Don't ask me how I know this but Joe Biden passed away just over an hour ago from a massive heart attack. The White House is scrambling, Kamala Harris is being prepared to be sworn in, and the media have been instructed not to report for the next hour.
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>>544882136wtf a cornpop just blew over my house
really. biden shitposting in front of my sasori.
cornpop won
>>5448821362 more weeks
>>544882136>massive heart attackit's never the tiny heart attack
>>544882136what the heck, does that mean Kamala will take his place in the next election?
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>>544882136Barack HUSSEIN Obama is being flown to Washington DC as we speak...Sit tight, PatriQts!
>>544882136Listen here Jack, I'm gonna set you straight. I'll only say this once so listen up, Fat. This virus isn't going anywhere. Let me repeat myself, this virus isn't going anywhere. Back in my day we didn't call it covid whatever; we called it the "Shanghai Shivers". OK, here's the deal, Slick. I used to know a guy, went by the name Cornflake Jackson. Ol' Cornflake used to play guitar down at the pool hall. He caught the Shanghai Shivers one year and let me tell you, if Cornflake Jackson says, "It ain't no thang" you can take that to the bank, Buckaroo. That's how I know you're full of shit. I'd punch your daughter straight in the mouth.
>>544882136Dirty Donald had him to the WH for a good old fashion pedophile talmudic themed synagogue circle jerk ... Jopedo's ticker FAILED.... KEK
>>544882136Finally Brat is President, so glad TrumpPedo finally admitted it, shitted it, and got baked in the oven with the rest ofnthenpotaoes
>>544882136wow nobody fucking cares that that actual demonic pedophile is burning in fucking hell where he belongs, and he probably died years ago before they trotted out his fucking skinjob cloneyou are gay
>looks left, looks rightQuick delete the thread!
>>544882136America will never have a w*man president. That's how you can tell this is a larp
>>544882265When does the hummingbird fly? Sing?67 delta? Millions of legal indians are necessary.You cannot tell people how to tikkun olam.You must show them.All western nations must have poopjeets.MAGA.Everything has meaning.You have more than you know.Wwg1wgaQ
Feels authentic and period specific
>>544882420you have to be 18 to post here. Sorry your dad raped you, it's not your fault
>>544882136>Massive heart attack Based that's how I'm gonna die.. got a large tumor that's right over my heart that is slowly going to squeeze my heart until I die.
>>544882136Didn't he have brain cancer? So why should he died from a sudden heart attack? I suppose he was really fucking old.
>>544882136>Don't ask me how I know this but Joe Biden passed away just over an hour ago from a massive heart attack. The White House is scrambling, Kamala Harris is being prepared to be sworn in, and the media have been instructed not to report for the next hour.Did you forget to post this in 2021?Joe Biden has not been seen since late summer 2021. All you have seen since then are body doubles and mask wearers. The REAL Joe Biden was last seen in public or by camera in late summer 2021. Here is the last time he was photographed.
I thought he died the summer of 2024 in office and they played it off. the Hunter Biden tweets around that time read like a goddamn obituary it was super sus. We hadn't seen real Biden in three weeks at the time, then they bust out Tall Joe. It was strange times many forgot
Source tells me Joe is stable.Please god
>>544882136Hi A!. What do you think about Terminator 3? Are we in that scenario where Skynet is the virus?
>>544882136.... did the shill bots upload the wrong script, swallow a magnet jeet faggot
I freaking knew it.This is why nothing is getting done. Joe Biden has been shadow president this whole time, they have been holding President trump hostage
>>544882136Listen here Jack, the fact is we didn't call it 'Rape' when I was growing up. We called it 'Surprise Sex' and I tell ya what you haven't lived until you've smelled fresh hair. Hey Bub, fingers are fingers you know what I mean? On a hot summer night back in the day fingers used to do all the walkin'. I used to have a buddy named Shoe Fly who had fingers the size of cucumbers, just gigantic sausages and he'd shake your hand and just crush it. I used to tell him his wife was a mighty fine lady. Well that's my time.
>>544882136deja vu
>>544882136Didn’t he die like 5 years ago?
Oh no! That sucks! Anyway...
fuck you then
>>544882136Literally who
>>544882136Which one?
imagine if we didn't suffer for years of his retardation, just how many fewer shitskins you'd see bumbling around in America right now. I think Biden was the point I basically decided our government and country was just done, it was the most ridiculous DEI anti-white anti-American shit show of all time capped off by four years of a paid for invasion that we will never recover from. When/if people talk about voting, I just shake my head and laugh at this point
and if you think I'm pro trump or try that bullshit on me, I dont support him either. left or right, theres no one that is president or could-be president thats in charge of a fucking thing in our nation other than fucking it up
