? And they just buy our dead?We're a transitionary species that they're trying to breed into pets?
I am not sure that god exists and don't really care that Japanese, South Koreans and Chinese are more advanced. Aliens wouldn't really make me cry unless they were attractive and also didn't want to have sex with me like human females.
>>544880438Yea, yea they're demons and the US makes deals with them in exchange for various forms of on knowledge. We know that already, nigger, this is /pol/.
>>544880595>>544880611jBoth of you need to kys yourselves
>>544880438>You guys would ball up and cry if you knew the truth...lol nosome of us already know faggot, I aint crying lil nigga
>>544880671>link still available since 2024No
>>544880712>We're food?ding ding ding
Just tell us already you fucking retards
>>544880438Christians when you tell em the truth about aliens:
>>544880438No kidding
i watched and read and listened to a bunch of alien shit and i don't even give a shit anymore if they're real. entire topic is boring
>>544880804christcucks are cattle and I can't feel bad that jews have exploited the fuck out of them
>>544880438That old faggot doesnt know shit. He doesnt know the names of the other E-listers either. Just his.
>>544880438ill ball up deez fist and shove up the ayya's ass so deep that ill work his mouth like a puppet, fuck you 4channy my gif of samuel l jackson from the others guys saying the puppet line is to big, like my dick
>>544880438Couldn't be any worse than what people have speculated already. Lil Timmy is just a pussy.
>>544880595
>>544880869astro is the black guy because he fucks the daughter on the reg
>>544880734>I am not sure that god existsstoppped reading there you are either dumb or underage.
the moon is an "alien" space station.Aliens are really just humans who werent genetically modified. they look like us but live longer and are much smarter. modern humans were modified to be short lived slaves. Aliens just want to live on earth and casually mine some things while using the slave humans for manual labour and sex slaves.
>>544880438>You guys would ball up and cry if you knew the truth...So would you.http://www.alienresistance.org/stop-alien-abduction/
>>544880671https://www.mediafire.com/file/k322gm0fk04rlzt/DISCLOSURE_FILES%25E2%2580%2593_Alien-UFO_Videos_And_Pictures.zip/file gd nigger post a good one atleast, one off 8kun thats pretty good
>>544880438Yes, because Esienhower cut a deal with them to allow them to kidnap and experiment on us in exchange for their tech, but they tricked us and gave us very limited bits of their cheaper technological "advances" and there was a great deal of buyer's remorse, which led to a revolt, a splintering of houses within the government. A long war has been going underground in their joint bases with us, resulting in them overtaking all of the major countries and they are now openly genetically modifying humans through vaccines, as well as terraforming the earth (Chemtrails, CFCs, etc) They also have a network of allies encircling our local neighborhood, preventing any other alien race from aiding us or informing us of our ensorcelship.They basically own us now, entirely.
>>544880438I think he's trying to say they're demons. Now are they actual demons, or that's how they're interpreted by religious fanatics in the know?
>>544880556They're right
>>544880944bible literalists are as dumb as mudslimes or hasidic jews, basically the lowest intellect of humanity
>>544880438I demand pics of ayy lmao cunny
>>544880438aliens are demons and reality is a lie. only truth is Jesus Christ
>>544880438Wanna bet?
how can aliens exist when space is fake. therefore they must be demons
>>544880438Reality isn't real that's why.
>>544880438Is it the p-67 and the p-69 and how we are all gonna die in the next three years?
>>544880438Pretty funny how they always say this
>>544880556>they think you're so docile and retardedNot true. Most people don't even care about UFO's anyways
>>544880438>04.04.2026
>>544881276yeah theyre all just>trust me bro, my dad works at nintendo
>>544880671Someone download it and show us
>>544880438Nope. People would just go "it's all so tiresome" as they go on wagecucking and paying taxes.
>>544880772
>>544880793Its far worse than this.Our SOULS are their food. Not just our bodies.
>>544881326looks fairly mundane>NOT AN ENDORSEMENT
>>544880634No.
>>544881387There is something demonic and evil about these comics
>>544881397prove it
>>544880438No, sorry. It's the jude, and killing them would put an end to countless problems that they have created with their hands.
>>544881164This
>>544880438>aliens created us>we’re all in a simulation>they abduct people>we’re slavesThere’s nothing you can tell me where I haven’t already predicted it in some way. I’ve already thought of virtually every existential scenario possible.
>>544880438Germans are aliens.Ancient Europe was a home for Slavs, until German tribes arrived.
>>544880860Most people are NPCs that lack autonomy and agency.Most people identify as Christian or atheist.Not hard to figure out.
>>544880438 why do politicians fall for the bologna docs fed to them by lying cia dark cloak fags?
>>544881442Touch grass.
>>544880438Alien abduction memories are in reality half of the time circumcision memories
>>544881442I think they’re just terribly laid out, drawn and written
>>544880438Just the truth that everyone in power, including the deep state is a bunch of midwits is already horrible enough.
>>544881442It's terrifying stuff to be sure
>>544880438ayy cult worshipers are fucking retards.
THE ALIEN ARRIVAL IS CONFIRM FOR TUESDAY MORNING 9:30 AM EST TIME.QANON INSIDER HERE WITH DEEPSTATE ILLUMINATI SEE YOU ALL IN THE MOTHERSHIPS GOODLUCK SAFE.PS. Disappearance of UFO expert Gen. Neil McCasland 'confirmed gameover'WE WILL SOON SEE THE VIDEO OF THE UFO LANDING IN HOLLOMAN (NEW MEXICO) Dan Farah’s suggestion that “next level” files could be coming. Guarantees UFO Disclosure By End of Year
>>544881397>>544881442go to bed kevin sören
>>544880438nah fuck you and your gayliens faggot
demons. they will call themselves time travellers and offer to "help" us. do not board the ships unless you want to be eaten ;)
>>544881460this
>>544880438Ayys are Jews, aren’t they?
>>544881442Thanks for letting us know, concerned mother from the 80s
>oh hey senator congressman i see you wanted to know about this spending program well you akually need to drop it cause the world is a lie and if you find our scam..I mean program then the world will light itself on fire cause no one will want to live in world with space aliens abductions people from interdimensional assholes that created out species and are robotic timetravels of our own race to work with the dinosaurs to destroy another civilization in another galaxy but the universe doesn't matter anyways so we are trying to elevate human consciousness to a new fifth dimension to render the war with another galaxy comepletely uselss
>>544880438you would never get my balls out of your asshole if i knew the truth
>>544880438ppl still fall for this iron mountain bs??
>>544880611>>544881387Whatever these dragon weasel things are, I hate them.
>>544881735yiff in hell furfag
So are we the other water source besides oceans and lakes etc
>>544880438UFO's landed on Epstein's island?
>>544880438The only aliens are wetbacks and they are the worst beings there is.
>>544882222fuken chegd
>>544880438funny how little green men will destroy the collective minds of motherfuckers but everybody is just chill about AI who can literally and figuratively kill you and everybody you love in 30 minutes or less with radioactive fire.
>>544880438The only reason a boomer would say something like this is if races are in fact not equal.
>>544882222Checked>>544882236Rat birds are the future of politics
>>544880438Earth is a realm and Allymos are probably left over from more advanced times.
>>544881735>>544882602You guys are exactly why concentration camps were invented.
>>544881164irish druid
>>544880438Jew bullshit to distract from jew pedo child rape, sacrifice, and cannibalism.
>>544881442well yeah fucking furries are dysgenic
>>544880438The Nords and the Rebellous Grey are actually winning against the reptilians for the first time since 12333 years. The Pleiadians have decided that they would not interfere.The only uncertain fact remains the attitude of the Lyrans towards humanity
>>544880438the truth is that jews are aliens/demons trying to exterminate humanityso yeah it will collapse the world because banking will collapse overnight
>>544881164This is the hardest redpill to swallow.Christ is King!
>>544880438I have thoroughly believed every conceivable reality.
>>544880438Fuck His BullShit, Put-Up or GTFO...Half the world wouldn't believe a word of-it.Needs a Beanie check, talk from Hucksterville USA is Zero-Credibility engagement for me.
>>544880438some decrepit kid diddler can handle the aliens, BUT NOT YOU GUYS! they need to shut the fuck up and realize their mask fell way off
>>544883521pretty sure that actor is a kike himself.almost all actors are kikes.
>>544880438If aliens can really move FTL at will then they are essentially gods in all but name. But vagueposting with a Congressional position simply means he's nervous that people have realized he doesn't actually do shit for them.
a hundred years from now they still won't know
>>544880438Just like space they’re not only fake but also gay
>>544884417Spacy's pretty fake and gay, imo
>>544880438I'm boutta blow is what
>>544880438Politics is completely fake. A large part of politics is to record people cheering. It’s designed to appeal to your desire for an in group. To make it look like other people are into politics, even though outside all you ever meet are fent zombies. And your taxes are spent on other men’s children.
>>544880927lol yep.And good luck telling most of this to your average normie midwit. Even whip out the concept that someone other than Nasa has a space craft or has had and they look at you like your from some lab vat.
>>544884888Canned laughter in TV is the obvious example.
>>544880438They are demons. Kinda obvious demons are real. Just look outside or at the politics. Trannys, jews, pedophile rapist elites. All demons. Luckily that means christ is king and angels are real.
>>544880438>You guys would ball up and cry if you knew the truth...People would literally stop paying taxes and not give a fuck about stupid shit anymore.
>>544884202yepdoesn't make me wrong
>>544884956They name all the politicians coded messages about incelibacy. Lucifer has been slammin dat azz and not sharing. Lucifer writes too and lies to the men so he can have one more day slammin gran and her daughter and her daughter too. Lucifer is to blame for our suffering.
>>544880611Are these dwarf fortress kobolds? I never read the text
>>544880438I don't know why all you faggots are so surprised about the recent multiple ufo sightings and disclosures. It turns out the ayy ladies got a taste of the BBC (Big Brazilian Cock), enjoyed it immensely and spread the news around their galaxy. Now they're just coming back for more. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ant%C3%B4nio_Villas_Boas
>>544885168Lucifer makes the videos about aliens. He actually is those humans, they’re his clones. Lucifer is holding us at gunpoint while he slams dat azz of our friends n reproduces then slaughters then he repeats. I’m being serious, he even gores the real humans genitals so that they can’t threaten him sexually. Hes a very paranoid god and believes writing about aliens helps protect him. He has many wives and children and is scared of losing them.
>>544880438burchett has an F rating on his America First Foundation scorecard americafirstfoundation.org
>>544880438Alieums are already here, they just have nothing to say to us and no reason to intervene beyond keeping us from blowing ourselves up or leaving solar orbit to nig up the galaxy for actual civilizations.
>>5448804384me, lyrans
>>544885550Thats not true aliens have sex with human women and breed them too. They make fake crime to justify the police. Aliens actually are the police. We’re technically in an anal slave farm for an alien. Actually true, actually be that way playa. Hes dedicated to making it look like something else is happening.
>>544885647Pretty sure aliens have better things to do than engage in pride parade furfag retardation.
>>544885727There are various races, some more advanced than others, but the one thing all advanced civilizations share in common is that life to them it's like a video game. It's about the experience. Some are here mingling with us simply because they find our naivety and stupidity amusing, others for experiments and stuff like that. Humans are psionic beings btw.
>>544885152They're Yinglets, arguably more obnoxious than kobolds.
>>544880438>You guys would ball up and cry if you knew the truth...I do that anyway
ok dude whatever.
>>544880595where's the shapeshifting reptilian hoes at yo'?
>>544885055>People would literally stop paying taxes and not give a fuck about stupid shit anymore.this is, in fact, what they are afraid of, but they don't dare mention it, so instead it's "uh you'd all... flip shit and burn everything, ohno"
>>544886753People do not have the social or mental bandwidth to conceptualize not paying their bills in the midst of all this. Only a very limited minority of people have the time and energy to care. You could land a 100 foot penis on capital hill and have 10 foot purple headed scrotons slink out and people aren't going to skip a beat.
Sounds fake and gaaaaaaey. Post proofs.
>YOU DON'T COMPREHEND HOW SUPERIOR I AM TO YOU ALLIt's a comfy feeling knowing that everyone to ever act like this throughout history has suffered horrifically when the people stop falling for the circus.
>>544880911You sub-humans are truly incapable of understanding how lesser you look to everyone that observes reality for what it is.
retards
>>544880438Literally a von Neumann ai managing a fleet of stations around the planet for the continuation of a specific genetic life form and the ai is getting upset about global warming and is threatening to end a lot of humans if they don't stop with pollution.
>>544880438Aays are globohomo jew gays.
>>54488043810/10
>>544883263Lyrans FUCK.
>>544880556It is worse than imagined
>>544880595Aliens are conventionally attractive anthropomorphic canine women.The god of this world himself said this to me in a dream>>544883263Lyrans, staying true to their feline nature, eat humans whenever they get the chance. The god of this world himself said this to me in a dream as well.
>>544880438…that they aren’t anywhere near us or earth? Why would this fill me with dread Maybe if the truth is “they existed and then died, we saw the ruins and skeletons in a telescope”, I’d possibly be freaked out for a minute. Maybe
Nah... aliens are traded, just got to the mit research lab to look up what have they researched over the last 40 years, then think of unregulated bio industry with junkies, thats your aliens. If they were so smart my base wouldn't get hit by any missiles or home made mortars.
>>544880438The female Gelgamek vagina is three meters white and has rows of razor sharp teeth. Do you really expect to have sex with that?>He knows about the Gelgamek.
>>544880438Dis niggas blockin me from clapping dem ayyylmao cheeks.
>war crimes and civil unrest happen >duh but muh aliens and bigfoot I’m not religious and I would believe in the rapture before this endgame circus horseshit. Get better material.
>>544881442Get a life you hyperbolic freak. It’s just a shitty webcomic
>>544881442that’s just an average furry Johan
>>544881300It's fading away but people absolutely still do believe it because it's part of the "unknown universe". Every NASA/Space Exploration/Elon lover will also have a room reserved for alien bullshitery. They actually believe in Aliens more than the Epstein Island, the satanic elite, masons/globalists/NWO/illuminati/jews. Or whatever name you wanna use for jews.We're fucked.
>>544887859I want to climb inside an alien cloaca
>>544880595That look like AI though
>>544880804>>544880860Christians wouldn't freak out. They'd incorporate them into their doctrine and say they're demons, or maybe try to convert them to Christ.
>>544885727It’s meant to distract the men by creating weird stunts for TV. To make the world look like this crazy chaotic place. The truth is women are put on a conveyor belt going directly to Satan. And men are on a belt which goes to the mines. Satan the alien has been slammin dat azz while we put it on the grind at jysk namsayin lucifers got it made duder.
>>544883263>>544885551Why do we know so much about them and all their races but no one has ever seen one, like ever? Not even by accident. Not one picture or verified proof.
>>544888391The actual scriptures are sci fi as fuck. ETs would 100% not purge christianity, none of the abrahamic religions. They could also easily fuse them or pivot to a single global religion.
>>544888391>incorporate them into their doctrineEnoch and Ezekiel already are and the story of Cain and Able is a story about humans being agricultural products and the only offerings worthy of them are of the flesh and suffering.
>>544887787Millions of them live underground and they respond to the Hebrew language.
>>544880438I hate when the government says "You can't handle the truth" and the truth is something super mundane that everyone already knows.
>>544888672>respond to the Hebrew language.Good thing no one actually speaks it, there are no Hebrew books from antiquity besides their religious scribbles and it spent so long dead that its the equivalent of speaking Klingon or Elvish and just made up.
>>544880438Aliens don't contact us because they hate jeets
>>544880438Disinformation campaign by glowniggers for ZOG
>>544888721Lashon Ha-Kodesh, or "Biblical Hebrew", attracts them if certain phrases are vibrated, I've had them in my house after doing it. You can't see them, it's more like what someone would call poltergeist or "demonic" activity, but they showed up in a UFO.
>>544887812is that 3d printed graphene muscles? wtf
>>544888545Lyrans were added to schizo lore by some drug addled star trek furry. 99% of what you'll find on any of these is related to healing crystals and other low grade golden dawn inspired new ageism.The actual aliens are genuinely bizarre and horrifying creatures that barely appear to be a lifeform, more like a hallucination, despite being entirely physical. They move erratically and beyond the limits of human perception. When dissected they lack internal organs. People who see them fill in their memories with heuristic archetypes. The actual experience of being near one is like being hounded by a shadow that you can look at but can't see.
>>544880438The only thing this faggot knows is how to receive a campaign donation from AIPAC.
>>544885101Jews worship yahweh and you worship a dead jew and thats a fake quote
>>544888909i made this up btw
>>544888888>You can't see themDigits of knowing be upon you. You can if you know how to thin the veil or interest them as a hitchhiker. They have interacted with my family and spread to my friends and lately keep coming back as owls fairly regularly after I had a low altitude encounter with one of their craft. If they try to go hostile it's going to be total elohim death.
>>544888888>digits
>>544888888I think you're a schizo but those hexes don't lie
>>544880980Delete this
>>544889034The "Divine Eye" can be acquired to do so as well. >HostileIm not sure what that species has in mind. The "Tall Whites", or "Danaans", are interested in seeing the surface achieve Tikkun Olam but what this one wants I couldn't tell you. I don't even know which one it was but the way they behaved while they were living with me didn't seem like they had our best interests in mind. Either they were hostile or just playing games. >Elohim They're not the Elohim, but they can act as vessels just like we can.
>>544889260>what this one wantsThe way it tends to manifest as dejavu and seeing things out of the corner of your eye strikes me as a technology that intercept and overrides your own mental model and deletes them while leaving a feeling of unease. The best guess I can venture about their behavior is that they are novelty seeking and playing us like NPC's in a video game and or manifesting in our corporeal bodies not unlike playing a video game and then reviewing each others high scores after our mortal bodies cease functioning.
>>544880438Yeah he looks like a solid dude who knows what he is talking about. Not some kind of goofy ass or anything. Lol
>>544889511>playing us like NPCwouldn't that be a "Playable" character then
>>544880906The fuck is wrong with you that makes you think that was a normal or acceptable thing to think or say?Gross niggerlover fag.
>>544880438>when the pic on the right looks friendlier and more human
>>544889682>we are like playable characters for higher dimensional beingsthingken baste
DISCLOSE THAT SHIT, MIGGER>DISCLOSE THAT SHIT, MIGGERDISCLOSE THAT SHIT, MIGGER>DISCLOSE THAT SHIT, MIGGERDISCLOSE THAT SHIT, MIGGER>DISCLOSE THAT SHIT, MIGGER
>>544880438then they have obviously failed the soft-disclosure. We should be getting alien horror movies and television if that's the case.
>>544889682Sometimes, other times I think they just want to see how we will react like NPC's. I believe the greatest threat to a highly advanced species is boredom. To them we could represent almost limitless entertainment. Grand theft monke.
>>544880980this is the most interesting take and goes along with the dulce base story. where can i find more?
>>544887310https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KF32DRg9opA
>>544881387I know you have autism, but nobody here actually likes your comics. Sorry, but maybe you should post them randomly into reddit threads instead..
>>544880595Aliens are just Space Elfs?
>>544888710Govt been saying that forever, but only since the 90s has the passive idea of the truth being "out there" been so widespread. The joke that the truth is hard to believe is switched up with it being hard to find creates a shit/garbage choice.The truth is out there alright, but it's being made, not found.
>ball up
>>544880438Try me.
>>544881578You got it mixed up.
Anyone else dreamed that they're inside the ships?
>>544890213I hate the comics, but like their relentlessness in posting them, if that makes any sense?
>>544888909>>544888947could've fooled me, damn sounded legit
How do you kill a demon (a Reptilian specifically)? They allegedly eat children.
>>544890454Were there other people with you, in your dream? I bet it was an alien love bite.
>>544888929shut up kikeyou wont get away with it this timethere will be no boats to Madagascar
>>544880980>They basically own us now, entirely.Which ones? Who are they preventing from reaching us?
>>544880438>aliensBAHAHA man are they ever going to give this joke up? i have no clown horn and i must HONK
>>544890666Two pilots, they looked human and had blue suits like the ones in fallout. They looked like Caucasian humans but once we were inside the ship up high, they made me bite a live dog puppy, and next thing I remember the pilots appearance started changing to a demon like face. We made a stop on what appeared to be a diner on the moon, like the ones in truck stops.
>>544880438I got some truth for you: *BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
>>544890756kek
>>544890688Earth is basically a local group choke point. If you wanted to refuel or siege the systems around us you need to go through us. They are probably trying to stop some of their competitors from poaching us and are actively fighting others above us to maintain this place as a choke point. We are basically like North Sentinel Island and have no idea things like nations and factions exist and just shoot arrows at whoever tries to land.
>>544880980Replace aliens with jews.
>>544880438The aliens are white people from previous cycles and also there is space Nazis a the aliens helped some of the Nazis deemed worthy to escape this Jewish prison planet. Whites would live in a golden age and get to join the space aryans if not for Jewish oppression. This is why the entire world would burn if the goyim discovered these truths
Aliens aren't real, release the Epstein files
